5 Things Never To Say To A Female - So this post will be short and sweet as I am still trying to recover from the weekend. Remember a long time a go George Carlin did the The Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV bit. In case you forgot the link is below: George Carlin – The Seven Words Well what about [...]

So this post will be short and sweet as I am still trying to recover from the weekend. Remember a long time a go George Carlin did the The Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV bit. In case you forgot the link is below:

George Carlin – The Seven Words

Well what about the 5 Things Never To Say To A Female.

1) Is it that time of the month?

No guy should ever say this unless you want to be on her death wish. If she is giving you an attitude then she is not interested unless you get some kind of hint that she is playing hard to get which can still end the wrong way.

2) You remind me of my mother/grandmother.

Do not compare your mother to your girlfriend unless you’ve made it clear that you absolutely adore your mother/grandmother and think the world of them. If you don’t then don’t mention it. ‘Nuff Said.

3) My ex…

If you say this you are doomed from the start. I don’t care if you ex was Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson. DON’T DO IT!!!!

4) Whats your number? and I don’t mean phone number.

Hold on a minute. You asked for her number. Her Phone Number right? Nope. How many people she slept with. So when she secretly tell you 5 and you tell her 50. Who feels like the bigger ass now? P.S. (Magic Johnson said he slept with over 1,000 women)

5) The C Word.

I don’t care if World War 3 was going to happen. NEVER EVER SAY THIS because you will start World War 3. Hell hath no fury like a woman SCORNED!