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Charlie Sheen is Now a Guinness World Record Holder

I know I promised not to talk about Charlie Sheen, but let’s face it, you love it.

We all know by now that he’s joined twitter and has been #WINNING since then, but here’s the undeniable proof.

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The Charlie Sheen Pyramid Of Greatness

Now we can all know what degree of winning were at & how we can get to a Sheen level of greatness. Deuce of Clubs created The Sheen Pyramid of Greatness.

via Laughing Squid and Emilio Sparks.

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Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned. Oh Wait… There’s An App For That.

Finally I can celebrate my Catholic faith with the best-ist phone out there; my iPhone.

Yep it’s finally happened. The age old question of ‘is the iPhone is compatible with religion’ has finally been answered with a loud “HELLS YEAH”!

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The White Stripes Officially Call It Quits

The White Stripes have made a not so special announcement yesterday. The duo released a letter for fans on their website, announcing they have officially called it quits.

The White Stripes would like to announce that today, February 2nd, 2011, their band has officially ended and will make no further new recordings or perform live. The reason is not due to artistic differences or lack of wanting to continue, nor any health issues as both Meg and Jack are feeling fine and in good health.

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This Is Going To Be Rough: Flava Flav Opens A Fried Chicken Restaurant

Flav’s Fried Chicken opened yesterday and boy is this news both exhilarating and debilitating at the same time. I mean, this is funny stuff IMO but I don’t really feel too comfortable writing jokes about it. Don’t wanna be cheap and play up stereotypical notions of people, ya know?

Just so you know, this isn’t some crazy cash grab by a washed up celeb, Flav gained extensive experience with chicken while making his famous 99¢ wings for his partner’s restaurant Mama Cimino’s in Las Vegas.

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Jojo Pellegrino – Selektion: Staten Island (Video)

Check out this article on a Staten Island native raper. His video is fresh too.

“Selektion: Staten Island” Jojo Pellegrino from The Butcher’s Block on Vimeo.

Lil Wayne Covers Rolling Stone

Lil Wayne is back gracing the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine for the third time. Check out a few excerpts from his cover story which he talks LeBron, Wade, Solitary Confinement, and more

On Gambling For Commisary:

“I’d bust a nigga’s ass at Uno,” he told writer Josh Eells. “We gamble for phone time. I’d take nigga’s commissary: Lemme get them cookies, lemme get them chips, get that soup.”

On LeBron James and Dwayne Wade:

When Wayne sat court-side at a recent Miami Heat/New Orleans Hornets game he was upset that Lebron James and Dwayne Wade never came over to talk to him. “Them niggas never speak to a nigga,” he says. Continue reading here.

Sexlopedia: SMUSH

I write for a Sexpert blog, not a Shore blog, so therefor it can be concluded that I am by no means an expert on ANYTHING Jersey Shore. However it has come to my attention that somehow these two worlds have collided. *gasp*

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Natalie Portman’s Awesome Ass. That Is All.

Well not really all. Check out the red band trailer for her movie ‘Your Highness‘. Is it a stoner comedy? Nope.

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Michael Vick Erupts With 6 Touchdowns To Crush The Redskins

Vick looked untouchable wether he was throwing or even running Monday night against the Redskins. The Philadelphia Eagles QB left the game midway through the 4th quarter up 59-21. Vicks stats were listed at, 20/28, 333 yards, 4 TD, 0 INT, 150.7 QB Rating with 8 carries, 80 yards, 2 TD, 0 FUM. Good Lord!

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Dear Jane: How Do I Have Sex In Public?

Dear Jane,

Recently went on a date with a girl who gets excited by fooling around in public.  Any tips on how to explore this naughtiness without ending up in lock-up for public indecency … or scarring some poor kid for life?

You want to have sex WHERE???  Just kidding!

You can start small, like grope her in public while standing on the grocery line, or waiting for a ticket for the movies.  If you’ve surpassed that, then try fooling around in the movie theater. If you are professionals at that already, then try road head.  It is usually a better idea to try that at night, on a road that isn’t busy.  I have to say, it is much safer to park somewhere secluded and go at it.

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Guaranteed Sex!!

Are you in love with a girl but she has a boyfriend? Are you stuck in the “friend zone” and want to get the hell out of there?

Oh Mario! There’s no way you can jump your way to the relationship ledge. lololol.

But 4chan has got you son! Here’s a fool-proof plan to make the secks with the girl and possibly get into an actual relationship.

All you need is: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, and the ability to grow a beard.

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Scunge Says #3: Good Advice

Hey guys, its me again. Listen, do me a favor and shut the TV for two minutes; I need your undivided attention. And for those of you that are gonna read this edition of “Scunge Says” and have it hit real close to home…I suggest you swallow some Adderall to quell your ADHD and pull up a chair as I’ve got something really vital and pertinent to share and it can’t wait another day. Now you can call this; I dunno, “news”, “advice”, “info”, “a revelation”; whichever you like, but I just had to get it off my chest and who better to do that to than you guys? Ok now here it is kids…you ready?…

MOVE THE FUCK OUTTA YOUR PARENT’S HOUSE AND GET YOUR OWN FUCKIN PLACE!

Whew! I hope that was as cathartic for you as it was for me. But really, I just moved into my official own pad and its a liberating experience. Its oddly freeing knowing you have to handle a boatload of responsibility. Like YOU choose the furniture, the decor, the fridge contents, THE RULES!

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COD:Black Ops Hidden Game Mode And Cheevos

Okay kids I am taking a quick break from kicking ass on COD to share some info on how to get 20 Gamer points and unlock a cool game mode. First at the main menu use the left stick to look around then hit Left Trigger and right trigger a couple of times or L1 And R1 For you PS3 people and you will break free of the chair your in. For that you get the ask nicely Achievement turn around and go right to the computer hold down X and you get a gamer picture at the computer enter CD Then hit enter then enter DOA and you get a top down arcade shooter after the intro when you start playing you get the insert coin achievement. So there ya go 20 Points and a game mode Enjoy!!!

Insert Coin – 5g

Just Ask me nicely – 15g

And a avatar gamer pic.

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PIPE CITY: The Bella Twins

Ah yes, The Bella Twins. Who doesn’t love two equally hot sisters? Since they work for the WWE, the Bellas can probably kick your ass, which makes them even hotter.

Brianna Monique Garcia and Stephanie Nicole Garcia are hot 27 year old twin sisters from San Diego, California. They’re current WWE Divas and are known as Brie and Nikki Bella. The Bella Twins are currently coaches on NXT, but are also featured weekly on Monday Night Raw. Whether you watch wrestling or not, you can surely appreciate their looks. Muy effing caliente.

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First Look At Captain America Pictures

Via Major Spoilers

Here are some first look images from the Captain America movie. So far not bad, I hope Marvel/Disney really do this Capt justice. The behind the scene and first look of the Thor movie looks amazing so from these first look pictures and tie-ins, this could be a great movie.

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PIPE CITY: Abigail Clancy

Don’t you just love pretty women? This week’s Pipe City features Abigail Clancy. Your diznik might do funny things when you look at her butt.

Abigail Clancy is a 24 year old television personality, lingerie and runway model from Liverpool, England. In 2004, Clancy was featured on Britain’s Next Top Model and made it all the way to the finals before losing to Lianna Fowler. Since then, she’s starred in her own reality television series with Janice Dickinson, called Abbey and Jance: Beauty and the Best. Clancy posed in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. She’s currently engaged to professional football player Peter Crouch. That’s too bad, babygirl. You could be with someone better.

See the full gallery of sexy pictures at the link below.

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More Than The Island: Darrelle Revis (Video)

Darrelle Revis is known for being one the the best corners in the game. Did you know Revis can drummer, sing & is a bowler. The man does it all, I wonder if he can do shadow puppets ? Revis is that dude. Shouts to John also.

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Spotlight: Audrey Bitoni

Audrey Bitoni has a special appeal to many of the people around me who know of her; she looks like a typical Staten Island girl.  Except when it comes to Audrey, and porno, this girl bares it all.  At least around here she has a “girl next door” look to her that many of the guys can appreciate.

I don’t typically go for a girl who looks like her (first impressions are sadly the strongest sometimes), but when I watch her scenes, my opinion changes.  I haven’t met Audrey, so I can’t say anything off the record – but she seems like a nice gal.  Her implants are big, and she just upped them in the last year or so to DDs, for boob men – I know you’ll like her.

She thinks to move her hips for her own (and the guy’s) pleasure, her moaning is cute, talks dirty and she thinks to kiss a guy’s thighs during head or rub his balls while she is getting pounded.  It is the little things that help me appreciate this little cutie.

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Conan Announced His First Week Of Guests!

You might have read this somewhere else, you also may not have, so here it is either way:

Like most of the world, we’ve been closely following Conan for what feels like forever. Now, with the premiere just under two weeks away, they’ve announced who the new show’s first guests will be, namely…\

Right there is where Flavorwire just LISTED guests from Conan’s first week in office. Us DAPS kids are going to one-up them here because why not? So, now in shnazzy galley form here are Conan’s first guests!

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Do You Care That Kanye West’s Album Art Work Was Banned ?

So yesterday while I was in the middle of watching a House marathon, twitter was buzzing with talk of Kanye West & the banning of his album cover (see above).

I’m all for “pushing the envelope”, But IMO the art is just ugly. I get the artistic value of said cover & what it’s suppose to represent.

(This duality of good and evil, which is needed to balance our world out. Circuming to temptation. The inner monster in all of us… yeah all that dark & gloomy emo shit).

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Napoleon Dynamite Cartoon Series Coming To FOX

According to THR:

Fox is giving a series order to a project based on the indie hit, one of two new teen-friendly animated projects greenlighted by the network. Fox has picked up six episodes of the show, with the original cast on board as voice talent — including Jon Heder as the title character.

This legitimately made me angry when I first heard about it.

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PIPE CITY: Seren Gibson (NSFW)

Oh damn. Seren Gibson is one of the UK’s hottest glamour models. In 2007, Gibson, also known as Haf, was featured on a British reality television series, My Crazy Media Life. The show documented her aspiring modeling career and her family life in Wales. Since then, she has appeared both nude and non-nude for numerous publications like The Daily StarMaximZoo, and Front Magazine. Seren Gibson has that sexy, nasty girl from class look. She’s dirty hot.

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Chromeo Announces Risky Business Tour

Chromeo have announced a full “Risky Business Tour”.  Kicking off in The UK and Australia before heading back in North America rapping things up in mid February. For all the dates check the jump and get tickets quick when Chromeo hits your area. Guests include A-Trak, Theophilus London, Neon Indian, as well as N.E.R.D and more.

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Check This Out: Vans Queen Black Denim Authentic

Vans decided to team up with the band Queen for a low top black denim sneaker. The bands symbol is featured on the tongue, with band posters lining the inside of the shoe, as well as the word “Queen” on the end of the laces. The kicks them selves are made with black denim and the classic vans white bottom sole. You can purchase them now via. Primitive,  for now there are a few more looks at the shoe after the jump.

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Review: ON Natural Oil For Her By Sensuva

ON just hit markets a few weeks ago and I’ve had the privilege to get a sample bottle directly from the awesome J.W at Sensuva who happened to be traveling with the even awesomer G.W fromThe S.T.O.R.E Program.

When I ordered the arousal oil, I immedately read the package.  They boast no parabens, no harsh preservatives, no L-Arginine, no menthols, no perfumes, no added flavors just for flavor’s sake.

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