About
Hi, my name is Brendan Lyons, and I have spent most of my adult life a bachelor.
I’ve seen and done a lot of wild things and have been in almost every awkward situation imaginable. People constantly approach me, as if I were a bartender or a barber, with questions about life and love, and I have always been successful in giving them advice.
I may not pour drinks or have any idea how to cut hair, but what I do know is how to be a bachelor. The world has reached out to me, and I am here to answer their call.

