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Posted on Sep 01, 2010 — This Guy Sucks — No comments — Posted by Craig

This Guy Sucks: The Situation

I’m sick of these Jersey Shore idiots. Not everyone in the world is like you. Please stop acting like asses. Especially you Mike, making $5 million this year for being on a TV show that sucks. On top of it all, you are going on Dancing With The Stars. I would rather see Bill Gates, Mike Tyson, or even myself than you.

Please don’t go around telling everyone that you’re the underdog of DWTS because you’re not. You know why? Because you have this mass following for no reason that will vote for you.

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Posted on Aug 30, 2010 — Sports / advice — No comments — Posted by Craig

Are You Ready For Some Football!

We are only 11 days away from the 1st NFL game of the 2010-2011 season. The first game will be played by the returning of Brett Favre of the Minnesota Vikings and Super Bowl Champions – the New Orleans Saints. I am super excited for this season to start and the non-stop eating that will occur.  But what food is really right for football season? Every Sunday my friends and I head to each others’ homes to pig out but what to bring is always the question. Here are some top food ideas.

1) Pulled Pork: This stuff is amazing. It melts in your mouth and is worth any amount of money you spend on it. Jack Daniels Pulled Pork

2) Mexican/Tacos: This place might be a little far depending where you’re coming from, but is well worth the trip and hands down beats any other Mexican food establishment. Visit Taco Bill’s at Englishtown Auction in NJ.  They offer “football packs” on Sundays that are a sure win!

3) BBQ: It can get boring but just mix up what you choose to make each week.  Instead of dogs and burgers try some ribs or chicken wings.

4) Pizza: It’s quick, it’s easy and usually you will have your order in 45 minutes or less – not to mention it’s ri-friggin’-diculously delicious!

What do you eat during the football season?

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Posted on Aug 23, 2010 — Socializing / advice — No comments — Posted by Craig

5 Drinking Tips To Survive Your Weekend

After a long weekend of drinking, this includes Friday night and all day Saturday, I wondered to myself, ‘How do I know when enough is enough?’ I do not support drinking and driving whatsoever, so I try to balance my drinking with the time I’m leaving the party. If I can’t drive, I stay to sober up.

1) Eat before you drink: Eat pizza,wings,or some types of bar food to coat your stomach.

2) Remember this: Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before liquor, never sicker.

3) Pace yourself: If you are socially drinking with friends don’t pound beers to be a big-shot. Take your time.

4) If you cannot walk or talk straight don’t drive: Call a buddy if needed.

5) If you really are unsure about drinking/driving buy one of these: personal breathalyzer test.

Simple as that. Now I’m off to have another cold one.

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Posted on Aug 19, 2010 — Man Moment — 1 comment — Posted by Craig

Man Moment: Full Retarded

Everyone knows you don’t go full retard. One of the guys on my softball team 2 weeks ago was on fire. He went 5 for 5 with 2 doubles and a home run. A rarity for him. It was something we have never seen before. It was so awesome that he actually went full retard.

One of my favorite Full Retarded Clips is below:

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Posted on Aug 19, 2010 — Sports / This Guy Sucks — No comments — Posted by Craig

This Guy Sucks: Francisco Rodriguez

Being a New York Yankee fan all my life, I hated when K-Rod used to pitch for the Angels. He was somewhat of a Yankee killer, but when he came to the New York Mets, I was OK with it, since he was out of the A.L. Division and the Mets could use all the help they could get.

Mr. K-Rod, after last weeks incident of getting into a fight with your girlfriends father, you hurt your little thumb. Well, hurting your thumb has now landed you with getting surgery and also a restraining order that prevents you from entering the home or visiting your children without permission from Family Court.

You just K-Rod yourself.

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Posted on Aug 16, 2010 — TV/Movies/Music / advice — No comments — Posted by Craig

4 Great Concert Tips

This past weekend I attended two concerts. Something Corporate on Friday night and Green Day on Saturday night. My ears are still ringing from the noise, but it was well worth it. I have learned a lot of things by going to concerts over the years and I believe these tips below will help you in the future.

1) Viewing: If you are going to a venue with no seats, just know that you will have to push your way through the crowd to get to the area you want. Make sure you get there and stay there.

2) Pre-Game: If at all possible, drink in the parking lot. One beer at a venue will cost you about $10, when a 6 pack will cost you about the same. You do the math.

3) Merchandise: Skip it, unless it something you really want. $35 for a Green Day shirt! I think I’ll pass. I know I was at the show,you don’t have to show off that you were at the show. If you want to show off, just show your ticket stub.

4) Security: Some security guards are real hard-asses but some of them are really cool. If you ask nicely, you might be able to get closer to the band than other people. During the Something Corporate show, we were actually on the railing were they were hanging out. It was pretty cool and the guard didn’t care much. Sometimes just ask.

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Posted on Aug 09, 2010 — Fitness/Health/Diet/Hygiene / advice — No comments — Posted by Craig

5 Quick Tips to Have More Energy After Having Little Sleep

Let’s face it, us bachelors love to sleep, but there are nights that we do not have the chance. I recently was up till 3AM coming home from an Avon Junkies concert and then realized I have to be up in 3 HOURS for softball in Jersey. What!?!? We did come home with a W and made it to the championship game, but I am dead tired. A few quick tips from friends informed me how to have a “power boost” until I actually get some real sleep.

1) Drink anything with caffeine: Coffee, Soda, Tea, or even an energy drink. But make sure you watch your intake, because you might crasher harder than you think.

2) Cold Shower: The cold water on your body will help wake you up and make you feel new again.

3) Breakfast: Go to your local Dunkin’ Donuts and get some eggs whites with toast.

4) Exercise: I think this helped me this morning. This will get the blood flowing and your muscle moving.

5) Music: Loud rock music can awaken your senses and get you going.

Remember these tips for next time. As for me I’m going to bed finally.

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Posted on Aug 03, 2010 — Bitches in Bikinis — No comments — Posted by Craig

Bitches in Bikinis: Jennie Finch

If you do not know who Jennie Finch is, there is something wrong with you. She pitched for Team USA in the 2004 Athens and 2008 Beijing Olympic games. In 2004, the team came home with a gold and in ‘08 came home with the silver. Not only is she an athlete, but she is HOT and only 29. Sorry guys she is married to Major League Baseball pitcher Casey Daigle, who plays for the LA Dodgers. She recently announced her retirement, but I have a feeling she will be back for the Olympics in 2012.

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Posted on Aug 02, 2010 — Gadgets/Technology / advice — No comments — Posted by Craig

5 iPhone Apps You Need

Being an iPhone Developer, I realized their are some apps I always need by my side.

1) HootSuite/TweetDeck: If you are a Facebook/Twitter junkie like myself, these apps will consolidate both streams into one app. You can message, reply, comment,@ someone all in one. It’s easier than switching back and forth to the Facebook and Twitter apps. I believe the newest version of Hootsuite will have a check in feature of Foursquare.

2) At Bat 2010: Being a baseball fan, I miss a lot of games while I’m at work. Never fear! The At Bat app is here. It feature all live audio streams of every game, scoreboard, news, standings, videos, and video streaming of certain games (out-of market).

3)Shazam: No, it’s not a new marketing product, but this app will tell you what song is playing on the radio by just holding your iPhone up to the speaker. BOOM! 20 Seconds later the app will come back and tell you what song is playing and save it into your history. It will also give you the option to buy the song from iTunes.

4)Mint.com: Mint will keep tracking of all your checking, savings, credit card, & loan information all in one location. It’s a quick and easy app that will tell you how much money you have in each account.

5)RedLaser: Recently turned FREE, this app will use your iPhone camera and take a picture of a SKU and tell you the best price for that product. I recently heard that some retail storeswill actually price match the price that you come up with on RedLaser so they don’t loose your business.

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Posted on Jul 28, 2010 — This Guy Sucks — No comments — Posted by Craig

This Guy Sucks: Mark David Chapman

First off, let me say I’m a Beatles fan. Not a huge Beatles fan like me buy everything in existence, but a fan that I know their music and some random facts. Did you know The Beatles were going to lend their voices for the Disney movie The Jungle Book, but they dropped out at the last moment?

Many do not know him by name but Mark David Chapman is the person/animal who killed John Lennon. Chapman, 55, is serving a sentence of 20 years to life in prison for the shooting death of Lennon outside his New York City apartment on December 8, 1980. A few years ago Chapman, was up for parole but was denied “due to concern for the public safety and welfare.” Guess what? He is up for parole again and Yoko Ono wants it denied.

Well Duh!!!

He killed John Lennon. I honestly think for Mark’s well being and safety, he should stay in jail. Some crazy Beatles fan might try to have him killed.

Sorry Mark, I know you are sorry, but I think you should stay in jail and enjoy your time there.

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