I know I promised not to talk about Charlie Sheen, but let’s face it, you love it.

We all know by now that he’s joined twitter and has been #WINNING since then, but here’s the undeniable proof.

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The Charlie Sheen Pyramid Of Greatness

Now we can all know what degree of winning were at & how we can get to a Sheen level of greatness. Deuce of Clubs created The Sheen Pyramid of Greatness.

via Laughing Squid and Emilio Sparks.

Finally I can celebrate my Catholic faith with the best-ist phone out there; my iPhone.

Yep it’s finally happened. The age old question of ‘is the iPhone is compatible with religion’ has finally been answered with a loud “HELLS YEAH”!

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The White Stripes Officially Call It Quits

The White Stripes have made a not so special announcement yesterday. The duo released a letter for fans on their website, announcing they have officially called it quits.

The White Stripes would like to announce that today, February 2nd, 2011, their band has officially ended and will make no further new recordings or perform live. The reason is not due to artistic differences or lack of wanting to continue, nor any health issues as both Meg and Jack are feeling fine and in good health.

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Lead Single Off An Artist’s 4th Album..

The Strokes just released the lead single off their upcoming album Angles, the fourth album from a band I’m not a big of fan of (I will fully explain why in a blog next month). Usually the third album is the make or break album for a band, and the fourth is one that solidifies their standing.  The Strokes third album was not as good as their second which was nowhere as good as their first, so in essence this album becomes both a comeback album as well as a make or break album to establish if they have any relevance 10 years down the road. Based on listening to the first single, “Under Cover of Darkness”, it seems like they will fade off into the sunset.

I’ve taken the lead single off of a  few major bands fourth albums as a comparison, and there’s only a few exceptions where a weak lead single off a fourth album hasn’t hurt the band, but please note in those cases, those bands had a monster third album, which the Strokes did not…

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FACT! Family Guy’s Rupert The Bear Is A Stripper

Now the “Sexy Parties” make sense!  I always knew gay strippers had the best bodies. Ok, seriously though.

I was at my brother’s house this week and was informed of Dancing Bear Orgy porn that has been popular lately on tube sites.  I had no idea!  I looked it up, and it is a dude, in a bear head… stripping.  Then the place breaks out in this wild jerking off on people, getting head, orgy, party thing!

The first connection they thought of was Rupert the bear from Family Guy!  Graphic porn clip after the cut. NSFW, etc…

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2011 Upcoming Games Watchlist

One of the best things about the end of the year is knowing that, come January, a whole slew of new games are coming out.  Here is a list of games you should really be keeping an eye out for…Continue reading “2011 Upcoming Games Watchlist” »

Flav’s Fried Chicken opened yesterday and boy is this news both exhilarating and debilitating at the same time. I mean, this is funny stuff IMO but I don’t really feel too comfortable writing jokes about it. Don’t wanna be cheap and play up stereotypical notions of people, ya know?

Just so you know, this isn’t some crazy cash grab by a washed up celeb, Flav gained extensive experience with chicken while making his famous 99¢ wings for his partner’s restaurant Mama Cimino’s in Las Vegas.

Read entire article here.

Jojo Pellegrino – Selektion: Staten Island (Video)

Check out this article on a Staten Island native raper. His video is fresh too.

“Selektion: Staten Island” Jojo Pellegrino from The Butcher’s Block on Vimeo.

Lil Wayne Covers Rolling Stone

Lil Wayne is back gracing the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine for the third time. Check out a few excerpts from his cover story which he talks LeBron, Wade, Solitary Confinement, and more

On Gambling For Commisary:

“I’d bust a nigga’s ass at Uno,” he told writer Josh Eells. “We gamble for phone time. I’d take nigga’s commissary: Lemme get them cookies, lemme get them chips, get that soup.”

On LeBron James and Dwayne Wade:

When Wayne sat court-side at a recent Miami Heat/New Orleans Hornets game he was upset that Lebron James and Dwayne Wade never came over to talk to him. “Them niggas never speak to a nigga,” he says. Continue reading here.

Sexlopedia: SMUSH

I write for a Sexpert blog, not a Shore blog, so therefor it can be concluded that I am by no means an expert on ANYTHING Jersey Shore. However it has come to my attention that somehow these two worlds have collided. *gasp*

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Well not really all. Check out the red band trailer for her movie ‘Your Highness‘. Is it a stoner comedy? Nope.

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Michael Vick Erupts With 6 Touchdowns To Crush The Redskins

Vick looked untouchable wether he was throwing or even running Monday night against the Redskins. The Philadelphia Eagles QB left the game midway through the 4th quarter up 59-21. Vicks stats were listed at, 20/28, 333 yards, 4 TD, 0 INT, 150.7 QB Rating with 8 carries, 80 yards, 2 TD, 0 FUM. Good Lord!

Check out the video here.

Dear Jane: How Do I Have Sex In Public?

Dear Jane,

Recently went on a date with a girl who gets excited by fooling around in public.  Any tips on how to explore this naughtiness without ending up in lock-up for public indecency … or scarring some poor kid for life?

You want to have sex WHERE???  Just kidding!

You can start small, like grope her in public while standing on the grocery line, or waiting for a ticket for the movies.  If you’ve surpassed that, then try fooling around in the movie theater. If you are professionals at that already, then try road head.  It is usually a better idea to try that at night, on a road that isn’t busy.  I have to say, it is much safer to park somewhere secluded and go at it.

Check out the rest of the article here.

Are you in love with a girl but she has a boyfriend? Are you stuck in the “friend zone” and want to get the hell out of there?

Oh Mario! There’s no way you can jump your way to the relationship ledge. lololol.

But 4chan has got you son! Here’s a fool-proof plan to make the secks with the girl and possibly get into an actual relationship.

All you need is: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, and the ability to grow a beard.

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Scunge Says #3: Good Advice

Hey guys, its me again. Listen, do me a favor and shut the TV for two minutes; I need your undivided attention. And for those of you that are gonna read this edition of “Scunge Says” and have it hit real close to home…I suggest you swallow some Adderall to quell your ADHD and pull up a chair as I’ve got something really vital and pertinent to share and it can’t wait another day. Now you can call this; I dunno, “news”, “advice”, “info”, “a revelation”; whichever you like, but I just had to get it off my chest and who better to do that to than you guys? Ok now here it is kids…you ready?…

MOVE THE FUCK OUTTA YOUR PARENT’S HOUSE AND GET YOUR OWN FUCKIN PLACE!

Whew! I hope that was as cathartic for you as it was for me. But really, I just moved into my official own pad and its a liberating experience. Its oddly freeing knowing you have to handle a boatload of responsibility. Like YOU choose the furniture, the decor, the fridge contents, THE RULES!

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COD:Black Ops Hidden Game Mode And Cheevos

Okay kids I am taking a quick break from kicking ass on COD to share some info on how to get 20 Gamer points and unlock a cool game mode. First at the main menu use the left stick to look around then hit Left Trigger and right trigger a couple of times or L1 And R1 For you PS3 people and you will break free of the chair your in. For that you get the ask nicely Achievement turn around and go right to the computer hold down X and you get a gamer picture at the computer enter CD Then hit enter then enter DOA and you get a top down arcade shooter after the intro when you start playing you get the insert coin achievement. So there ya go 20 Points and a game mode Enjoy!!!

Insert Coin – 5g

Just Ask me nicely – 15g

And a avatar gamer pic.

Ah yes, The Bella Twins. Who doesn’t love two equally hot sisters? Since they work for the WWE, the Bellas can probably kick your ass, which makes them even hotter.

Brianna Monique Garcia and Stephanie Nicole Garcia are hot 27 year old twin sisters from San Diego, California. They’re current WWE Divas and are known as Brie and Nikki Bella. The Bella Twins are currently coaches on NXT, but are also featured weekly on Monday Night Raw. Whether you watch wrestling or not, you can surely appreciate their looks. Muy effing caliente.

Check out their pics here.

First Look At Captain America Pictures

Via Major Spoilers

Here are some first look images from the Captain America movie. So far not bad, I hope Marvel/Disney really do this Capt justice. The behind the scene and first look of the Thor movie looks amazing so from these first look pictures and tie-ins, this could be a great movie.

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Spotlight: Charley Chase

If I had to pick one word to describe Ms. Charley Chase, I’d pick “NUTS”.

I don’t know how many other stars I could say that for, but I’ve met quite a many, and had the chance to hang/party with quite a few… and she is nuts. Fantastically nuts.  I don’t know if it is a character she steps into, but she was fun from the first moment I met her – till after I was gone I’m sure.  She never said no to a picture, grabbed boobs, gave old men heart attacks and shoved faces between her ass cheeks with promises grandeur.  Charley delivers great scenes, and has a personality to match.  I mean, it was pretty chilly cruising around NYC on the boat, and she still insisted on trying to get naked (nearly getting us docked… at least twice).  Every time I turned around, she was off somewhere else causing deliciously topless, Jager drinking, havoc. Honestly, you can’t go wrong with her. [Here is her blog entry from that weekend, it explains everything.]

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Bob Suicide T1GN’s Gaming Goddess (NSFW)

Probably one of my favorite women on the planet. Bob is hot, tattooed, a gamer, nerdy, oh and did I mention HOT.

It is for all of the above reasons that I deem this Bay Area beauty a Gaming Goddess. I really have nothing else to say because I get distracted whenever i look at her, so I will leave you all links to check her out for yourselves and a link where you can order you limited edition Bob Suicide SDCC Poster (it’s badass) hurry there are only 6 left.

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Don’t you just love pretty women? This week’s Pipe City features Abigail Clancy. Your diznik might do funny things when you look at her butt.

Abigail Clancy is a 24 year old television personality, lingerie and runway model from Liverpool, England. In 2004, Clancy was featured on Britain’s Next Top Model and made it all the way to the finals before losing to Lianna Fowler. Since then, she’s starred in her own reality television series with Janice Dickinson, called Abbey and Jance: Beauty and the Best. Clancy posed in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. She’s currently engaged to professional football player Peter Crouch. That’s too bad, babygirl. You could be with someone better.

See the full gallery of sexy pictures at the link below.

Check out her sexy pics here.

More Than The Island: Darrelle Revis (Video)

Darrelle Revis is known for being one the the best corners in the game. Did you know Revis can drummer, sing & is a bowler. The man does it all, I wonder if he can do shadow puppets ? Revis is that dude. Shouts to John also.

Check out the video here.

Spotlight: Audrey Bitoni

Audrey Bitoni has a special appeal to many of the people around me who know of her; she looks like a typical Staten Island girl.  Except when it comes to Audrey, and porno, this girl bares it all.  At least around here she has a “girl next door” look to her that many of the guys can appreciate.

I don’t typically go for a girl who looks like her (first impressions are sadly the strongest sometimes), but when I watch her scenes, my opinion changes.  I haven’t met Audrey, so I can’t say anything off the record – but she seems like a nice gal.  Her implants are big, and she just upped them in the last year or so to DDs, for boob men – I know you’ll like her.

She thinks to move her hips for her own (and the guy’s) pleasure, her moaning is cute, talks dirty and she thinks to kiss a guy’s thighs during head or rub his balls while she is getting pounded.  It is the little things that help me appreciate this little cutie.

Check out the rest of her pics here.

Conan Announced His First Week Of Guests!

You might have read this somewhere else, you also may not have, so here it is either way:

Like most of the world, we’ve been closely following Conan for what feels like forever. Now, with the premiere just under two weeks away, they’ve announced who the new show’s first guests will be, namely…\

Right there is where Flavorwire just LISTED guests from Conan’s first week in office. Us DAPS kids are going to one-up them here because why not? So, now in shnazzy galley form here are Conan’s first guests!

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Do You Care That Kanye West’s Album Art Work Was Banned ?

So yesterday while I was in the middle of watching a House marathon, twitter was buzzing with talk of Kanye West & the banning of his album cover (see above).

I’m all for “pushing the envelope”, But IMO the art is just ugly. I get the artistic value of said cover & what it’s suppose to represent.

(This duality of good and evil, which is needed to balance our world out. Circuming to temptation. The inner monster in all of us… yeah all that dark & gloomy emo shit).

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Dear Jane: My Girlfriend Has A Small Mouth!

My girlfriend and I have been doing sexual things and it’s looking like I can’t cum by handjobs or blowjobs.  She also has a small mouth.  Help, wat do?

I’ve been told I have a small mouth.  I’ve also been told by a partner or two that they’ve never “cum” by hand jobs or blow jobs… I’ve also had my BJ Workshops running long enough to give mucho advice… and they’ve all finished for me.

Except the hand jobs… I can only give you the tools to get that job done… I personally think “meh” of them.  I don’t blame you for not being able to get off while someone else gave you a HJ; you’ve been doing it for so long on your own.  No one loves you, like you do.

Do you have this problem with your chick? Check out the great advice Jane gives here.

Medal Of Honor: Single Player Review

Okay, so The Bionic Ankle is back, and he is here to let you know that there is a war raging this very minute, and almost every man between the ages of 13-45 is fighting in it.  The shocking thing about this war is that most people are unaware it is being waged, but do not doubt that it is.  It’s being fought in the suburbs, in big cities, in the ghettos, in the boondocks, and anywhere someone has a flat screen TV and a next-gen console.  This is the war of Call of Duty vs.Battlefield, but now a third challenger approaches using some tricks from Battlefield, and that challenger is Medal of Honor.

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Captain America: Super Disappointment?

With Captain America: The First Avenger hitting theaters next summer, it was only expected that the accompanying game would start to get some face-time right about now. Sega has begun promoting it, with their first big push being at the New York Comic Convention. At the end of a very long line sat an early version of the game. Titled Captain America: Super Soldier, the game puts you in control of America’s finest superhero as he fights off armies of oppressors who are steadfast in taking over the world.

Continue reading this review here.

According to THR:

Fox is giving a series order to a project based on the indie hit, one of two new teen-friendly animated projects greenlighted by the network. Fox has picked up six episodes of the show, with the original cast on board as voice talent — including Jon Heder as the title character.

This legitimately made me angry when I first heard about it.

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PIPE CITY: Seren Gibson (NSFW)

Oh damn. Seren Gibson is one of the UK’s hottest glamour models. In 2007, Gibson, also known as Haf, was featured on a British reality television series, My Crazy Media Life. The show documented her aspiring modeling career and her family life in Wales. Since then, she has appeared both nude and non-nude for numerous publications like The Daily Star, Maxim, Zoo, and Front Magazine. Seren Gibson has that sexy, nasty girl from class look. She’s dirty hot.

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Chromeo Announces Risky Business Tour

Chromeo have announced a full “Risky Business Tour”.  Kicking off in The UK and Australia before heading back in North America rapping things up in mid February. For all the dates check the jump and get tickets quick when Chromeo hits your area. Guests include A-Trak, Theophilus London, Neon Indian, as well as N.E.R.D and more.

Continue reading this post and check out the tour dates here.

Nikki CoXXX Says: Can Women Have Sex Like A Man… When A Man Acts Like A Woman?

Just like men, women have needs, so it should come as no surprise that in between the search to find a suitable man to help aid in the reproduction of life… we want to get laid, with no strings attached. (Or, so we think).

Nobel Prize winner Doris Lessing writes on the subject of sexual freedom in her book “The Golden Notebook.” Though it was written in the early 1960s, Lessing’s complaint describes a dilemma that many women still face in the new millennium: You may be free to pursue sex like men, but the deeper pleasures require some level of emotional attachment. In biological terms, the female orgasm releases a burst of oxytocin, also known as the cuddle hormone. It’s what makes you feel warm and fuzzy and what facilitates a sense of attachment. Source

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Dead Rising 2 Review

Although I never actually finished the first Dead Rising, I did have enough fun to warrant picking up the sequel, and I’m loving it even more.

Dead Rising 2 is the story of Chuck Green, a former Pro Motocross rider who was forced to compete on the reality game show “Terror Is Reality”(TIR) so that he could afford the drug Zombrex for his daughter, who was bitten by zombies during a past attack that claimed the life of his wife.  After an explosion lets the zombies run rampant through the city, Chuck, his daughter and a few other survivors make it to a safe house, where they have to wait three days for the military to come and rescue them.  While waiting, Chuck is rocked with news that he is being blamed for the explosion.  Now it’s up to Chuck to save the other survivors and prove his innocence before the military arrives.

Continue reading this review here.

Vans decided to team up with the band Queen for a low top black denim sneaker. The bands symbol is featured on the tongue, with band posters lining the inside of the shoe, as well as the word “Queen” on the end of the laces. The kicks them selves are made with black denim and the classic vans white bottom sole. You can purchase them now via. Primitive,  for now there are a few more looks at the shoe after the jump.

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Review: ON Natural Oil For Her By Sensuva

ON just hit markets a few weeks ago and I’ve had the privilege to get a sample bottle directly from the awesome J.W at Sensuva who happened to be traveling with the even awesomer G.W fromThe S.T.O.R.E Program.

When I ordered the arousal oil, I immedately read the package.  They boast no parabens, no harsh preservatives, no L-Arginine, no menthols, no perfumes, no added flavors just for flavor’s sake.

Other than Sliquid’s Organic O Gel, there aren’t many arousal agents that can function and be so pure; this ON seems to be it’s competition.  Sliquid does use Menthol & Peppermint Oil though, which means it will end up having a cooling effect.

ON contains Sweet Almond Oil, Cinnamonum Cassia, Vitamin E, Rosemary Extract andPhenoxyethanol, and Ethylehxyglycerin.

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Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions Review

Whoever said the stuff you do now has no effect on other dimensions obviously needs to play this game.  I should start by saying that I have played just about every Spider-Man game that has come out, and this one is by far the best.  That doesn’t mean it’s without fault but we’ll get to that later.

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The Two Worst Things To Humanity Have Occured And They Involve Justin Bieber

First off, MTV, in it’s infinite wisdom, is bringing Punk’d back on the air. You remember Punk’d, that show where celebrities would pretend to get angry at Dax Shepard for 5 minutes at a time, then Ashton Kuther would float out on a cloud of Von Dutch and reveal that it was all an elaborate hoax? Yeah, that piece of shit.

Well the good news it that Ashton will only return as a producer, but the bad news is that Justin Bieber will be the host now.

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Silly hats continue to be popular. From hipster baseball caps to obnoxious fedoras to mohawk caps, people enjoy looking really stupid. That whole “I wear this cause it’s cold out” excuse is kinda bullshit, since people wear slouchy beanies all year round. Again, people get a kick out of looking crazy. Hipster girls are usually the only demographic that can pull this look off….occasionally. I get it, the bohemian look is in. But why cover your beautiful hair, ladies? Especially with such big hats? Bad hair day? Surely not! Let it all out.

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Kanye West announces Album Release date

The “So Appalled” songstress, and creator of G.O.O.D Music has set a release date for his new album. The “fashion guru” of hip-hop’s album is set to release on November 22nd, 2010. This is the date a week before we see Nicki Minaj’s debut album.

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Universal Studios X Supreme – Universal Monsters Collection

“Produced at a time long before digital media and high-tech special effects, The Universal Monsters defined Horror, Suspense, and Science Fiction for generations. These Monsters present some of the most iconic images ever produced by Hollywood. For the Fall 2010 season Supreme will present three items featuring the Universal Monsters – A hooded sweatshirt featuring The Creature, a crewneck sweatshirt featuring The Phantom, and a heavyweight t-shirt featuring The Mummy. Available in-store and online September 30th. Available in Japan on October 2nd. – Supreme“

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Nikki CoXXX Says: The First Time For Everything… Sucks.

My first kiss… sucked. I got slobbered on, and my hoodie got attached to a fence.
The first time I had sex… sucked. My ex had/I’m assuming still has a small penis, and he almost got me pregnant… twice.
The first time a guy broke my heart… sucked. But, unlike the physical, (which you can alter from person to person), all the experience in the world CAN’T give me less of an urge to cry over a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Chunky Monkey when my mind becomes cluttered with the idea of what once was, and what could have been.

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Halo: REACH Review

Well, after a long hiatus, the Doctor is back and in charge of writing the latest installment of the Halo franchise, Halo: Reach. Moondoggie82 gave me this honor simply because he knows damn well that I have never been a fan of any Halo game, and if anyone was going to give an honest review it was gonna be me. So let’s get started…

If this is truly Bungie’s last production of the game that put Microsoft’s Xbox on the platform map so many moons ago, then they’ll go out on top. One of the first things that I noticed about Halo: Reach is the finely tuned menu system, which not only offers new gameplay modes like Firefight from O.D.S.T., (think of “The Horde” from Gears of War or “Nazi Zombies” from Call of Duty: World at War) but the main menu now displays the status of your friends who are playing Reach and allows you to peruse their service records and invite them into your party or join up with them for Co-op gameplay. Halo campaigns, for me, have been boring, tedious, run-and-gun sessions which really didn’t show me any sort of challenge, with mindless A.I.’s standing in place and waiting for me to waste them. Here, this is where Halo: Reach is much different.  Not only has the A.I.’s aiming been improved, their evasion tactics and their battlefield skills seem to have been enhanced as well.  Simply put, if they spot you, they are gonna come for you.  Many times I’ve been flanked by Elites and had a sticky grenade thrown on me with deadly accuracy, which made me question once or twice if was I playing the solo campaign or the multi-player.

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Man, oh man. What a week. What a hairless and wild week.

I’ve always felt like all of those sexy women you see on the tv, except now I look like one.

As you probably already know, I was invited to Dyanna Body and Nail Spa to check out their waxing situation and when I couldn’t decide on what to wax, you guys made it very very clear thatyou hate me and wish to laugh at my expense. But that’s all cool with me, so no biggie.

Well last week I headed over to Dyanna Body and Nail Spa and met the whole gang, got waxed back into pre-pubescence and had an overall wonderful time. It was so fun, that a video was made:

Introducing Learn Something! with Carlo Episode 1: Brazilian Waxing

To recap, my Brazilian waxing went very smoothly, and was more or less painless (save for a few specific places). The staff at Dyanna made me feel very comfortable, and at home, and relaxed enough to let a complete stranger pull hair out of my butt crack after pouring hot wax in it.

While I’m not really into the waxing idea, I am always willing to try something once. And I’m glad I tried this out. If I ever did decide to get waxed again, I would 100% have to go back to Dyannafor a number of reasons.

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We here at DAPS firmly believe he is. However, the negative Nancies on the interwebs are in a total uproar over this. Just accept it!!!

He’s here, He’s queer, we just have to get used to him.

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Nicki Minaj Does Complex Mag

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Jay Z & Coldplay- Viva La Hova (Expanded & Remastered)

“As the weather gets colder and summertime fades away, it seemed like a perfect time to re-release a project that can only be described as ambient cold weather music. “Terry and I were planning on re-releasing it in December anyways, just because everywhere we go, people ask us about it,” said Mick Boogie. “After Jay-Z and Coldplay announced their big New Years Eve plans, including performing together integrating their songs… and about a million people emailed us… we decided to just drop the re-release now. – Terry Urban x Mick Boogie”

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Jade Raymond T1GN’s Gaming Goddess

This weeks Gaming Goddess isn’t someone who just plays games or reports about it but someone that makes the games we love, so Jade Raymond I dub ye T1GN’s Gaming Goddess.

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Dear Jane: How Can I Get No Strings Ex Sex?

Dear Jane,

What’s the best way to tell an old ex, you’re interested in a causal hookup?

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Wait, it wasn’t a porn to begin with? LOL J/K… it’s an amazing film.

We’ve all either seen the film or read my review of the Human Centipede by now, so we don’t have to get into the source material again. However, you need to understand that it has finally reached legitimacy now that a porn parody is being released.

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Emilio Sparks Interviews Yelawolf

“The Charlie Rose of Hip Hop” Emilio Sparks (OMFG thats me) interviews Yelawolf. We discuss tattoos, tattoos on girls, beer and other alcoholic goodies, jim Morrison, Robert Downey Jr & comparisons to Eminem. I like the karate stance im doing in the screen shot before the interview plays.

Directed by Evan Brockett

Check out the video here.

N.E.R.D. To Join Gorillaz On “Escape To Plastic Beach” Tour

The dudes from N.E.R.D. have decided to tour with Gorillaz on their latest tour entitled “Escape To Plastic Beach.”  Pharrell, Chad and Shay will jump on the 18-city tour across through North America. Who else is going to help perform, De La Soul, Little Dragon and Bobby Womack will also be rocking that night. Hit the jump for the dates and info.

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Time To Play FMK: True Blood Season 3

Oh True Blood, I’d miss you so much if there wasn’t other TV to watch till you come back!  Man, they really left us hanging eh?  I think they left too much open, and somehow I am not as interested in the show coming back as I would be.  At least we might see a true representation of Faries!  Eh, maybe I’m just tired.

I am quite glad there were all kinds of hotties this season, and did you see all those little glances Alcide was giving Sookie in the end? What was THAT all about? I’m sure all of you TB book fans have all the answers, and I could just ask you.  I admit, I don’t read the books (and I’m a reader, so this shocks my friends) but at this point I’m so twisted in the TV version, reading the books would just piss me off.

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Morgan Webb T1GN’s Gaming Goddess

Morgan Ailis Webb is host of the podcast WebbAlert (now defunct), a co-host and senior segment producer of the G4 show X-Play, and was a monthly columnist for FHM, where she contributed a monthly video game column entitled “Tips From The Gaming Goddess”. That is why who else is better suited to be a Gaming Goddess then then a hot intelligent woman that already considers herself one.

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Last night, The Daily Show decided to put a bunch of Staten Islanders in a room and asked them to prove the borough’s ability to produce a Supreme Court Justice, because we are the only borough in NYC to not be represented in the Supreme Court. But who cares about that, our very own Captain America a.k.a. Joe So Delicious (from over at emiliosparks.com and The Emilio Sparks Experience) appeared in the segment, and pretty much stole the show!

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Can anyone fill me in on this, I’m pretty much clueless on baseball stuffs.

Seems to me like it was just a pitch that got away and the batter just plain overreacted.

via Deadspin

Kim Kardashian For Prestige Mag.

Kim Kardashina is on the cover of Prestige  Magazine Draped in Nude men, with a Spiky ensemble.

Converse X DC Comics Collection Spring 2011

Converse and DC Comics have come together for a collection due out Spring 2011. The collection of footwear in their famous Chuck Taylor design features the stars of the iconic comic book brand, who is celebrating their 75th anniversary. Hit the jump for more kicks from the collection.

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Cloudkicker Summer/Fall 2010 Lookbook

This summer I was given the opportunity to represent for the brand that has believed in me since day 1, Cloudkicker Original.

“Hey friends! As the summer flew right by us all, fellow teammate/photographer Evan Brockettcaptured terrific shots of our TEAMwhile wearing pieces from our Summer Collection. Now I know the whole deal with look-books, seasons, and all that. But I feel this situation is different.I look at these photos and it reminds me how positive and eventful this past summer was. Yes, we could have shot the whole thing in 1 day some time last May, but why? EVERYONE on our team has worked very hard this year and has grown in our own respective ways. We all motivate, inspire, and assist each other. By looking at these photos I see growth and progression. This look-book captures a very interesting and changing time in our lives and marks a chapter in Cloud Kicker history.- Cloudkickers”

Hit the jump to see the rest of the visuals.

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Nikki CoXXX Says: Breaking News: Men Can Be Stage Five Clingers, Too

We are on the verge of 2011, and our society is still flooded with double standards.  The idea of what’s considered, “acceptable,” depending on if you have a penis or a vagina between your legs, kind of makes me want to laugh, cry and punch a hole in the wall all at the same time.  For example: The Stage Five Clinger.

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Olivia Munn T1GN’s Gaming Goddess

I LOVE Olivia Munn and not because she is gorgeous, I means that is a factor but more so because she is funny as shit. Continue reading “Olivia Munn T1GN’s Gaming Goddess” »

The Great Super Hero Debate

My Xbox 360 is almost always on, and anyone that knows me can vouch for this fact.  You may also know that if I am not playing a game I am usually watching Netflix; it’s the only two things I use my Xbox for.  Netflix is probably one of the best investments that I have made, because I love to watch beyond low budget movies to the point that they probably shouldn’t have even been made (especially in my favorite genre, horror). Continue reading “The Great Super Hero Debate” »

Mega Hype! Yogi Bear On The Big Screen

Oh shit, are y’all excited about the new Yogi Bear movie? The first promotional poster was given the big reveal by Warner Brothers last night. Yes! The demand for this flick has been way high, dawg. Like everybody wanted a Yogi Bear film…espesh in 3D. It’s finally coming out in December! And in the same week TRON: Legacy gets released. Merry Christmas to everybody! I know what I’m seeing that week, motherfuckers. Fuckin’ Tron is for fags.

Dan Akroyd and Justin Timberlake are the big selling points for this. Not gonna lie…I’m def excited about sweet JT as Boo Boo. My fingers are crossed for mad Timberlake bangers on the soundtrack. Also, it looks like Dr. Ray Stantz is following in the footsteps of his old Ghostbuster pal, Bill Murray, by voicing an iconic animal. The Garfield movies were excellent pieces of cinema, so Dannyboy needs to step the fuck up here. Check out the trailer! OMFGahh.

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SUNDAY LOVE !!!!

Assume the Position

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Sexlopedia: Porny Moment

A Porny Moment is the opposite of a corny moment.  It is when you are just being you, doing your thing, and something that could have totally started a porn or was done in a porn happens.

The lines you never thought would work on a woman, turns out to work.  You go to her swanky home and find out she is a total knockout, awesome in bed, has a hot tub, MILF.  True Story.

Waiting for the cable guy to come so you finally have internet/cable in your new apartment, and he turns out to be h – o – t! So… you fuck, and he hooks you up with stuff.  True Story.

You go to a massage parlor for a legitimate back massage, and she goes for the rub-n-tug… so you take a rain check.  She is excited for being respected and gives you her number… now you’re dating an insanely hot Latin woman, with great hands.  True Story.

You have a crush on your friend’s girlfriend, normally you’d never go for it but you notice they are arguing about something.  Curiosity gets the best of you men – and you find out they want to see who gives the better blow job.  You swap, and find out she swallows. True Story.

As you can see -I’ve collected (and had plenty) Porny Moments, so stay tuned.

Do you have a Porny Moment to share?

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Check This Out: POP! Faces

POP celebs past and present, www.thepopfaces.com
Created by Yee Wong
Photography by Joshua Scott, www.joshuascottphoto.com
Video Production by Ben Gonyo

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FLAM’s Fashion Fail: Flip Flops

Flip flops are usually pretty gross. Wearing them at the beach is A-ok. Putting them on in your own home is totally acceptable. Getting the mail, and walking your dog? Also fine. But hanging out in public with flip flops is a bad look. Why not wear cooler footwear to max out your outfit? It’s so disappointing to see a beautiful girl wear a sexy dress and cheap Old Navy flip flops. People shouldn’t wear them while sporting nice clothes. You ever ask a girl out on a date, and she comes out wearing flops? It’s fucked up!

If you absolutely must wear flip flops cause you’re effin lazy, at least mix them up and wear clean ones. Those nasty once white but now brown/black flimsy sandals are filthy. Show some goddamn respect for yourselves.

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Lindsay Lohan Does Complex

Emilio Sparks found the hot pics of  Lindsay Lohan pre-jail time for Complex magazine. Check out the rest of her pics here.

Dear Jane: Will Anal Sex Make Me Crap The Bed?

Is your girl afraid of anal? Read this post with her and maybe she will feel more conftorable about it.

Basics:

Anal sex for the weary is an all day process.  You’ll want to eat right that day so your body easily eliminates (you take a really good poop that day before sex).

Preparation can include:

Shaving your ass if you’re self conscious about hair, and giving yourself a cleansing enema.

When buying an enema you want a simple set up.  Spill out the solution they give you in the bottles, it is better to just use warm water.  You’ll want to rinse your body out a couple of times till you are satisfied with the liquid coming out of your body from the enema.  You could do this all in your shower, but remember that it is all going down the drain pipes – you are better off doing the enema process on the toilet (with a good book while you wait).

Don’t wash out more than 5 times, in my opinion, this starts to agitate your bowels.

You cannot skip this step. Play with a butt plug, or a dildo and a good silicone lubricant.  This will relax your sphincter muscles.  What porno isn’t showing you before those women take it in the ass, is the prep they do before hand with toys.

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MJ Speaks On Miami Heat Trio

Thanks to Kidd Future for finding this!

Average DAPS Reader: Now Has a Reason To Be Snobby About His Drug Stashes

I’m just kidding guys, you don’t do drugs. Drugs are illegal, which is why if you DID do them, you’d have to hide them. From your parents, your grubby roommate, your landlord, the police, everyone.

We all know the typical hiding spots, under the mattress, the back of your nightstand, in the oldest sock in your sock drawer, that weird little compartment in your dashboard that no one knows about… these are common knowledge. You need to step your stash game up.

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ALIFE: Public Naval Leather Slipons

EmilioSparks knows his fashion. Check out these awesome kicks that would look fresh with a nice pair of jeans and blazer.

Taking design cues from both the Vans Era and the Slip-On, the ALIFE crew created a plimsoll-style sneaker that is built from premium leather. It follows a minimalist theme, featuring faux eyelets, an elastic tongue, and cork insoles. A red heel tab adds a nice pop of color, and the quality construction ensures you’ll be comfortable throughout your day. $110

Preview: Big Boi’s New Album Now

Kidd Future gives us a preview on Big Boi’s album expected to drop soon.

Preview Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty, the new solo album from OutKast’s Big Boi now. The album is streaming in full at Big Boi’s MySpace. Yes that social network, you know the one thats only good for music now. The album is out a week from today everywhere.

Possible Rebirth of Mortal Kombat

Sean at www.T1Gn.com found an awesome video for the new Mortal Kombat video game. Check it out here.

So, I came across this video on both Youtube and Destructiod, and it is AWESOME!  Nearly 8 minutes of greatness, this is how it should have been done.

This was made to try and sell Warner Bros. on the director vision of Mortal Kombat.  Some “big name stars”, bad ass action sequences, and killer realistic back-stories, if Warner Bros decides to made up and make this it is sure to be Summer Blockbuster Gold.

I’ve got the iPhone 4 and Now You Have This Review of It

Despite waiting on line for 7 hours yesterday at the Staten Island Mall, I’m very happy with my new iPhone. So here’s a straight to the point review I’ve put together.

Editor’s note: I’d like to apologize if this comes off as “fanboyish” but I’m genuinely impressed with the phone.

The First Narrow Light House

Christopher Bennett over at emiliosparks.com found a house that is being considered the first narrow light house ever.

Jane Says: Surprising Your Partner Is Good Pt 1

Need to know about sex? Take a trip over to SexPert JaneBlow and she will help you with anything you need to know. Check out this awesome article.

If you’re trying to add some spice to your relationship, it is a good thing as long as you take little steps.  Many people go to adult shops with the idea of bringing home something exciting but get overwhelmed by how much “stuff” is available. But I can help you, so that when you go back home there isn’t a case of the blind leading the blind!

Backbreaker Demo Review

Fellow staffer Craig wrote an awesome review for T1GN. Make sure you check it out.

So finally the Backbreaker demo is here. Me being a demo whore I had to download it as soon as it came out. This game has been talked about for a few years now and always getting pushed back due to uncertain reasons. So I loaded it and started the exhibition game right away,ready to break some tackles and score! Well I was in for a surprise. If you are expecting NFL Blitz then this is not the game for you. If you are expecting Madden well this is definitely not the game for you.

I recommend anyone who plays the demo to start with the training mode first to get the controls down pat. The controls are very different than any football game I have played. After playing a few games I got the hang of it but it was not what I was expecting. I think this game will be a failure at launch since it will give everyone false hope of a game better than Madden.

The Good:

• The gaming engine is amazing.
• Running is finally easier than passing.

The Bad:

• All players move the same.
• Passing the ball is not easy.
• No real teams/players.

I don’t see this game making an impact in the market. I rather play NFL Blitz or Madden.

Quick thoughts on E3 2010

Our friend Davy over at nerdpundit.com wrote a great review on the E3 2010. Be sure to check it out.

With Microsoft and Sony playing catch-up to Nintendo each with their own version of motion control, it was easy for Nintendo to steal the bacon. While Sony and Microsoft both attempted to wow us with their new hardware, which promises to make us feel more physically invested and involved in games, Nintendo instead focused on games. Promising a new Zelda, new Kirby, a new Donkey Kong Country, new Metroid, and a remake of Goldeneye 007.

I’m not trying to say that Microsoft and Sony didn’t give us anything to be excited about because they certainly did. Microsoft’s main highlights were when they debuted sequels to their most popular franchises Halo and Gears of War. Gears of War 3 is going to feature 4 player campaign mode which looks pretty awesome. Sony’s biggest highlights came from sequels to their younger franchises Infamous, Dead Space, and Little Big Planet. As well as a return of an old classic, Twisted Metal, whose multiplayer features might have you busy for hours.

We’re coming to a changing of the guard, where developers are excited to be rid of the confines of the typical controller, and are now experimenting with the limits of motion control games. Unfortunately we might have to endure a slew of crappy games until the industry molds to what works and what doesn’t. It would be foolish think there wasn’t a learning curve with these things. One motion control game that worries me is The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. I’m concerned about gamer’s stamina. To exhaust a Zelda title of all of its features can at times take 40+ hours. When the effort of a sword swing, bomb throw, or arrow shot is increased from a simple button combination to actual motions done performed by you, I worry that those 2-4 hour games will be a lot more tiring. Tiring to the point where effort verse return value might slip to the other side of the proverbial line, because if this happens and the effort of playing the game is greater than the entertainment value received from playing it then we’re going to see a lot of unfinished quests. This would be a terrible thing. I’m hoping in the future that there will be two types of games in for each system, motion control games and classic controller games, because sometimes I just want to sit back relax and let my character do all the work.

What was the most disappointing or exciting parts of E3 for you?

It is your SKIN!

With the coming of summer there are many people out there excited to start shedding the winter layers and baring some skin.  This is an exciting time of year for many, especially the sexually imaginative looking at your beautiful cleavage and wondering what you feel like in their bed.  I just hope you (guys) realize that we’re lookin’ at you too.

But how do you get people to want to touch you?  By having great skin.  I could tell you which store bought lotions have worked for me, and which are clinically proven to blah blah blah, I could even remind you that I just did an Earthly Body post BUT I’m not going to.

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There are many companies out there trying to ride the HEMP wave, but Earthly Body is succeeding with flying colors (smoke signals?) if you ask me.  They are even on their way to help prevent the spread of HPV.

Earthly Body is recognized by PETA as one of their “Good Guys” because their entire line is vegan safe.  Yep, that’s right, no vegans were harmed in the making of these products (sorry, couldn’t help myself).  They are also featured in Nails, Allure, Women’s World magazines.

No you cannot get high from using these products, but you will get to enjoy the omega 3 fatty acids found in natural hemp oil conditioning your skin and sex life.

I was recently at an East Coast News (ECN) seminar in NJ and Earthly Body was there showing off for the crowd.  It was just like attending a Toy Party for professionals.  Products were passed around and we got to hear the benefits, and touch, rub and smell the products.   Glow Industries and DonWands have teamed up with this company (for about 4 years now), and that was where I was first introduced; I have to say that Earthly Body does an awesome job with their natural fun products.

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Am I right? Check out the rest of Halima’s pics here on DAPS.

Over at Asylum today there’s a veritable college curriculum professing 15 different ways that one could open a bottle of beer. I’m going to dump the three I believe DAPS readers will be most interested in right here in this post:

First, here’s some chick opening up a bottle of beer for a game of pool beer pong, WITH HER TIT!:

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Younicorn is brought to you by the fantastical folks at mono, who firmly believe in the magic of simplicity, and that everyone looks better with a long, pointy horn growing out of their head.

The wizards of development were PopLife. They added their special blend of sparkles and potions to help us make Younicorn even Younicornier (via Younicornme.com)

Just look at how awesome it made Adam (of ska/punk outfit Avon Junkies) look!

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As you can see from my call sign, I am Irish. Not 100% Irish, but a handsome, seabiscuit-like endowed half egyptian, half irish hybrid. With this Irish DNA coursing through my vas deferens, I am automatically qualified to give you tips on having a fun St. Patricks day, and as it were, I can also give you an in depth analysis of the transvestite culture in ancient Egypt, but I digress.

St. Patricks day is all about the three B’s.… Beer, Bitches, & Blunt force trauma

BEER

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Here is the newly released “making of” video that pretty much makes the whole pointless idea seem a little more pointless. (feel free to FFW through this garbage.)

Yawn.

Let me just say something here; I love the internet and shit because it’s like, how I learn stuff and look at ladys falling and screaming and stuff. But this whole “We are doing shit only so you blog about it because we want the free press” thing is getting old. And by old I mean that everyone sucks at it.

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Today in Awesomeness we have one of the greatest combinations in the history of man. Like peanut butter and chocolate, and garfield and odie before them, I give you KITTENS AND BOOBIES.

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Remember the Degocast? Well it kinda went under the knife, removed some lumps, got calf implants and re-emerged from the operating room a new show. Enter The Emilio Sparks Experience.

This first episode covers life-changing topics such as Thor vs. Jesus, Phone Sex, Grandparents, and forcibly making your producer’s girlfriend look at your co-host’s massive genitalia.

This episode also features music from Emilio’s Kicks, Chicks, and Porno Flicks by Esso, and Mike Posner.

Listen to the show at Emilio’s Blog.