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Check Out: Katie Holmes for Spanish Vogue

Katie Holmes, also know as Joey from Dawson’s Creek, Suri’s mom, Stepford wife or crazy scientologist, this woman in smokin’ in these pics. She’s got this whole dominatrix thing going on. I cannot believe Tom Cruise let her off her chain to pose for these pics. He must have been to busy jumping on couches.

 

5 Fall Fashion Tips For Picking Up Chicks

Listen up player, it’s practically the fall and I bet you are still rocking cargo shorts and some whack t-shirt. Have you even picked up your fall gear yet? I know you too well. Don’t worry bro, I got you covered on this. Follow my advice and you will be able to mack any honey you want in time to spend a long cold winter “cuddling” with her.

1. The Fall is a time for classic looks, so drop all those bright colors you wore in the summer.

Take a look at these Gucci suits from this years collection. Now I’m not telling you to spend a ton of money on a suit, I’m just saying that you can always do what the big wigs do, but for less. Notice how the only bold colors are in the tie, shirts, and kerchiefs. Walking around in bright ass t-shirts is not a good look in the fall. Keep it classic, go with blacks, grays, and muted colors. Looking like LMFAO is no way to meet a sexy girl.

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DJ Pauly D Blasts Abercrombie & Fitch

Abercrombie & Fitch has asked the Jersey Shore cast to stop wearing their clothes. Are the dumb? You should be thanking them for wearing your shirts without pumping them money for advertisement. Personally this is a dumb move by A&F.

 

PAULY D is firing back at Abercrombie & Fitch after the clothing brand decided that they didn’t want “Jersey Shore” stars wearing their clothes anymore—and he actually made a very good point!

Pauly D took to Twitter yesterday and wrote: ““Hmmm if They Don’t Want Us To Wear Those Clothes Why Make GTL Shirts #yourPRsux”

The reality star even attached a picture of the said shirt to his tweet to back his claim!

FYI, the acronym “GTL” stands for “Gym, Tan, Laundry,” a saying among the “Jersey Shore” boys which was coined by The Situation.

As previously reported by celebrity news, Abercrombie & Fitch announced that they no longer wanted the “Jersey Shore” stars wearing their clothes—they even went as far as to offer them money. The company claimed: “This association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.”

Meanwhile, MTV responded: ““It’s a clever PR stunt and we’d love to work with them on other ways they can leverage Jersey Shore to reach the largest youth audience on television.”

Aside from the “GTL” shirts, A&F even made shirts that read “The Fitchuation.” (via: anythinghollywood)

 

Check Out: Kristen Stewart for W Magazine

You guys know who Kristen Stewart is. She’s Bella from Twilight, and she played Joan Jett in the Runaways.

Despite her questionable acting abilities, and teen-geared roles, I can’t help but find Stewart to be super attractive. I think it’s the distant gaze she seems to always have.

This month’s W magazine (I know, I know…) features our favorite disinterested starlet on the cover, looking more lively than usual, which still isn’t very lively. Take a look and try not to fall in love.

Adidas adiZero Sneakers Are The Coolest Thing Ever

ADIZERO Crazy Light is 21% lighter than the competition making it the lightest sneaker ever weighing in at 9.8oz.

With its introduction of the adiZero Crazy Light  basketball shoe, Adidas on Thursday stayed near the lead in the sports footwear industry’s lighter-is-better stampede.

Adidas declared the adiZero Crazy Light to be the lightest basketball shoe ever at 9.8 ounces for a size 10 foot, saying it was roughly 15 percent (two ounces) lighter than the nearest competitor. The adiZero Crazy Light, Adidas noted, gives the Herzogenaurach, Germany-based company the lightest in three sports, including football and soccer. (via: oregonlive)

These sneakers are sharp. The Unisex shoe starts at about $165.00 and you can customize your own here.

Spray On Fabric Shirts

Well guys, they’ve made it easier for you to get dressed in the morning. No need to rummage through draws, closets, laundry baskets and piles on clothes on your floor for your shirt for the day. All you need is this neat new gadget that turns a chemical into a t-shirt after it dries onto your skin. Crazy huh?

Tight-fitting T-shirts and hipster jeans would get even snugger if you could just spray them on. That idea just got a little less far-fetched. A liquid mixture developed by Imperial College London and a company called Fabrican lets you spray clothes directly onto your body, using aerosol technology. After the spray dries, it creates a thin layer of fabric that can be peeled off, washed and reworn. (via: www.wired.com)

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Bro, If Baseballers Keep Losing Their Temper Like This, Then I’ll Start Actually Caring About The National Pastime

Can anyone fill me in on this, I’m pretty much clueless on baseball stuffs.

Seems to me like it was just a pitch that got away and the batter just plain overreacted.

via Deadspin

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Looking Wealthier Than You Are

Before we begin, let’s take a moment to talk about a few things we know. First off, we know that the majority of us, especially in this economy, don’t have a lot of extra cash to throw around. That being said, we also know that 99% of women are evil, money hungry leaches who want nothing to do with you unless your loaded. Now, I’m not talking about all women, but this type of woman, is more than likely the type you will run into if you are trying to pick them up at a bar or a club. So if you as the average-Joe are going to have any chance of obtaining what’s more than likely the one thing these women are good for, she’s gonna have to think your rich. This may seem impossible, but I assure you it isn’t.

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Smarting Up Your Look

Sadly, there was no question this week so I figured I would talk about something every bachelor should know. So this weeks topic is smarting up your look.

Ok boys, your becoming men, and the best way to show it is through the way you dress. First impressions mean almost everything, so it’s important you don’t screw this up. Ready? Good, because we are going shopping. Only this time, we are going to do it a little different. This time we are going to walk right past stores like Hot Topic, Old Navy, and Modells. From now on, you live in Macy’s, The GAP, and Banana Republic. And most importantly, do not be fooled by make-believe grown-up stores like Express an Guess. These stores only sell clothing with retched designs all over them, and are only appealing to jerk-offs and teenagers.

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Let’s start with shirts and sweaters. I know you love you I <3 BEER t-shirt that your room-mate got you Sophomore year because you did the longest keg-stand, but it’s time to throw it away. In fact, all graphic tee’s should be hidden or discarded immediately. Don’t worry, you can still wear t-shirts, but keep them plain. One solid color, with no logo on them. I recommend V-necks because they make your neck look longer and they are a lot more comfortable. Same goes for sweaters, keep them simple so they are easy to build an outfit around. I’d also go V-neck with these, throw a plain white t-shirt underneath and your good to go.

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Buying Clothes With Booze Money

I know, I know, the title is pretty jarring. I hope I haven’t offended anybody with it; just hear me out. Being a single dude isn’t easy these days. Your game needs to be carefully choreographed; everything you say and do is up for immediate judgment by the receptive party. However, there is a very powerful and effective weapon in the arsenal of a bachelor – alcohol! A girl will usually say yes to a drink offered to them, and it helps ease the mood by miles.

Great success, right? Sure… but how many girls have you gotten shitfaced on first meeting and then turned into your girlfriend? I’m sure some of you might say, “Hey! that’s how I met my girl!” and it’ll be awkward for a minute; but the truth of the matter is that this situation doesn’t always become much more. Luckily, there’s another way to grab some fly honey’s attention – dress nicer! I defy you to find a stand-up lady who can honestly say that they don’t care how a guy looks when he’s talking to her. It’s just how things work, girls like associating themselves with guys who know how to dress. This calls for a re-management of your funds! Let’s take some money out of your ‘buy girls drinks’ budget, and throw it into your wardrobe cash.

***I am going to assume that you all know your sizes, and buy the right size jeans and shirts. If your clothing is too baggy or tight on you, it’s not flattering. Respect your size!***

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