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THE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE

Hi, this is Lauren and I’ll be filling in for your friendly bachelor Brendan this week. Seeing that most of Brendan’s posts are about how to get girls, I figured I could help out his followers with some insight and thoughts on what he has been telling you.

Let’s start with The Hoe Phone. Billy from Cleveland wanted to know how to juggle a new relationship and an old flame just in case the new relationship doesn’t work out. Trust me Billy, the new relationship won’t work if you talk to this old slut in front of your new lady. Take Brendan’s advice and purchase a Hoe Phone. Make sure it is never with you. She will look through it, trust me.

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VALENTINES DAY


Lets face it gentlemen, this isn’t one of our favorite days. It’s all about the ladies here. So if you’ve been taking my advice lately, and have a special woman in your life, you better read this weeks edition. You won’t get laid for weeks if you don’t do anything.

Trust me, restaurants fill up quick on Valentine’s Day. So if you haven’t made reservations yet, you better get cracking. If your taking the same girl you’ve been dating for a while, ask her where she wants to go. She’ll like the fact you are involving her with the planning. If it’s someone new, make sure it’s a place you are familiar with. What the dress code is, the price range so your not surprised. But please. make sure you haven’t brought too many dates there before, you don’t want to run in to someone. Oh, and make sure you haven’t dated one of the waitresses.

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HOSTING THE SUPER BOWL

The NFL Super Bowl is considered one of, if not, the greatest sporting event in the history of professional sports. And in some houses, Super Bowl Sunday is the biggest event of the year. That being said, there are very few things people appreciate more than a guy who throws an awesome Super Bowl Party, and you want that guy to be you.

Hosting the Super Bowl has it’s pros and cons. For example, the food could get costly, but at least you’ll like everything there is to eat. Beer could get expensive, so make sure you put in place a strict BYOB rule. The biggest benefit of hosting the big game is if your a fan, you can get trashed, enjoy yourself and not have to worry about driving home. The only thing that sucks is the clean up after the game. Now, if you don’t like football, then eat a fu**ing dick, read something else. I’m sure one of the girls on this site wrote something interesting about their monthly cycle. Don’t get me wrong, I’d love to keep you as readers, but this is obviously not for you, so until next week, I’m sure you can keep yourself busy by watching Waiting To Exhale for the 5000th time.

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