Guaranteed Sex!!
Are you in love with a girl but she has a boyfriend? Are you stuck in the “friend zone” and want to get the hell out of there?
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Oh Mario! There’s no way you can jump your way to the relationship ledge. lololol.
But 4chan has got you son! Here’s a fool-proof plan to make the secks with the girl and possibly get into an actual relationship.
All you need is: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, and the ability to grow a beard.
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Scunge Says #3: Good Advice
Hey guys, its me again. Listen, do me a favor and shut the TV for two minutes; I need your undivided attention. And for those of you that are gonna read this edition of “Scunge Says” and have it hit real close to home…I suggest you swallow some Adderall to quell your ADHD and pull up a chair as I’ve got something really vital and pertinent to share and it can’t wait another day. Now you can call this; I dunno, “news”, “advice”, “info”, “a revelation”; whichever you like, but I just had to get it off my chest and who better to do that to than you guys? Ok now here it is kids…you ready?…
MOVE THE FUCK OUTTA YOUR PARENT’S HOUSE AND GET YOUR OWN FUCKIN PLACE!
Whew! I hope that was as cathartic for you as it was for me. But really, I just moved into my official own pad and its a liberating experience. Its oddly freeing knowing you have to handle a boatload of responsibility. Like YOU choose the furniture, the decor, the fridge contents, THE RULES!
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COD:Black Ops Hidden Game Mode And Cheevos
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Okay kids I am taking a quick break from kicking ass on COD to share some info on how to get 20 Gamer points and unlock a cool game mode. First at the main menu use the left stick to look around then hit Left Trigger and right trigger a couple of times or L1 And R1 For you PS3 people and you will break free of the chair your in. For that you get the ask nicely Achievement turn around and go right to the computer hold down X and you get a gamer picture at the computer enter CD Then hit enter then enter DOA and you get a top down arcade shooter after the intro when you start playing you get the insert coin achievement. So there ya go 20 Points and a game mode Enjoy!!!
Insert Coin – 5g
Just Ask me nicely – 15g
And a avatar gamer pic.
The Bachelor Bible
Life can be hard when your single, fortunately those of us at The Bachelor Bible have enough real world experience to guide you through the rough patches. Unless, your a loser, then we can't do anything for you. But don't leave, because there are plenty of half-naked women to beat one off to while you cry.