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Posted on Aug 05, 2010 — Broads/Sex / Socializing / advice — No comments — Posted by Kristin

Friends, Or More Than?

When you first begin talking to someone, there is something that must be discussed right away or your in for a roller-coaster ride of bullshit. Either this is just a fling where you will have great sex (hopefully) or you will be dating at some point, where feelings will come into play. Sounds easy right? Well itʼs not. One of the biggest mistakes you can make is assume that the other person wants to be more than, when they donʼt.

This doesnʼt have to be an awkward conversation either. Youʼre both mature adults right? (Yes, even though you play video games for 5 hours after work in your undies, you can still be mature). If you were looking for something more and she isnʼt, then take it for what it is and just enjoy the fun. But there are two rules that you must follow.

1.Donʼt ask questions! You donʼt want to know if sheʼs dating someone else, if she is sleeping with someone else, where she is going or who she is with. It has to be strictly a “Want to come over?” relationship. The more you know, the more you will become needy, get an attitude, jealous and just fuck this up. (Say no all you want, this ALWAYS happens).

2.Donʼt say how you feel! Now normally I would suggest that you always tell someone how you feel about them, but in this case itʼs better to just keep quiet. If you tell her that you are catching feelings, she may run for cover and thatʼs the end of your fun- stress-free relationship.

As long as that boundary isnʼt crossed, tip-toed near or even glanced at you should have no problems.

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Posted on Jul 29, 2010 — Broads/Sex — No comments — Posted by Kristin

The Rules of Attraction

Have you ever played a game, lets just say bowling, with a friend or acquaintance of the opposite sex and realized you were very attracted to them all of a sudden? You just looked at them and got the chills? Weird huh… Itʼs actually not as weird as you might think. Games create competition because they have rules and rewards and there is a challenge. The reward could be something as simple as loser buys the winner a beer, dinner, a lap dance (if your lucky). And whats the reward for the loser? Watching the other person do their victory dance. Everyone has one, I know I do and itʼs quite amusing. And then theres the “Na na na na na na, I beat you, I beat you!!” Although that might be a bit second grade.

Just look at animals, we will use lions as an example. Two male lions see a poor, helpless deer; Bambi (insert awww here). The female lion is lounging out under a tree watching as the two go for Bambi. Who is she going to be more attracted too? The one who got Bambi. Same concept for us humans.

Brain waves are going, juices are flowing, your in a good mood and BAMMM. Attraction.

My fellow writer Craig said in his last post that video games were a great idea for a first date and he was definitely right. Games = competition. Where do you usually play video games? On a bed or a couch, your all set for a good night!

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Posted on Jul 26, 2010 — Broads/Sex / Socializing / advice — 1 comment — Posted by Craig

5 First Great Date Ideas

We are old enough now to figure out that dinner and movie doesn’t work for a 1st date. Talk for an hour at dinner and then not talk for 2 hours at a movie. No good.

Here are some quick ideas for a first date:

1) Play video games – PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, it doesn’t matter. If your date is into video games, it might be time for some Street Fighter Turbo or some Wii Boxing.

2) Visit a new restaurant – New restaurants pop up all the time. Take 5-10 new restaurants put them in a hat and pick one out and go to it. It’s a gamble but worth the shot.

3) Eat in at your/her place- Ask before doing it but if she clears it, just order in.

4) The Aquarium/Zoo- Who doesn’t like the zoo? I am scared of snakes, but they are locked away. Show interest in all the animals.

5)Meet up for a drink- Harmless. If it doesn’t work out, you can leave it there and just move on.Who knows, she might stay around for dinner.

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Posted on Jul 22, 2010 — Broads/Sex / Fitness/Health/Diet/Hygiene — No comments — Posted by Lauren

Do you want more Pinkish Nipples?

Did you know that the Japanese feel that if a Japanese woman’s nipples are pink, they are more likely to be pure and clean? WHAT?!?!?!? Don’t people know that the color of our nipple doesn’t change due to how many sexual partners we have had? Anyway, I found out that they actually  make products to make your nipple hue look more pink.

The first product is called Virgin Pink and is made by a company called Coo Science Beauty which is based out of Tokyo. This cream is intended to make any area of your skin a lighter color, does that mean I can apply it to my vag too??

Another product on the market is called Virgin Peach! It is specifically designed to turn your nipples from a brown color to a light pink shade.  Made by the company Glim they say that they sell more of this product around Valentine’s Day and Christmas. So is that the only time people get laid? I don’t think so.

The third product I found is called Finale Pinknipple Cream. It promises to turn your dark brown nipples to a bright vibrant pink color in about 4 weeks.

So fellas, if your girl is complaining that she doesn’t like the color of her nipples, or you don’t like the color of her nipples, pick one of these creams up and let the nipple lightening begin!

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Posted on Jul 19, 2010 — Broads/Sex / advice — No comments — Posted by Kristin

Have Her Thinking You’re a Sex God

Women are known to fake orgasms more often than men. This probably because A: itʼs easier for us to fake it while itʼs not so easy for you guys and B: the sex probably sucked because you were too busy thinking about the “sex god” that you are, and I use this term loosely, instead of pleasing your partner. Want your partner to really think that your a sex god? Try some positions that have better penetration for her (and this means better for you also, stop being so selfish).

Missionary is an oldie but goodie. This is good for eye contact. Try some variations and have her wrap her legs are you or put her feet flat with her legs bent.

Have her get on top for awhile, you canʼt do all the work (ha). This is good for her because she can take control of the speed and rhythm and you can lie there and look at how sexy she is and enjoy.

In addition to her being on top, reverse cowgirl is great for hitting her G-Spot which will drive her wild.

Thereʼs nothing wrong with asking if she likes it or how it feels (dirty talk can be fun). And if your doing one position for too long, ask her if she wants to try a different position. This will give you the opportunity to get creative with some of the above positions and also give you a fast break so that you can keep going and going and going… Well, hopefully. We donʼt want no minute man!

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Posted on Jul 08, 2010 — Broads/Sex / advice — 1 comment — Posted by Craig

5 Things Never To Say To A Female

So this post will be short and sweet as I am still trying to recover from the weekend. Remember a long time a go George Carlin did the The Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV bit. In case you forgot the link is below:

George Carlin – The Seven Words

Well what about the 5 Things Never To Say To A Female.

1) Is it that time of the month?

No guy should ever say this unless you want to be on her death wish. If she is giving you an attitude then she is not interested unless you get some kind of hint that she is playing hard to get which can still end the wrong way.

2) You remind me of my mother/grandmother.

Do not compare your mother to your girlfriend unless you’ve made it clear that you absolutely adore your mother/grandmother and think the world of them. If you don’t then don’t mention it. ‘Nuff Said.

3) My ex…

If you say this you are doomed from the start. I don’t care if you ex was Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson. DON’T DO IT!!!!

4) Whats your number? and I don’t mean phone number.

Hold on a minute. You asked for her number. Her Phone Number right? Nope. How many people she slept with. So when she secretly tell you 5 and you tell her 50. Who feels like the bigger ass now? P.S. (Magic Johnson said he slept with over 1,000 women)

5) The C Word.

I don’t care if World War 3 was going to happen. NEVER EVER SAY THIS because you will start World War 3. Hell hath no fury like a woman SCORNED!

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Posted on Jul 07, 2010 — Broads/Sex — No comments — Posted by Kristin

No Sex is No Bueno

Sex is important for relationships. Once you have been intimate with your significant other it becomes apart of the relationship; a way to express your love or even take out some frustration (make-up sex?). No matter what reason your doing the no-pants-dance it plays more of a role in your relationship than you may think. So when one person is unhappy with the intimacy in the relationship or it disappears, your love boat might be sinking quicker than the Titanic.

Need to put the fun back in sex? Get him/her in the mood again? Spice it up? Just throw some Adobo on it and yell BAM! like Emril…Just kidding, sort of.

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Posted on Jul 02, 2010 — Broads/Sex — No comments — Posted by Kristin

sexytime.

Fighting isnʼt something women enjoy doing (despite your belief) but it canʼt be something men enjoy doing either. Yes fighting is necessary in some cases, itʼs healthy. Itʼs the silence that should be worrying you. Itʼs not so much the fight that is awkward, itʼs more the after fight. Do you say your sorry? Give each other time to breathe? Bake a pie together?

If your truly sorry (which you should be), show her. Women love intimacy from their man [that would be you]. It helps remind your girl that even though World War 5 just broke out, you still love and care about her and that you can agree to disagree but it wonʼt change how you feel about her.

And what comes along with intimacy? Sexytime. “Make-up sex” is a great way to get out whatever aggravation might still be left and you will both be satisfied at the end of the night.

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Posted on Jun 23, 2010 — Broads/Sex — 2 comments — Posted by Kristin

How many people have YOU slept with?

Does the girl your talking too need to know your sexual past and how soon is too soon to talk about it?

This may seem like a loose-loose situation to most. Your not a man-whore but your sweet-talking and charming good looks (thanks to us!) have been able to get you doing the no-pants-dance with some ladies. So what is the correct answer when your newest fling asks you about your past?

If the number is too high she will think your a player and if the number is too low she might think your inexperienced and wonʼt be able to please her. The best thing to do is try and avoid answering the question directly because either way it will be criticized. Let her know that it doesnʼt matter because it is the past and she is what matters now. If that doesnʼt satisfy her and sheʼs absolutely insisting she gets a number, my only suggestion that if itʼs above 10 just leave it at that. Whatever you do, donʼt ask for the number of her partners. This is a sure way to have your smokinʼ hot babes head spin around likman and show her what your working with!

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Posted on Jun 01, 2010 — Broads/Sex / Socializing / advice — No comments — Posted by Kristin

Kristin’s Guide: Being a Gentleman

Just because your a bachelor, doesn’t mean you can’t be a gentleman. If your going to be a bachelor, you should be the best damn bachelor you can be (this doesn’t mean join the army for those slower bachelors out there). Looking good only does so much until you open your mouth and let out a belch that will shake the earwax out of your date’s or future date’s ears (hopefully there isn’t earwax, but you can see where I’m going with this…)

So I’m going to school you on some simple bachelor etiquette that should help you close the deal (na-mean, na-mean).

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