Listen up player, it’s practically the fall and I bet you are still rocking cargo shorts and some whack t-shirt. Have you even picked up your fall gear yet? I know you too well. Don’t worry bro, I got you covered on this. Follow my advice and you will be able to mack any honey you want in time to spend a long cold winter “cuddling” with her.
1. The Fall is a time for classic looks, so drop all those bright colors you wore in the summer.
Take a look at these Gucci suits from this years collection. Now I’m not telling you to spend a ton of money on a suit, I’m just saying that you can always do what the big wigs do, but for less. Notice how the only bold colors are in the tie, shirts, and kerchiefs. Walking around in bright ass t-shirts is not a good look in the fall. Keep it classic, go with blacks, grays, and muted colors. Looking like LMFAO is no way to meet a sexy girl.
2. Scarfs are considered outerwear, so don’t wear one without a jacket.
Money aside, who's gonna get more play?
Face it, the trend (among douches) has been to wear a scarf, like all the time. You are a grown ass man, not some fucking kid, you should always have a jacket on in the crisper months. You see, men’s fashion is all about utility, but looking good with it. If you don’t need a scarf, don’t wear it. If you do need a scarf, it’s obviously cold enough to wear a jacket too, dumb ass.
3. Get new foot wear. Period.
I know those all white Jordans were fly as fuck back in May/June, but you dogged the fuck out of them this summer. I don’t care how much cleaning gel you bought from Foot Locker, a dude with scrubby kicks tells women you are still just a boy. Step your foot wear game up. Pick up formal and casual shoes in black and brown. You don’t have to go crazy on price, and if you take care of them (learn how to polish shoes, every man should) they’ll last you for years. Genuine men’s fashion is timeless, you don’t need to update shoes every year, or in most of your cases, buying sneakers every 3 months.
4. Be prepared for any situation, stock up on styles.
Like any good boy scout, you need to be prepared and have an outfit (or two) ready for any situation. find a brand/cut that fits you well and buy in bulk. 3 collared shirts (not polos, you ain’t golfing), 4 pairs of slacks (2 formal, 2 casual), a full suit, a casual jacket, 3 properly fitted sweaters, a belt to match each pair of shoes, and 2 ties. That may sound like a lot, and it is, but you can easily get everything on this list for under $500 bucks. Is that still a lot? Then good luck finding a chick with no job. Remember, you don’t need to pay for big brands, just find a style you like and match it as close as you can.
Bonus Tip: All suits and slacks must be tailored. Find a tailor you trust and spend the $20. they’ll make your clothes look good on you instead of looking “blah” on everyone.
5. Grooming is the most important.
This is you 6 months a year.
I know it’s cold outside, and you like to pretend to be a lumberjack or some shit, but you need to keep your hair in check. grow it out as long as you want* but make sure it’s neat. Get a haircut at least once a month. Shave or trim your facial hair every 2-3 days. Stubble is fine, but make sure your face can grow it, be honest with yourself junior.
*You hair should never reach “shoulder length”
Follow these 5 tips and I will guarantee you some action. If you didn’t get any, then you definitely fucked up somewhere. My advice is sound.
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