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Black Card Pocket Knife

 

I don’t know about you, but when I see someone with a black card, the first thing that comes to mind is, BBBAAALLLLIIIINNNNN’! All the cool dudes have them. But, I bet none of them have this one.

What’s cooler than a titanium black card that doubles as a knife? Think of all the cool things you can do with it, like cut things, or stab the shit out of the waiter when he tells you your fancy card has been declined after you just ordered about $3,000 worth of drinks & sushi. I mean really, how friggin’ cool is this thing?

There are quite a few things that don’t need an explanation of purpose or a rationalization for purchase. Things like: beer, books about butts, gadgets to use while pretending to work and knives. We don’t really need to explain to you why a surgical stainless steel credit card that folds into a knife is the best invention ever, but we’re going to anyways. It can act as the last line of defense between you and the ruthless bums in the city. It’s capable of trimming loose threads. It can cut steak or cheese. It could potentially save your life if your arm ever gets caught in a bolder. It’s also black, goes anywhere but TSA checkpoints and only costs $23. It’s bladed perfection that you can carry in your wallet.  Warning – we’ve received quite a few emails telling us that this retailer is not fulfilling orders.  Order at your own risk. $23 (via: coolmaterial)

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Hot Cufflinks, Literally.

 

Cufflinks that are mini lighters? OMGSH YES! It might weigh down your shirt sleeves a bit but who cares? These things are friggin’ cool.

You’re out on the town looking sharp when this stunning vision in a little red dress comes your way and asks for a light. You can’t risk losing her interest while you fish around in your pockets clumsily for your lighter. These sharp vintage cufflinks make quite the impression with their fine detail, but they really spark up the conversation when you take them off your sleeve to light her cigarette and reveal that they actually function as lighters. Now that’s smooth. $40 (via: coolmaterial)

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When Is Enough, Enough?

Why do we continue to torture ourselves? What is it that we are so afraid of? I have been friend after friend after friend stay in a relationship that they are miserable in because they are scared. Scared of what?! Being alone? Itʼs the stupidest thing Iʼve ever heard of… And I can say that, I did the same thing.

“I feel like Iʼve wasted __ year(s) of my life on this person”. It doesnʼt have to be looked at from such a negative perspective. Not everyone who has a long term relationship is destined to be together. As with anything that is done in life, if at first you donʼt succeed try, try again. (Corniest cliche EVER i know) Itʼs not a waste if you take away your mistakes- and donʼt even try and say you didnʼt make any, because we all do. Learn from all of the things you did and didnʼt do in the relationship and apply them in the future.

So donʼt continue to torture yourself. If you arenʼt truly happy why waste your time and your partners and GET THE F*@#^ out of the relationship!

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How Much Is Enough?

Lets face it- Nobody waits until marriage to have sex anymore (well, very few people that I know of anyway). Some people have sex on the first date, some people wait until theyʼve been dating for a while; it depends on your personal morals and sex drive. Once youʼve made the decision to be monogamous with someone or have gotten into a relationship with someone the boundaries disappear and you donʼt have to worry about where your next orgasm is coming from… or do you?

How much sex is “normal” when youʼre in a relationship? Have you ever wondered if youʼre having enough? Every single relationship is different. No matter what your friends, co-workers, or even partner tell you no two relationships are the same. Just because your friend is having sex 3 times a night, 4 nights a week doesnʼt mean thatʼs the norm. There are tons of different factors into a couples sexual habits. Do they live together? How often do they see each other? What kind of stress do they deal with? What are their sex drives? Are the satisfied with the sex they are having? And tons of others. So donʼt think that just because you have less sex than someone you know means youʼre abnormal.

If you are unhappy with how often you and your partner are having sex talk to them about it. The worst thing you could do is to hold it in and hope it gets better because if it doesnʼt youʼre more likely to go find it somewhere else- and cheating is NOT the right answer to the problem. Talk to your partner and tell them you think you should be having sex more often or just jump their bones when there looking all sexy on the couch. And if the reason your not having more sex is because itʼs become boring or routine, you can change that!

Once you have sex with someone youʼre in a relationship it becomes a part of that relationship and it needs to stay healthy just like you. When the sex decreases… so do other things.

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No One Waits Until Marriage For Sex Anymore

Lets face it- Nobody waits until marriage to have sex anymore (well, very few people that I know of anyway). Some people have sex on the first date, some people wait until theyʼve been dating for a while; it depends on your personal morals and sex drive. Once youʼve made the decision to be monogamous with someone or have gotten into a relationship with someone the boundaries disappear awhere your next orgasm is coming from… or do you?

How much sex is “normal” when youʼre in a relationship? Have you ever wondered if youʼre having enough? Every single relationship is different. No matter what your friends, co-workers, or even partner tell you no two relationships are the same. Just because your friend is having sex 3 times a night, 4 nights a week doesnʼt mean thatʼs the norm. There are tons of different factors into a couples sexual habits. Do they live together? How often do they see each other? What kind of stress do they deal with? What are their sex drives? Are the satisfied with the sex they are having? And tons of others. So donʼt think that just because you have less sex than someone you know means youʼre abnormal.

If you are unhappy with how often you and your partner are having sex talk to them about it. The worst thing you could do is to hold it in and hope it gets better because if it doesnʼt youʼre more likely to go find it somewhere else- and cheating is NOT the right answer to the problem. Talk to your partner and tell them you think you should be having sex more often or just jump their bones when there looking all sexy on the couch. And if the reason your not having more sex is because itʼs become boring or routine, you can change that!

Once you have sex with someone youʼre in a relationship it becomes a part of that relationship and it needs to stay healthy just like you. When the sex decreases… so do other things.

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What About Us?

Break-ups are usually tough on everyone. Itʼs not easy to go through a break-up without a battle scar; some donʼt but most do. And surprisingly the two people who were dating aren’t the only two people who get hurt when a break-up occurs.

If youʼve been dating someone for a long period of time and theyʼve gotten close with your friends and then you break up it can be hard on them too. When hanging out in large groups and when your friends with both people it may even feel like your apart of the relationship. When they fight you get stuck in the middle hearing both sides of the story trying to give advise without taking sides, when theyʼre happy your happy etc.

But what are you supposed to do when they break up?

Itʼs a sticky situation- trust me Iʼve been there. Often whoever you knew first will want you to stop talking to the other person because “youʼve known them longer”, which is a fucking stupid reason if you ask me. I will admit though, itʼs awkward but it does make sense (itʼs just stupid that your friend would ask you to stop talking to someone else just because they donʼt like them anymore, but thats a different story).

I will say this, donʼt lie. Donʼt tell one of them that you arenʼt talking to the other person anymore if you are- it WILL get ugly. Be there for your friends and help them get through but remember itʼs not YOUR relationship itʼs theirs and your the friend.

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Pipe City: Daphne Joy

Daphne Joy aka Miss Daphne Joy is a gorgeous Filipino and Puerto Rican woman. At only 21 years old she has been in over ten music videos, 5 television shows, and in numerous magazine photo spreads including MTVʼs Wildin Out, Smoother Girl Magazine, and worked with artists like E-40, Neyo, Daddy Yankee, Will.i.am and the list goes on. Gorgeous might be an understatement, but take a look for yourself.

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The Hardest Thing to Say, and It’s Not I Love You

There are some things that people just canʼt bring themselves to say. Yes, I love you might be one of them but after a few shots anyone will say I love you to a complete stranger at the was wrong?

I see this as two different issues. The first being this: When youʼve done something that has upset or hurt someone and you want forgiveness all you do is say “Iʼm sorry, please forgive me” over and over and over again until you either A. the person forgives you or B. you annoy that person so much that they punch you in the face and you canʼt speak anymore. This kind of saying sorry isnʼt hard. You donʼt think about saying it for hours and hours before you can actually work up the nerve to say it.

When your fighting with someone and you throw out a low blow, do something stupid or whatever it is but itʼs YOUR fault, why is it so hard to say Iʼm sorry the fight was my fault, I shouldnʼt of said that? I know that itʼs not easy for me to say it. Iʼll think about saying it, type the text message and then erase it before I actually send it; think about saying it on the phone or in person and then just go silent for a few minutes. I have learned something (due to my numerous fuck ups- nobody is perfect) after you finally say it you feel SO much better and chances are the other person will respect you a bit more and forgive you for being the bigger person and admitting that you were wrong. Itʼs not easy, but in the end itʼs worth it and you can move on to the make-up sex.

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What Is Cheating?

Get that sarcastic remark out of your head please! Thank you. Now we can begin. Yes, I know that sleeping with your boyfriends best friend and/or brother is considered cheating. Iʼm not THAT much of a moron. But is sleeping with someone the only thing that constitutes as serious cheating?

I had a conversation with a co-worker this weekend (when we should have been working) about her and her ex. She told me about how all she did was put her hand in a mutual friends back pocket while they were at a bar and all hell broke loose. Is that cheating or jealousy?

What qualifies as cheating is different to different people. Why? I thought cheating is cheating. Itʼs wrong. Some people consider flirting with a member of the opposite sex cheating while others only consider cheating if you break a physical boundary between you and the other person. I say that if you have to even think “Is this cheating?” then your probably shouldnʼt be doing it. If your doing something that you know you would get mad about if the roles were reversed, you probably shouldnʼt be doing it. And you definitely, DEFINITELY should not be doing any of this with your significant other in the same vicinity.

So letʼs get this straight… CHEATING=BAD. Got it?

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I Love You.

Hello there my fine bachelors. How arth thou? Iʼm good thanks for asking. I am however, a little bit annoyed. There are certain things in this world, more so the internet, that just piss me the f*ck off ya know? Being on social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter, you learn a lot about people because the update about everything. I just ate this, I just did that, Iʼm going here, Iʼm going there, but more specifically you know everything about their relationship.

So Iʼm on Facebook this morning, having a nice cup of hot coffee, smoking a cigarette and I see someoneʼs status update “I love my girlfriend so much 01.16.2011.” So I glance at it again thinking maybe I read it wrong, and it really said 2009 or something.” But, it didnʼt. So these two people have been date for a month and they honestly believe that after 43,200 minutes that theyʼre in love. How much could you possibly know about someone in a month?!? Gimme a break mannnn.

Letʼs get one thing straight bitches and bachelors. YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE. Please do me a favor and donʼt make the classic mistake of saying I love you so soon. After a month your still in the “infatuation stage”. You are NOT, let me repeat, NOT in love. Do yourself, your girlfriend, and your sanity a favor and donʼt say I love you just to say it and because simply saying goodbye when you get off the phone is boring. Love takes time, and work, and after a month youʼve simply not put in enough of either. So wait till itʼs right, and then enjoy what love has to offer.

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