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Posted on Aug 18, 2010 — Female Perspective / Sports — No comments — Posted by Lauren

The Female Perspective: Girls & Football

Gentlemen, we know you love football. And some of us chick love to watch it too. I know this is your man-time and bonding time with your guy friends but we know how to have fun too! Here are some tips to make her feel more welcome during Man Day.

1) Don’t call it man day in front of us.

This will make us feel like you don’t want us there. Call it football day!

2) Have food options.

Chips and beer are cool, but we like the same kind of junk food you do. Pizza, burgers, hot dogs, chili- bring it on!

3) Keep the burping and farting to a minimum.

Please don’t blow us out of the living room, this makes us think less of you.

4) If we have questions, answer them.

If we want to know why the ref called that penalty, answer the question, when the play is over of course!

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Posted on Jul 28, 2010 — Female Perspective — No comments — Posted by Lauren

The Female Perspective: Things We Notice About You

So we all know the first things guys look at when they see a woman, breasts & butt, right? Don’t tell me it’s eyes, because I know you’re are lying. Ever wonder what we notice about about you guys? I look at a few key things before I think twice about taking another glance.

1) SHOES

Shoes are a big one for me. I can’t stand when I see a guy walking around in a fresh outfit and he has dirty shoes or shoes that have holes in them. Or untied shoe laces as a matter of fact. It irritates me. Penny loafers are nasty too. If a guy comes to my door wearing penny loafers on our first date, I’m closing the door on his face.

2) SKIN COLOR

I am as pale as a ghost, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like my man nice and tan. I said tan by the way, not orange.

3) TEETH

If they are crooked or have spaces in them, what ever. Just please make sure there isn’t food in them. That’s just nasty.

4) SMILE

If you are in a bar with a puss on your face, you’re probably not going to have any chicks come up to you. We notice everything. We scan the room the second we walk in to see who is cute, having a good time or a terrible time. If I saw you sulking in the corner an hour before you walked up to me, just keep walking the other way. I want a guy who is the center of the party.

5) HAIR

For some reason, this messy hair thing is popular, personally I can’t stand it. They make THOUSANDS of products you can use to tame your hair and not look like you just crawled out of bed.

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Posted on Jun 24, 2010 — Female Perspective — No comments — Posted by Lauren

The Female Perspective: Myths About Women You Need To Know About

So gentlemen, there are any things you need to know about women to have a successful and meaningful relationship. Not all girls may feel this way, boy a majority of them do. Here are some things you need to know.

1) We don’t like stage 5 stalker/clingers:

Guys, if we have gone out on less than 5 dates, please don’t stalk my Facebook or Twitter account and comment on everything. This is a complete turn off. When you put a ring on it, then you can ask questions.

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Posted on Apr 08, 2010 — Female Perspective — 2 comments — Posted by Lauren

THE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE: Things Bachelors Must Keep In Their Pad For The Ladies

So gentlemen, Brendan has taught you everything you need to know about talking to the ladies, and then them bringing them back to your pimped out pad. But what happens if she stays the night? Are you prepared for her to sleep in one of your t-shirts or use your toothbrush? Here is a list of things you should keep at your pad for the ladies.

An extra toothbrush is the number one thing to keep in your place. If you intend on this chick staying over and you see future sleep overs taking place, you need to have one. There is nothing a girl hates more than kissing you with yucky breath, which means no morning sex gentlemen. Please, if you don’t buy anything else on my list, make sure this is the one you get.

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Posted on Feb 16, 2010 — Female Perspective — No comments — Posted by Lauren

THE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE

Hi, this is Lauren and I’ll be filling in for your friendly bachelor Brendan this week. Seeing that most of Brendan’s posts are about how to get girls, I figured I could help out his followers with some insight and thoughts on what he has been telling you.

Let’s start with The Hoe Phone. Billy from Cleveland wanted to know how to juggle a new relationship and an old flame just in case the new relationship doesn’t work out. Trust me Billy, the new relationship won’t work if you talk to this old slut in front of your new lady. Take Brendan’s advice and purchase a Hoe Phone. Make sure it is never with you. She will look through it, trust me.

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