I don’t know about you, but when I see someone with a black card, the first thing that comes to mind is, BBBAAALLLLIIIINNNNN’! All the cool dudes have them. But, I bet none of them have this one.
What’s cooler than a titanium black card that doubles as a knife? Think of all the cool things you can do with it, like cut things, or stab the shit out of the waiter when he tells you your fancy card has been declined after you just ordered about $3,000 worth of drinks & sushi. I mean really, how friggin’ cool is this thing?
No commentsThere are quite a few things that don’t need an explanation of purpose or a rationalization for purchase. Things like: beer, books about butts, gadgets to use while pretending to work and knives. We don’t really need to explain to you why a surgical stainless steel credit card that folds into a knife is the best invention ever, but we’re going to anyways. It can act as the last line of defense between you and the ruthless bums in the city. It’s capable of trimming loose threads. It can cut steak or cheese. It could potentially save your life if your arm ever gets caught in a bolder. It’s also black, goes anywhere but TSA checkpoints and only costs $23. It’s bladed perfection that you can carry in your wallet. Warning – we’ve received quite a few emails telling us that this retailer is not fulfilling orders. Order at your own risk. $23 (via: coolmaterial)
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