Girls You Shouldn’t Date

Girls You Shouldn’t Date: Part 5

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As this series comes to an end, take a look back at the other editions before we start with number 5. The links below will point you in the right direction.

1) Best Friends Sister

2) Stage 5 Clinger

3) Co-Worker

4) Girl Looking to get Married

Last but not least, your best friends ex. Isn’t it obvious? The ‘girl’ might start comparing you to your best friend, physically, emotionally and  sexually. Who really wants that headache? I certainly don’t. Just imagine your best friend kissing you It could be the same thing since his tongue was properly in her mouth. And why loose a friend over this? If it’s really meant to be, it will be. Just be careful, you might wind up on Maury with your best friend trying to figure out if the kid is yours or his.

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Girls You Shouldn’t Date: Part 4

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Nothing bothers me more than a girl telling me her ‘life plan’ on the first date. The girl who is obsessed with getting married right away bothers the heck out of me.

In the words of Jeremy Grey from Wedding Crashers, “The real enemy here, is the institution of marriage, it unrealistic, it’s crazy!” Many of my friends from high school are off getting married and I’m happy for them but I personally think it’s crazy this early on.

Listen ladies, most of us bachelors do want to get married one day in the future, but RELAX and stop attacking us to commit. The last thing I want is someone chasing me down the road to say “I do”.

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Girls You Shouldn’t Date: Part 1

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Over the next few weeks, I will be doing a series on ‘Girls You Shouldn’t Date’. Sometimes us ‘bachelors’ think with the wrong head, and it can get us into a lot of trouble. This trouble could start World War III in the females mind, so take my advice.

Best Friends Sister:

You have known your buddy your whole life, which means you’ve known his sister basically her whole life. Sure, she might be hot and looks great in those skinny ass jeans, but this is a big no-no. It’s like dating your sister. Sure, it happens. Sometimes a marriage or relationship may come out of it, but remember, wasn’t she obnoxious in her pre-teen years? All you wanted to do was play a few quick rounds of Halo after dinner and she would be running around in her footie pajamas making noises and yelling incoherently. This may have been annoying, but years later, it could be attractive. Lucky enough my best friend doesn’t have a sister so I’m safe, but I know some people would defiantly go after their friends sister.

As a general rule of thumb, you should never sleep with anyone who you’ve seen in footie pajamas, no matter how much time has passed.  Besides, your best friend would probably kill you for it.  Although, that really goes without saying.

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