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Posted on Sep 30, 2010 by — This Guy Sucks — Add your take!

This Guy Sucks: George Lucas

George Lucas, you are one of my favorite directors of all time, but you have disappointed me and the Jedi council. You have decided to bow to the Empire and release the Star Wars series in 3D.  Why? We all know 3D is just a fad and it will be over bythe end of the year. Why are you trying to suck more money out of us? Star Wars cannot handle 3D or is that 3D cannot handle Star Wars. I am really not sure but I really think you are making a HUGE mistake. The Star Wars community is up and arms about this, and you need to listen to us! Who wants to see Jar Jar Binks in 3D? Not me. Thank You.

If you do release these movies in 3D this is what should happen to you:

P.S. In closing I give you My Star Wars Crawl

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Posted on Sep 28, 2010 by — Pipe City — Add your take!

Pipe City: Tamarra Hay

This week we feature Tamarra Hay who is an upcoming model, entrepreneur, and fitness competitor. She is smokin’ and you need to check out these pics. Follow her on Twitter here.

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Posted on Sep 28, 2010 by — Fitness/Health/Diet/Hygiene, Network Crossover — Add your take!

Do Men Wax?

Last week, Carlo over at DAPS.tv went to Dyanna Body and Nail Spa and got a Brazilian Wax.

Man, oh man. What a week. What a hairless and wild week.

I’ve always felt like all of those sexy women you see on the tv, except now I look like one.

As you probably already know, I was invited to Dyanna Body and Nail Spa to check out their waxing situation and when I couldn’t decide on what to wax, you guys made it very very clear thatyou hate me and wish to laugh at my expense. But that’s all cool with me, so no biggie.

Well last week I headed over to Dyanna Body and Nail Spa and met the whole gang, got waxed back into pre-pubescence and had an overall wonderful time. It was so fun, that a video was made:

Introducing Learn Something! with Carlo Episode 1: Brazilian Waxing

To recap, my Brazilian waxing went very smoothly, and was more or less painless (save for a few specific places). The staff at Dyanna made me feel very comfortable, and at home, and relaxed enough to let a complete stranger pull hair out of my butt crack after pouring hot wax in it.

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Posted on Sep 27, 2010 by — Sports, TV/Movies/Music — Add your take!

5 Things You Might Have Missed This Weekend

Welcome to this Mondays post with what you missed this weekend.

Yankees: After losing two games to Boston, the Yankees finally pulled out a win over the Boston Red Socks. How you might ask? Bases loaded, Bottom of the 10, tied 3-3 and Okajimi decided to walk in Miranda. That my friends might be the best game of the year for the Yankees.

Jets: The Jets needed this win over the Miami Dolphins to take their division and came through with a big win. What a game! Did anyone see the hit on Ronnie Brown by David Harris? If anyone can find the video of that, post it in the comments. I’d like to see it again.

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Posted on Sep 24, 2010 by — TV/Movies/Music — Add your take!

Bill & Ted Part 3! NO WAY?! WAY!!

Greetings my excellent friends, it seems after almost two full decades, strange things are afoot at the Circle K once again. It’s true, after a lot of chatter and an utter marathon of twatting the rumors have been confirmed. “The Wyld Stallions” of San Demis California are back  in the would be, third installment of the Bill and Ted saga and I’ve got a full-on robot chubby.

According to MTV news, the sequel to Excellent Adventure (1989), and Bogus Journey (1991) is in early stages of development! Word on the web is Alex Winter, Bill, has already committed to the film, probably because his career has flopped most heinously, but Keanu Reeves, Ted, is still on the fence, probably because he’s a ball bag who wants to destroy me childhood. (Fuk you Neo, the Lake House sucked!!)

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!  George Carlin will not be playing Rufus, because George Carlin is dead!

OK that’s pretty much all I can tell you for now because there’s very little info on the development of this film, so until next time “BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER” and as always “PARTY ON DUDES!”

P.S.   I SAID PLUMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via: http://www.comingsoon.net)

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Posted on Sep 24, 2010 by — Network Crossover — Add your take!

Around The Network

Is Justin Bieber Our Generation’s Kurt Cobain??

We here at DAPS firmly believe he is. However, the negative Nancies on the interwebs are in a total uproar over this. Just accept it!!!

He’s here, He’s queer, we just have to get used to him.

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Nicki Minaj Does Complex Mag

Check out the rest of the pics here.

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Posted on Sep 22, 2010 by — Gadgets/Technology, This Guy Sucks — 1 comment

This Guy Sucks: Steve Jobs

Mr. Jobs, don’t you remember the days when you were in college cramming tests and papers? How about when you wanted to kiss-ass and make yourself look better than the rest of the students in your class? If your answer is yes, then why did you respond so crudely to Chelsea Kate Isaacs when she wanted to interview you for her Jourlanism class?

Gawker’s Adrien Chen reprints a not-so-pleasant exchange here between a college journalism student and the Apple CEO that ends with him telling her, “Please leave us alone.” Earlier, when she asked for help with Apple’s PR staff, he answered, “Our goals do not include helping you get a good grade. Sorry.” (Gawker had “tech-savvy” people look at the email headers and declare them legit.)

Long Island University student Chelsea Kate Isaacs got ticked off and made the emails public. “I was like, Wow, Steve Jobs, I get it,” she tells Gawker. “You made Apple, you have a shit-load of money but you have no class.” Asimilar spat emerged over the summer, though Apple denied that Jobs himself had written the responses in question. (Including the one telling a customer to “calm down.”) (via: http://www.newser.com)

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Posted on Sep 21, 2010 by — Sports — Add your take!

Didn’t Momma Tell You Not To Throw Things Mr. Jacobs?

So we all know that New Yorkers have hot heads, I say this because I am a New Yorker. Professional football players aren’t suppose to act like this. For those of you who missed the coverage on Brandon Jacobs, from the New York Giants, and his helmet throwing, check it out here. If I were this guy, I wouldn’t have given it back. Finders keepers! I wonder how much that helmet would have gone for on Ebay?

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Posted on Sep 21, 2010 by — Sports — Add your take!

Braylon Edwards Loves His Alcohol: UPDATED!!

I think Jamie Foxx said it best when he said, “Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol.” Well, Braylon Edwars of the J-E-T-S proved that point this morning when he was arrested for DUI. According to reports, he blew a .16 on the breathalyzer. That is double New York’s legal limit! I’m sorry you might have an awesome crazy looking beard, but that gives you no reason to be a jerk. Are you upset that Rex Ryan didn’t give you a game ball? Are you upset because he called you out for taunting? Your driving drunk puts peoples lives at risk. You make enough money that your lazy ass could have call a cab or even Mark Sanchez for a ride home.  I feel no remorse for you if the J-E-T-S cut you next season. I hope you get what’s coming to you, even though I’m a J-E-T-S fan.

Remember Kids, Driving Drunk Is Not Cool Even If You Are A Jet.

Teammates D’Brickashaw Ferguson and Vernon Gohlston, both former No. 1 picks of the Jets, were in the car when Edwards was arrested this morning. SNY-TV, WFAN Radio and the Daily News have all reported that both were in the car with Edwards.

At some point in the night, Edwards was at a charity event put together by teammate Jerricho Cothcery, Cotchery told WFAN radio this morning.

This picture of Edwards with two drinks in front of him is posted on Twitter.

Neither Ferguson nor Gholston were taken into police custody.

The NFL has not commented on the situation, but, given the recent history of the league, a suspension could be looming. According to The New York Post, Edwards will likely not play this Sunday at Miami.

At least one unnamed teammate of said he was “disappointed but not surprised” at Edwards’ behavior. (via: www.silive.com)

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Posted on Sep 21, 2010 by — Pipe City — Add your take!

Pipe City: Selita Ebanks

Selita Ebanks is a Caymanian fashion model. She is best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret and as a Victoria’s Secret Angel from 2005-2008. Ebanks worked with some of the world’s most noted photographers, including Peter Lindbergh, Bruce Weber, Steven Klein, Carter Smith and Mikael Jansson, and for some of the most quintessential American fashion campaigns, including Ralph Lauren, Abercrombie & Fitch, Levi’s and Tommy Hilfiger. Ebanks first modeled for Victoria’s Secret for their Ipex Bra line, before being signed as an Angel. She and Izabel Goulart made their major débuts in the 2005 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, working as an Angel until early 2009. In 2005, Tyra Banks said she was proud of Ebanks to be representing for black women at Victoria’s Secret. (via: www.wikipedia.com)

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