Oh shit, are y’all excited about the new Yogi Bear movie? The first promotional poster was given the big reveal by Warner Brothers last night. Yes! The demand for this flick has been way high, dawg. Like everybody wanted a Yogi Bear film…espesh in 3D. It’s finally coming out in December! And in the same week TRON: Legacy gets released. Merry Christmas to everybody! I know what I’m seeing that week, motherfuckers. Fuckin’ Tron is for fags.
Dan Akroyd and Justin Timberlake are the big selling points for this. Not gonna lie…I’m def excited about sweet JT as Boo Boo. My fingers are crossed for mad Timberlake bangers on the soundtrack. Also, it looks like Dr. Ray Stantz is following in the footsteps of his old Ghostbuster pal, Bill Murray, by voicing an iconic animal. The Garfield movies were excellent pieces of cinema, so Dannyboy needs to step the fuck up here. Check out the trailer! OMFGahh.
This weeks Man Moment is brought to you by Sonny Corleone. What man wouldn’t defend his sister from her abusive husband? Sure the biting of the fingers is excessive, as was the garbage can, but hey it was the 70s….here’s the scene – Manga!
Have you ever played a game, lets just say bowling, with a friend or acquaintance of the opposite sex and realized you were very attracted to them all of a sudden? You just looked at them and got the chills? Weird huh… Itʼs actually not as weird as you might think. Games create competition because they have rules and rewards and there is a challenge. The reward could be something as simple as loser buys the winner a beer, dinner, a lap dance (if your lucky). And whats the reward for the loser? Watching the other person do their victory dance. Everyone has one, I know I do and itʼs quite amusing. And then theres the “Na na na na na na, I beat you, I beat you!!” Although that might be a bit second grade.
Just look at animals, we will use lions as an example. Two male lions see a poor, helpless deer; Bambi (insert awww here). The female lion is lounging out under a tree watching as the two go for Bambi. Who is she going to be more attracted too? The one who got Bambi. Same concept for us humans.
Brain waves are going, juices are flowing, your in a good mood and BAMMM. Attraction.
My fellow writer Craig said in his last post that video games were a great idea for a first date and he was definitely right. Games = competition. Where do you usually play video games? On a bed or a couch, your all set for a good night!
First off, let me say I’m a Beatles fan. Not a huge Beatles fan like me buy everything in existence, but a fan that I know their music and some random facts. Did you know The Beatles were going to lend their voices for the Disney movie The Jungle Book, but they dropped out at the last moment?
Many do not know him by name but Mark David Chapman is the person/animal who killed John Lennon. Chapman, 55, is serving a sentence of 20 years to life in prison for the shooting death of Lennon outside his New York City apartment on December 8, 1980. A few years ago Chapman, was up for parole but was denied “due to concern for the public safety and welfare.” Guess what? He is up for parole again and Yoko Ono wants it denied.
Well Duh!!!
He killed John Lennon. I honestly think for Mark’s well being and safety, he should stay in jail. Some crazy Beatles fan might try to have him killed.
Sorry Mark, I know you are sorry, but I think you should stay in jail and enjoy your time there.
So we all know the first things guys look at when they see a woman, breasts & butt, right? Don’t tell me it’s eyes, because I know you’re are lying. Ever wonder what we notice about about you guys? I look at a few key things before I think twice about taking another glance.
1) SHOES
Shoes are a big one for me. I can’t stand when I see a guy walking around in a fresh outfit and he has dirty shoes or shoes that have holes in them. Or untied shoe laces as a matter of fact. It irritates me. Penny loafers are nasty too. If a guy comes to my door wearing penny loafers on our first date, I’m closing the door on his face.
2) SKIN COLOR
I am as pale as a ghost, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like my man nice and tan. I said tan by the way, not orange.
3) TEETH
If they are crooked or have spaces in them, what ever. Just please make sure there isn’t food in them. That’s just nasty.
4) SMILE
If you are in a bar with a puss on your face, you’re probably not going to have any chicks come up to you. We notice everything. We scan the room the second we walk in to see who is cute, having a good time or a terrible time. If I saw you sulking in the corner an hour before you walked up to me, just keep walking the other way. I want a guy who is the center of the party.
5) HAIR
For some reason, this messy hair thing is popular, personally I can’t stand it. They make THOUSANDS of products you can use to tame your hair and not look like you just crawled out of bed.
Itʼs hard for me to believe that the cute daddyʼs girl Sheryl Yoast in Remember the Titans is the same girl you are drooling over right now. Feels kind of creepy, but thatʼs besides the point. Wow did she grow up!! Hayden Panettiere, who will be 21years old this August definitely looks more grown up than her age. Hayden began modeling at just 11months old for companies such as Playschool, had a role in the soap operas One Life to Live and Guiding Light at a young age which lead her to the role in Remember the Titans. Her “big break” was her role as Claire Bennett in the NBC series Heroes. She has also done guest roles on shows such as Ally McBeal, Malcom in the Middle and Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, has appeared in numerous films and done voices for animation movies such a A Bugʼs Life and video game Kingdom Hearts.
In addition to her acting she has endorsed products such as Neutrogena, Cover Girl, Got Milk? Khols, and Candies.
ALL THAT AND SHE IS STILL SMOKIN IN A BIKINI! HOT DAMNNNNNN…
We are old enough now to figure out that dinner and movie doesn’t work for a 1st date. Talk for an hour at dinner and then not talk for 2 hours at a movie. No good.
Here are some quick ideas for a first date:
1) Play video games – PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, it doesn’t matter. If your date is into video games, it might be time for some Street Fighter Turbo or some Wii Boxing.
2) Visit a new restaurant – New restaurants pop up all the time. Take 5-10 new restaurants put them in a hat and pick one out and go to it. It’s a gamble but worth the shot.
3) Eat in at your/her place- Ask before doing it but if she clears it, just order in.
4) The Aquarium/Zoo- Who doesn’t like the zoo? I am scared of snakes, but they are locked away. Show interest in all the animals.
5)Meet up for a drink- Harmless. If it doesn’t work out, you can leave it there and just move on.Who knows, she might stay around for dinner.
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Flip flops are usually pretty gross. Wearing them at the beach is A-ok. Putting them on in your own home is totally acceptable. Getting the mail, and walking your dog? Also fine. But hanging out in public with flip flops is a bad look. Why not wear cooler footwear to max out your outfit? It’s so disappointing to see a beautiful girl wear a sexy dress and cheap Old Navy flip flops. People shouldn’t wear them while sporting nice clothes. You ever ask a girl out on a date, and she comes out wearing flops? It’s fucked up!
If you absolutely must wear flip flops cause you’re effin lazy, at least mix them up and wear clean ones. Those nasty once white but now brown/black flimsy sandals are filthy. Show some goddamn respect for yourselves.
Is your girl afraid of anal? Read this post with her and maybe she will feel more conftorable about it.
Basics:
Anal sex for the weary is an all day process. You’ll want to eat right that day so your body easily eliminates (you take a really good poop that day before sex).
Preparation can include:
Shaving your ass if you’re self conscious about hair, and giving yourself a cleansing enema.
When buying an enema you want a simple set up. Spill out the solution they give you in the bottles, it is better to just use warm water. You’ll want to rinse your body out a couple of times till you are satisfied with the liquid coming out of your body from the enema. You could do this all in your shower, but remember that it is all going down the drain pipes – you are better off doing the enema process on the toilet (with a good book while you wait).
Don’t wash out more than 5 times, in my opinion, this starts to agitate your bowels.
You cannot skip this step. Play with a butt plug, or a dildo and a good silicone lubricant. This will relax your sphincter muscles. What porno isn’t showing you before those women take it in the ass, is the prep they do before hand with toys.
This weeks Man Moment features a scene from one of my favorite movies, Tombstone. It opens with Doc Holliday, played by Val Kilmer, and culminates a montage of blood and bullets.
Being a bachelor is no easy task, you have to look good and have the ultimate bachelor pad- which could become pricey. Between rent, food, hair gel, beer, cologne, new Xbox games, beer, awesome selection of dvdʼs, more beer, you might not have a lot of extra dough. So what happens when you have a date with a fly-ass honey and your low on funds? Be creative! No one said you have to take her to the most expensive restaurant to show her a good time. Here are some fun, cheap ideas:
Make yourself some sandwiches, grab some drinks, snacks, and have a picnic. Park your asses under a tree at the park on a blanket and have some lunch. Go for a walk around the park after or bring a ball and toss it around.
Hi, my name is Brendan Lyons, and I have spent most of my adult life a bachelor. I’ve seen and done a lot of wild things and been in almost every awkward situation imaginable. People always approach me as if I were a bartender or a barber with questions about life and love, and I have always been successful in giving them advice. I may not pour drinks or have any idea how to cut hair, but what I do know is how to be a bachelor. The world has reached out to me, and I am here to answer their call.
