Before we begin, let’s take a moment to talk about a few things we know. First off, we know that the majority of us, especially in this economy, don’t have a lot of extra cash to throw around. That being said, we also know that 99% of women are evil, money hungry leaches who want nothing to do with you unless your loaded. Now, I’m not talking about all women, but this type of woman, is more than likely the type you will run into if you are trying to pick them up at a bar or a club. So if you as the average-Joe are going to have any chance of obtaining what’s more than likely the one thing these women are good for, she’s gonna have to think your rich. This may seem impossible, but I assure you it isn’t.
GUIDE TO MAN-DAY
Let’s face it guys, as hard as we try no to, every bachelor will sooner or later get trapped in a relationship. And with every relationship, comes the agenda of the woman you are dating. This agenda is normally a long and ridiculous list of rules and activities that will dictate your life, while the two of you are dating. There is no escape from this, so you might as well deal with it. But the only thing you can combat this with, is a rule of your own. A rule that you will put in place the minute you start dating this person. And that rule is Man-Day.
Man-Day is exactly how it sounds. A day where men engage in man-like activities, with other men. Sunday is the perfect Man-Day. There’s football, there’s Family Guy, and if you do this right, there is nothing she can do about it. There is no cuddling on Man-Day. There is no shopping on man day. There is no Real House Wives of Atlanta on Man-Day. There is only beer an football. If you don’t like football, lie and say you like football, and then watch what ever you want or play video games, just as long as she isn’t there.
3 commentsTalking to Women
What up bitches? I’m back. I hope you enjoyed Carlo’s edition of The Bachelor’s Guide. He gave some pretty sound advice on first dates. But as helpful as it was, the truth is, you’ve got to learn to crawl before you can run. So, that’s why this week, we are going to discuss the meat and potato’s of bachelor’s life. And that is, knowing how to talk to women.
Ok, it’s Friday night and your about to hit the town. There is going to be a lot of girls out, but don’t be nervous, I’ve prepared you for this. Your outfit is fresh, and you walk out of your bachelor’s pad, ready to fill up the contact list on your hoe phone. Now that I’m done self plugging, we can move on. (HA, that link wasn’t even in context. I’m awesome. Anyway.)
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