What really is the point of shot girls? Yes they serve shots but can’t you get those shots from the bar? I know maybe these girls are looking for some extra cash but does their beauty make you by more shots?

Being approached by these ladies can have effects on you and make opening your wallet like your first time at a strip club. I wonder if these masterminds know how to mess with a guys brain by teasing them with some cleavage.

What is your opinion on Shot Girls? A tease or something else?

I hope they decide to throw away the key on your dumb asses. ‘Nuff Said.

NOT AGAIN!

2) Declutter your desk. If your desk is a mess, clean it up. ‘Nuff Said.

3) Improve your skills. Get PC support to install Photoshop and learn it. Learn it well. If you need help go to Google.com

4) Choose a soothing desktop picture. Find a very simple, soothing picture. I do this maybe every day or so.

5) Drink some water. Dehydration can make us tired and sluggish. Water can refresh us. Keep that water coming all day long — you may need to pee more though.

6) Organize your files. Dig into your laptop/pc and sort your files/documents and recycle bin the files you don’t need.

7) Crank up the tunes. Some funky or upbeat tunes might just do the trick. Currently on my playlist: Coheed & Cambria, Foo Fighters, Gaslight Anthem, Green Day.

8) Take a walk. Go outside, walk around, look at people, look at nature, think about your day and your life and the people in it.

9) Take a day or two off. Veg out, or read, or sleep, or exercise, or whatever. Get your mind off work. Think about your priorities like your family.

10) Fill out in the comments section

Ladies night is a sausage fest for guys. In a way, it’s kind of sad ladies going out to have fun and them every guy and their brother is trying to hump these girls. Guys relax.

I understand that ladies night be your chance to get laid, but your crowd-sourcing (big word there) the wrong venue. After a stressful week I just needed a beer and went out with a female friend but god damn!

If you need to get laid so badly, go to Atlantic City or Vegas. Please do not be a sucker for these ladies nights.

What about guys night? Guys should pay less once it a while! It’s a gimmick, and just a cash cow for these bars.

In researching this article I used foursquare to prove my point and I checked in and this is what I got:

1) Fenway Park Located at 4 Yawkey Way. It has served as the home ballpark of the Boston Red Sox club since it opened in 1912, and is the oldest baseball stadium currently in use, as well as being the only of the original standard ballparks still in use. It was a great time being in the Death Star but I, Luke, buried my Yankees hat somewhere. Don’t tell anyone.

2) Cheers Beacon Hill on Beacon Street in Boston/Bull & Finch Pub: The show used the Bull & Finch outside shots of the namesake bar Cheers.

3) Boston Beer Works: Just for the Blueberry Beer.

4) Asgard Irish Pub & Restaurant: Irish theme restauarant where the beers are top-notch and the food is INCREDIBLE. No pic needed.

5) Sam Adams Brewery: For a 2 dollar “donation” you can drink beer. As Charlie Sheen says #winning

]]> http://thebachelorbible.com/im-shipping-off-to-boston/feed/ 0 http://thebachelorbible.com/man-moment-mlb-season-2011/ http://thebachelorbible.com/man-moment-mlb-season-2011/#comments Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:00:30 +0000 Craig http://thebachelorbible.com/?p=12919 Tomorrow kicks off the MLB 2011 season. I could not be more excited for this day. This a “WooHoo” in my book. This is seriously a Man Moment video all-in-one!

Here are some plays from the 2010 season in case your not hyped up yet!

1) Put all agreements in writing:The laws of your state require you to put some contracts and agreements in writing:

• Contracts that will last longer than a year.
• Contracts that involve the sale of goods worth $500 or more.
• Contracts that transfer the ownership of copyrights or real estate.

2) Hire and keep good people: Make sure the people you hire are friendly and can interact with others. Customers will more likely be loyal to an upbeat business, and are more likely to recommend it to their friends.

3) Pay your bills: Do not wait until tax time to pay your bills. The last thing you want is bill-collectors coming after you. Use the cash you have under your bed if you need to.

4) Keep an edge: Introduce a new product or service, or developing a better way to reach customers and interact with team. You can even take 5 clients to a local baseball game.

5) Understand your profits: Analyze how you are going to make money and how that might change from week to week.

This jerk off tweeted about the people in Japan.” They don’t go to the beach. The beach comes to them.” My heart goes out to the people in Japan and all their suffering. Over 9,000 people are missing and this so called comedian made a comment that was unnecessary. I hope he goes back to flipping hamburgers at Mcdonalds like bullies from high school are doing now.

via: USAToday

Wait…Who? Yes Im going to attack a Bravo exec right about now. The Oscars were last week and a local school,PS 22, in Staten Island, closed the Oscars out with ‘Somewhere Over The Rainbow’ by Judy Garland. These are kids, how could you attack them? Shame on you, you pervert. I hope you rot in Bravo hell.

“There was a thing called ‘Up With People’ in the ’70s or ’80s. … Oscar night is not about ‘Up With People.’ Like, I don’t need to see that. It was just bad. It was just awful. It was horrible. A public school chorus singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow? I literally, if I wasn’t going to go out to some parties, I would have slit them right then. It was the worst. I was looking for a knife to stick in my eyes. It was so terrible. Not the time. Everything has its time and place; the end of the Oscars? We don’t want to see this. You just ruined everything.”

I’m calling you out Andy Cohen and if you have a problem with it take it up with @BrendanFacts.

‘Nuff Said.

1) Save up as much money as possible before starting.

Take a very small portion of your own capital and use it to build your brand. Borrowing from banks and friends is not a good idea in the current economy. If the business fails, you will owe more than what you put into it and even wind up bankrupt. Try to use what you already have to build your personal brand.

2) Start Small.

Don’t rent property if you can work somewhere else, like your home office, and don’t hire employees until you can keep them busy with work for 20-40 hour a week.

3) Protect Yourself.

Like having sex, you always need to protect yourself. Call your local county clerks office and ask them what you need to do. They will be more than happy to help you out. Form a LLC or corporation to protect yourself from personal debt. See Number 1. Without being protected a creditor can go after your Xbox, car, or even your house.

4) Profit.

Before jumping the gun, make sure you know how to make a profit. Restaurants are the number one business to fail in America. Just because you think you are the best at cooking, make sure others think so also.

5) Business Plan.

This is the Bible of your business. Live and Die by it. Do not make excuses for yourself that is just a piss poor wait to get out of something. Write up what you want to do today, tomorrow, next month, the next 6 months, or next year.

1) iPhone: So you can’t afford an iPhone 4G with the price tag being 199.99. Ok understandable. ATT/Apple is now offering an 8GB 3GS phone for 49 bucks. Instant Steal.

2) External Computer Drives: 2TB is the new 1TB. Upgrade to one of these and you’ll never have to delete a file just to clear up room.

3) Portable GPS: $40 appears to be the floor in GPS prices. As people have turned to their smartphones and in-car models, portable GPS manufacturers are desperately adding features, driving up prices for new models.

4) Netbooks: You can easily get a mini-laptop for less than 200.00 if you look hard enough. Cheaper than buying an iPad currently at the price tag of $500.00

5) Full-Size Digital SLR Camera: Prices are dropping fast than you can even think.  $300.00 for a decent SLR. Sign me up!

6) SD Cards: As the prices of SLR Cameras will drop so will their accessories.

7) Blu-Ray Player: You will  see them as doorbusters and priced like crockpots in 2011. Goodbye DVD.

8) TV’s: Instant Given. They drop every year. The next phase will be 3-D TV’s. Im calling it now. I give it two years until we watch the Superbowl in 3D.

9) Gaming Consoles: Expect more price drops as new models come out and competition drives down prices.

10) eBook Readers: $99. Im calling it now. Can I place a bet in Vegas for this?

11) Online Services: I have a feeling Netflix will drop their prices again to attract more customers.

Sorry for the week delay in posting. I am in Week 4 and Part 3 of this series.

Sticking with the same workout currently:

Monday: Upper-Body Workout & Cardio

Tuesday: Lower-Body Workout & Cardio

Wednesday: Cardio

Thursday: Upper-Body Workout & Cardio

Friday: Lower-Body Workout & Cardio

I have been walking a lot lately over the weekends since my work gym is closed on the weekend.Updated Stats are below:

Weight :194 from 196

BMI: 27.1 from 27.3

Body Fat: 20.6 from 23.2

Read more here if you like: Islander in the Slim Down are in it to win it

]]> http://thebachelorbible.com/staten-island-slim-down-part-iii/feed/ 0 http://thebachelorbible.com/melo/ http://thebachelorbible.com/melo/#comments Tue, 22 Feb 2011 03:45:53 +0000 Craig http://thebachelorbible.com/?p=12677 Welcome to New York Mr.Melo!

More info here from ESPN

Here is the speech/presentation I gave:

Good Afternoon Everyone,

First and foremost I would like to thank the faculty and staff of ___ for inviting me here today. It’s an honor and a privilege. My name is Craig Caruso and I’m a geek. Long before I became the owner of my own company I was a student sitting in the same seats that you are sitting in now. When I was a student I was picked on and made fun of being a nerd and having different interests than everyone else. My main focus was on computers and learning how they worked. That was an early sign of my career.

Name somebody successful?

All these people started somewhere. They started in school and with an idea or passion.

Let me tell you a small story about how I got started with CarusoApps:

During the spring months I play softball with a local team. One day I forgot the playbook at my desk and I did not want to walk back to the office. I thought to myself, with iPhone in hand, that their must be an easier way. I spent the next month reading, researching, and developing an iPhone App. A month later iLineup was born. I learned how to code by reading books and believing in myself, even with others doubting me. As soon as iLineup was launched I had businesses knocking on my door to create apps for them, most recently Rab’s Bowling Alley on Staten Island. The response was overwhelming. Something changed, something changed in me. I found myself taking on more responsibility than ever before. At 25, I realized that the world was at my fingertips and if you believe in yourself you can do anything you want.

I am a living, breathing example of living your passion. If you want to be a teacher when you grow up, then be a teacher and don’t let anyone stop you. You might have some roadblocks in the way but they are just challenges to make you a stronger and better person.

Make the connection, between the homework you do tonight and the test you take tomorrow and where you will be in five, ten, fifteen, fifty years from now. The real world is here at your doorstep and you can do anything you wish, you just have to believe. Don’t stop believing.

A famous entrepreneur once said  “You can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever.”

That person is Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.

If I leave you with anything today it’s believe in yourself, believe in your passion, follow your dreams, and happiness with family and friends comes first before anything else.

Thank You.

Just remember sometimes you have to pay it forward to move on to bigger things in life

Craig

If you have a problem with this post…..IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!

Here are some reasons on why it sucks:

Get Fat: Single or not, this is a really unhealthy holiday. A month after you’ve pledged to lose the Christmas weight, you are faced with excessive chocolate consumption.

It’s Fake: Feb. 14 is not actually the feast day of Saint Valentine, who is the real reason for the observation. It’s also the anniversary of a bloody massacre! Neither of these occasions necessitate hearts and flowers.

Cupid: Just creepy.

Roses: Bringing home flowers “just because” says, “I love you.” Bringing home flowers on Valentine’s Day says, “I just spent a ton of cash on these stupid flowers. I hope you’re happy. And please tell your mom I did something nice.”

Dinner Reservations: ‘Nuff said

Love Songs: I rather listen to nails on a chalkboard then listen to Kenny G.

Here are some Anti-Valetine Day songs:

Thanks For Getting Fat by Avon Junkies

Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac

Hate Myself For Loving You by Joan Jett

You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi

The Thunder Rolls by Garth Brooks

Faint of Hearts by Coheed & Cambria

I honestly think John Stewart looks better dressed than you.

Well the first week is over done and with. I analyzed everything I ate, and worked out everyday. My work-out schedule is currently

Monday: Upper-Body Workout & Cardio

Tuesday: Lower-Body Workout & Cardio

Wednesday: Cardio

Thursday: Upper-Body Workout & Cardio

Friday: Lower-Body Workout & Cardio

On the weekends I am doing some type of cardio, so I don’t put on extra calories that are not needed. After one week of watching everything I did here are my updated stats:

Weight :196 from 202

BMI: 27.3 from 28.3

Body Fat: 23.2 from 24.5

Anybody can lose weight it just takes time and effort.

I’m also going to be recorded everything I eat to track calories and such.

Age: 26

Weight :202

Biometric Girth: 40.5

BMI: 28.3

Body Fat: 24.5

As Rocky says: Let’s start building some hurtin bombs!

It’s 36DD. I was shocked to even know this. It used to be 36C, 10 years ago. I  guess there is something in the water that are making beautiful girls have huge boobies. Who doesn’t love boobies? Lingerie company Bravissimo is offering a larger cup size after women asked the company for something more sizable than its KK cup. Yes, ladies its finally happening, another cup so you can be even more confused when walking into Victorias Secrets or Fredricks. As Homer Simpson would say WooooHooo!!!

Thanks @Madmoonie

1) Save Money at Lunch: Bring lunch from home. The average cost of buying lunch in the city is $10.00 a day. I did the math, and it comes to $2,500 a year (give or take a week or two). Instead of wasting food from home, just bring it into the office with you. You can even show off your Transformers lunchbox.

2) Save Money on Coffee: Starbucks, Dunkin Donuts. Really? Trust me, I love my coffee, it can be cheaper by brewing your own. Get a Keurig and your set. It might be more money up front, but will pay itself back in the long run.

3) Save Money on Commuting: Carpooling might not be an option for some, due to public transportation, but ask your manager if you can work from home one or two days a week, or use a flexible work schedule to avoid rush hour. An increasing number of employers are more open to telecommuting and flexible hours.

4) Switch to Free Entertainment: Is your cable or satellite television bill astronomical? Consider canceling services and finding free ways to entertain the family.You can probably find your favorite TV shows for free on the  Internet, usually at the Web site of the network, such as ABC or NBC. This is a proven fact.

5) Mint.com: Use this FREE service to track your bills and spending. This site can import all your bills and factor out everything you need for better money management.

1) View: With the NFL, you simply can’t see all the intricacies that you can on TV. Let the TV network do all the work so you don’t go crazy trying to figure out if that playfake was real or not. You get replays, you get slo-mo. In short, when you’re watching on a big TV, you get to know what happened. Not so much in person.

2) Service: I rather deal with a waitress than the person who overchargers for food, has no teeth, and is nasty serving me food at the counter.

3) Booze: It’s cheaper. End of story.

4) Cost: When I got to Yankee games, it can cost me $100.00 easy. That’s not including ticket prices. For $100 at a  bar, you can live like a king. You can eat and drink yourself silly and still have enough money to buy a round or two for the table and the table next to you.

5) Chicks: Certain bars have the girls that you could try and pick up and maybe even take home with you.

1) Bowling: It might be corny, but the competition can become fierce within a couple of frames. I recently went bowling and “the girl” got XXX on me and beat me! That’s the last time I’m betting on games with her.

2) Dinner: Some local restaurants have “price fix” menus during the week. Great food and costing less is a great win if you are on a budget.

3) Laser Tag: Play on teams or against each other. The running around will sure keep some suspense going on during it.

4) Local Concerts: Some local bands play during the week, and for a cheap cover at the local venue, you can see a great band play for cheap.

5) Comedy Club: Comedy clubs are great way to do “something different”.  Dinner and a show for 25 bucks a head. That’s awesome and a fun-filled night. I could guarantee it!