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Posted on Mar 18, 2010 by — Network Crossover — Add your take!

Daily Awesomeness: Stop being a jerk, and become a unicorn in 3 EASY steps!

We’ve all dreamed about it, until today few of us have taken the initiative to actually make it happen. Praise Jebus that the UnicornMe iPhone app is an actual thing that exists!

Younicorn is brought to you by the fantastical folks at mono, who firmly believe in the magic of simplicity, and that everyone looks better with a long, pointy horn growing out of their head.

The wizards of development were PopLife. They added their special blend of sparkles and potions to help us make Younicorn even Younicornier (via Younicornme.com)

Just look at how awesome it made Adam (of ska/punk outfit Avon Junkies) look!

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Posted on Mar 18, 2010 by — Network Crossover — Add your take!

Check out: Sham the McGyptian’s Guide to the Bloodiest, drunkest, Most Fun-Filled St. Patrick’s Day EVER!

Greetings Valtrex Users,

As you can see from my call sign, I am Irish. Not 100% Irish, but a handsome, seabiscuit-like endowed half egyptian, half irish hybrid. With this Irish DNA coursing through my vas deferens, I am automatically qualified to give you tips on having a fun St. Patricks day, and as it were, I can also give you an in depth analysis of the transvestite culture in ancient Egypt, but I digress.

St. Patricks day is all about the three B’s.… Beer, Bitches, & Blunt force trauma

BEER

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Posted on Mar 17, 2010 by — Network Crossover — Add your take!

Check Out: How Heineken pulled off the big soccer match trick.

Completely stealing from Chris and I proving the most genius media theory in the past 27 years, Heineken decided to stage an event that would force a bunch of Italian soccer fans to miss the big match between AC Milan and Real Madrid. After it was all said and done, they all watched the game and Heineken logos were being shown while a string quartet played some music.

Here is the newly released “making of” video that pretty much makes the whole pointless idea seem a little more pointless. (feel free to FFW through this garbage.)

Yawn.

Let me just say something here; I love the internet and shit because it’s like, how I learn stuff and look at ladys falling and screaming and stuff. But this whole “We are doing shit only so you blog about it because we want the free press” thing is getting old. And by old I mean that everyone sucks at it.

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Posted on Mar 16, 2010 by — Network Crossover — Add your take!

Check out How to Successfully Fart in Public

I am often finding myself in need of explaining to others how to pull of a fart in public. Usually it’s in defense of myself actually farting in public. Thank fully we now have this powerpoint presentation to guide us all through the difficult and skillful maneuver of public flatulence.

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Posted on Mar 16, 2010 by — Network Crossover — Add your take!

Check out Daily Awesomeness

Good evening kiddos,

Today in Awesomeness we have one of the greatest combinations in the history of man. Like peanut butter and chocolate, and garfield and odie before them, I give you KITTENS AND BOOBIES.

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Posted on Mar 16, 2010 by — Network Crossover — Add your take!

The Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 1

Well The Degocast is no more… but you know Emilio had something cooking up…

Remember the Degocast? Well it kinda went under the knife, removed some lumps, got calf implants and re-emerged from the operating room a new show. Enter The Emilio Sparks Experience.

This first episode covers life-changing topics such as Thor vs. Jesus, Phone Sex, Grandparents, and forcibly making your producer’s girlfriend look at your co-host’s massive genitalia.

This episode also features music from Emilio’s Kicks, Chicks, and Porno Flicks by Esso, and Mike Posner.

Listen to the show at Emilio’s Blog.

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Posted on Mar 02, 2010 by — advice, Food/Beverage, Socializing — 1 comment

Budget Drinking

OK, it’s Friday night and you want to get drunk, but you don’t have a lot of cash. This used to be a problem, but not anymore because today we are going to learn how to get shit-faced without spending a lot of money.

Step 1 is to pre-game. We all know it, we’ve all done it, now it’s time to practice it regularly. You know how this works, pound a couple of drinks before you leave the house and I suggest to go as far as mixing up a coffee cup for the road. Just don’t go nuts, you want to be able to walk when you get to the bar. You’re about to leave your house and there is just one thing left to take care of, flasks. If you have them, fill ‘em, as many as you can conceal. If you don’t, your fucked, maybe next time. Let’s go out.

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