If Ashley Greene‘s paycheck this week is anything like the opening weekend of the new The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 then she’s going to be one rich beyotch.  The new Twilight movie was number one at the box office this weekend taking in a whopping $284 million! (via: gceleb)

Here’s a girl we haven’t featured on this site yet, all around uber hottie Paula Patton, looking like a supernova of hotness while posing in this wicked photoshoot for Complex. Gosh.. I always knew this peach was a hottie but these photos are scorching hot, probably her sexiest shots ever!!  Wowzers! I’ve been gushing over this criminally underrated babe for years now and with this photoshoot I can finally say how much I liked her and I’m sure you guys and gals will understand why I say that after gawking at any of these photos. And if these photos of Paula and her ridiculously sexy curves don’t convince you that she’s a major hottie, then nothing will. That would also mean that you’re completely oblivious to sexiness or blind or you’re just a bit delusional. But I’m sure you think she’s freaking hot just as much as I do. Enjoy and.. kongratz Complex for making this breathtaking photoshoot with this girl. (via: brosome)

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What’s up guys?? Let me just start off by saying that.. yeah, I can’t believe we haven’t featured the red-hot Amy Childs on our site until this day either but these photos will surely make up for lost time. Who is she you ask? Well, she’s a red-haired British bombshell who’s just 21 right now and already managed to take over the whole Britain with her amazing curves.

She’s a sort of TV star and, thanks to her looks, she’s a fantastic model as well. So.. here’s the ultra cute and ultra hot British hottie Amy Childs dropping everyone’s jaw with her tight little body and scorching up the pages of the December issue of Loaded UK magazine.

Wow, I’ve seen a couple of gorgeous photos of this peach before, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen Amy look this sultry before, and more importantly, showing off this much skin. Heck she’s looking so freaking hot in this pictorial that I hope other lads mags from UK should turn this photoshoot into a series, because I definitely want/need to see more of this uber hot redhead. (via: brosome)

Rosie Jones is one of the most sought out models of 2011. She has that comic book female figure. You know, the type of body you usually only see in something like Heavy Metal. Yes, some women actually do have those exagerated proportions. Bless her genes. This 21 year old gal hails from Middlesex, England and is a regular for popular UK publications such as Page 3, Nuts, and Front Magazine. In 2009, she broke the Guinness World Record for the most bras taken off and put on in one minute. It’s a pretty stupid record, but I’m sure the spectators had a lot of fun. Best 60 seconds ever. Enjoy Rosie Jones.

Some folks out there believe women (or people in general) should let go of vanity after a certain age. But looking good makes you feel good, so why not try to maintain your appearance to some degree? It’s perfectly okay, as long as you don’t look completely ridiculous (Lara Flynn Boyle, I’m looking at you, you freak). Yes, these beautiful women have access to the best make up, dye their hair, and wear the coolest clothes, but some other females just really let themselves go. Some effort can go a long way. At 57, Katey Sagal is one of the hottest moms ever. Most guys would have a go at her if they had the chance. She’s old, but still out of your league.

There are other celebrities who are no longer young, but still look great. Some of the big favorites are gals like Diane Lane, Marisa Tomei, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Naomi Watts, Halle Berry, Elizabeth Hurley, and Mary-Louise Parker. Check out their pictures below. Fellas, don’t just pay attention to the young birds, because the older ones can turn you on too.

Freida Pinto (born 18 October 1984) is an Indian actress and model best known for her portrayal of Latika in the 2008 Academy Award winning film Slumdog Millionaire, for which she won a Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture. In 2010, she starred in the films You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger and as the title character in Miral, and in 2011, she starred in the box-office hit Rise of the Planet of the Apes. (via: wikipedia)

If you read men’s magazines, a Front subscription is worth every penny. Introducing the world to models like Sabine is enough proof. Since it’s Halloween season, the perverts at Front thought it would be a great idea to have Sabine put on a wolf mask, show off her body, and dance. It’s important to keep up with the Halloween tradition, ya know? This is sorta like the music video for Thriller, except it looks better and it’s not a sausage fest. If you’re a goddamn sicko with a mask fetish, then you’ll love this. But if masks aren’t your thing, don’t you worry pal. She reveals her gorgeous face halfway into the clip. Surely, there’s something for everyone here.

And if you can’t get enough of Sabine, here’s another sexy video of her. Absolute beauty.

There’s nothing about Jessica-Jane Clement that we don’t thorough lust here. From her evocative name right down to her evocative and ridiculously hot body, we are a veritable frenzy of Clement fanatics here in our penthouse basement offices. Oh, perhaps these lingerie pictures of the delicious and eternally-tempting Jessica-Jane from this month’s Maxim Russia aren’t hot off the presses (Maxim, they recycle like no other green-friendly company on the planet), but they are hot burning and searing their indelible images into the recesses of our libidos, for forever types of withdrawals at our private time discretion. We even lust the ink on this girl, if only it listed her private phone number. (via: egotastic)

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Christina Aguilera has been trying to convince us that she’s not getting fat for months now, you’re not fooling anybody lady, but it seems thatstuffing her rolls into multiple layers of heavy duty Spanx just isn’t going to cut it anymore. Here she is at the Michael Jackson tribute concert over the weekend looking absolutely disgusting. That wig’s not covering up enough of her fat face. She looks like a blonde Snooki. (via: hollywoodtuna)

I’ve never seen Christina look as bad as she does now. I know your going through a divorce hunny, but how can you go out in public in that outfit looking like that?

U.S. Women’s Soccer Team goalkeeper and “Dancing With The Stars” contestant Hope Solo is completely nude on the cover of ESPN’s annual The Body Issue, an issue dedicated to athletes getting totally nekkid and flexing every muscle in their body while artfully arranging various props to conceal their genitals. (via: yeeeah)

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Lindsay Lohan, in Paris for Fashion Week, was spotted with Terry Richardson taking pictures and showing a lot of cleavage. Pretty much what you expect from a girl blowing off her responsibilities.

Besides that, Lindsay also penned a short essay for Marilyn: Intimate Exposures, a new book about Marilyn Monroe. She starts off talking about he she can relate to Marilyn Monroe but it quickly devolves into an essay about herself and how everyone is out to get her.

‘I was twelve and watching the film “Niagara” over and over again when I was shooting The Parent Trap. I didn’t refer to it as film noir then. I just thought it was dark and full of emotion. Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age was a necessary quality for a woman. I had seen what my mother, whom I love, had gone through with my father. She, I and my brother Michael, my sister Aliana, and my youngest brother Dakota were in a constant state of uncertainty. I would have to put myself between him and my siblings.’

Holly Madison is slammin’. I don’t care if she had sex with a 90 year old or not, if you are going to insure your boobs for $1 million, they must be spectacular!

Former Hef paramour Holly Madison went and got her boobs insured for a million bucks.

Hang on — according to this reputable-looking website, breast implants go for a max of $15,000, with planty of value to be had in the four-digit range. How does one insure a (say) $15,000 item for $1 million? If she broke her boobs (I don’t know exactly how she would do this) wouldn’t it be much easier to simply buy a new set?

Evidently (yes, I actually read the article) the insurance is more about lost wages — if she were to damage her hooters, her literal moneymakers, she would be out of her phenomenally ok Peep Show extravaganza for weeks if not months. And I’m guessing if she were to call up Aflac saying she needs $1 million to compensate for impaired burlesque ability she might not get it. (via: smokingjacket)

Jason Biggs’ wife Jenny Mollen bought the star a hooker for his 33rd birthday in May.

The “American Pie” star’s spouse has written a blog for Playboy, revealing she wanted to treat Biggs and spice up their sex life by hiring a sex worker.

But she details one disastrous incident when the couple tried to hire a prostitute – only to realize the woman was a professional masseuse.

Mollen eventually found a legitimate hooker called Keisha, and she’s detailed the experience online.

She writes in Playboy column The Smoking Jacket, “The chick was wearing five-inch heels and had t**s that seriously could have knocked anybody under six feet tall unconscious. There was no way she was passing for anything other than maybe Barbarella. In other words, she was hot. I took my cues from the previous day’s disaster and cut to the chase.

“‘We want you to go down on him for six hundred bucks,’ I proclaimed. Keisha, being the professional that she was, didn’t bat an eye.”

And Biggs is proud of his wife’s article – in a message on Twitter alongside a link to the blog, which is entitled “Jenny and her husband get a whore”, he writes, “My wife is in Playboy. Hot.” (via: starpulse)

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I graduated with a BFA in Photography from the University of the Arts in Philadelphia. During my senior year, I was named the top studio photographer. After graduating in 2001, I became a Photo Editor for a weekly newspaper in the Philadelphia area. During the day, I worked as a photojournalist and during the evenings and weekends, I photographed portraits for my own clients. In 2005, I started Celeste Giuliano Photography and have been photographing pinups and theatrical styled portraits ever since. In 2009, my business was awarded Best of the Main Line and Western Philadelphia Suburbs by Main Line Today Magazine.

Over these past 5 years, more than 700 clients have trusted me to transform them into vintage vixens! I photograph women of all ages, shapes and sizes – most of whom have never posed in front of the camera for a professional photo shoot. My years of experience being a photojournalist and studio photographer have taught me how to help my clients be more relaxed and comfortable for their photos. About 90% of my clients are everyday gals from students to moms and girlfriends to wives. My stylists and I are everyday people too and we are committed to making our clients beautiful, sexy and confident. We enjoy hearing from our “pinups” that their session and photos made them feel glamourous and pampered for the day. We do what we do – and love what we do – because we get such a great response from our clients. Your time at the studio will be an amazing, fun and unique experience. It is important that you enjoy it!
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Rhian Sugden is a gorgeous model and you’d like to see her play with herself, wouldn’t you? It’s not what you think in this sexy, funny, surprising and potentially life-saving clip. Do you have the balls to watch the whole thing? (via: thesmokingjacket)

I’m an Australian born and bred, 24 year old model with over 13 years experience in the modelling industry. I am the 2008 winner of Best Model Australia, the 2010 spokesmodel and Official Grid Girl for the LCR Honda MotoGP Team and the current Cover Girl and Playmate dell’Anno (Playmate of the Year) 2010 for Playboy Italia. (via: laurenvickers.com)

To my surprise, the chick in it is mad hot. I did some research and found these hot pics of her from Sundays Emmy Awards. Her name is Nina Dobrev. I may let her DVR this at my place every week just to see this girl.

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1) Kelly Preston

2) Karen Duffy

3) Vendela Kirsebom Thomessen

4) Lisa Snowdon

5) Lucy Liu

6) Celine Balitran

7) Sarah Larson

8) Krista Allen

9) Elisabetta Canalis

10) Stacey Keibler