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FLAM’s Fashion Fail: Slouch Beanies

Silly hats continue to be popular. From hipster baseball caps to obnoxious fedoras to mohawk caps, people enjoy looking really stupid. That whole “I wear this cause it’s cold out” excuse is kinda bullshit, since people wear slouchy beanies all year round. Again, people get a kick out of looking crazy. Hipster girls are usually the only demographic that can pull this look off….occasionally. I get it, the bohemian look is in. But why cover your beautiful hair, ladies? Especially with such big hats? Bad hair day? Surely not! Let it all out.

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Kanye West announces Album Release date

The “So Appalled” songstress, and creator of G.O.O.D Music has set a release date for his new album. The “fashion guru” of hip-hop’s album is set to release on November 22nd, 2010. This is the date a week before we see Nicki Minaj’s debut album.

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Do Men Wax?

Last week, Carlo over at DAPS.tv went to Dyanna Body and Nail Spa and got a Brazilian Wax.

Man, oh man. What a week. What a hairless and wild week.

I’ve always felt like all of those sexy women you see on the tv, except now I look like one.

As you probably already know, I was invited to Dyanna Body and Nail Spa to check out their waxing situation and when I couldn’t decide on what to wax, you guys made it very very clear thatyou hate me and wish to laugh at my expense. But that’s all cool with me, so no biggie.

Well last week I headed over to Dyanna Body and Nail Spa and met the whole gang, got waxed back into pre-pubescence and had an overall wonderful time. It was so fun, that a video was made:

Introducing Learn Something! with Carlo Episode 1: Brazilian Waxing

To recap, my Brazilian waxing went very smoothly, and was more or less painless (save for a few specific places). The staff at Dyanna made me feel very comfortable, and at home, and relaxed enough to let a complete stranger pull hair out of my butt crack after pouring hot wax in it.

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Is Justin Bieber Our Generation’s Kurt Cobain??

We here at DAPS firmly believe he is. However, the negative Nancies on the interwebs are in a total uproar over this. Just accept it!!!

He’s here, He’s queer, we just have to get used to him.

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Nicki Minaj Does Complex Mag

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The Human Centipede Has Finally Gotten A Porn Parody.

Wait, it wasn’t a porn to begin with? LOL J/K… it’s an amazing film.

We’ve all either seen the film or read my review of the Human Centipede by now, so we don’t have to get into the source material again. However, you need to understand that it has finally reached legitimacy now that a porn parody is being released.

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Emilio Sparks Interviews Yelawolf

“The Charlie Rose of Hip Hop” Emilio Sparks (OMFG thats me) interviews Yelawolf. We discuss tattoos, tattoos on girls, beer and other alcoholic goodies, jim Morrison, Robert Downey Jr & comparisons to Eminem. I like the karate stance im doing in the screen shot before the interview plays.

Directed by Evan Brockett

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Check Out: Average DAPS Reader: Ends Up On The Daily Show Propagating Italian Stereotypes

Staten Island, DAPS’ home base, is widely known for it’s guidos. Seriously, we make the best ones.

Last night, The Daily Show decided to put a bunch of Staten Islanders in a room and asked them to prove the borough’s ability to produce a Supreme Court Justice, because we are the only borough in NYC to not be represented in the Supreme Court. But who cares about that, our very own Captain America a.k.a. Joe So Delicious (from over at emiliosparks.com and The Emilio Sparks Experience) appeared in the segment, and pretty much stole the show!

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Staten Island Supreme Court Justice
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

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Bro, If Baseballers Keep Losing Their Temper Like This, Then I’ll Start Actually Caring About The National Pastime

Can anyone fill me in on this, I’m pretty much clueless on baseball stuffs.

Seems to me like it was just a pitch that got away and the batter just plain overreacted.

via Deadspin

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Mega Hype! Yogi Bear On The Big Screen

Oh shit, are y’all excited about the new Yogi Bear movie? The first promotional poster was given the big reveal by Warner Brothers last night. Yes! The demand for this flick has been way high, dawg. Like everybody wanted a Yogi Bear film…espesh in 3D. It’s finally coming out in December! And in the same week TRON: Legacy gets released. Merry Christmas to everybody! I know what I’m seeing that week, motherfuckers. Fuckin’ Tron is for fags.

Dan Akroyd and Justin Timberlake are the big selling points for this. Not gonna lie…I’m def excited about sweet JT as Boo Boo. My fingers are crossed for mad Timberlake bangers on the soundtrack. Also, it looks like Dr. Ray Stantz is following in the footsteps of his old Ghostbuster pal, Bill Murray, by voicing an iconic animal. The Garfield movies were excellent pieces of cinema, so Dannyboy needs to step the fuck up here. Check out the trailer! OMFGahh.

Thanks Flam!!

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Our network is full of really great bloggers and writers. Some of us have great advice or find some really cool stuff on the Internet. Check out some of the great posts that we wrote this week.

FLAM’s Fashion Fail: Flip Flops

Flip flops are usually pretty gross. Wearing them at the beach is A-ok. Putting them on in your own home is totally acceptable. Getting the mail, and walking your dog? Also fine. But hanging out in public with flip flops is a bad look. Why not wear cooler footwear to max out your outfit? It’s so disappointing to see a beautiful girl wear a sexy dress and cheap Old Navy flip flops. People shouldn’t wear them while sporting nice clothes. You ever ask a girl out on a date, and she comes out wearing flops? It’s fucked up!

If you absolutely must wear flip flops cause you’re effin lazy, at least mix them up and wear clean ones. Those nasty once white but now brown/black flimsy sandals are filthy. Show some goddamn respect for yourselves.

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Lindsay Lohan Does Complex

Emilio Sparks found the hot pics of  Lindsay Lohan pre-jail time for Complex magazine. Check out the rest of her pics here.

Dear Jane: Will Anal Sex Make Me Crap The Bed?

Is your girl afraid of anal? Read this post with her and maybe she will feel more conftorable about it.

Basics:

Anal sex for the weary is an all day process.  You’ll want to eat right that day so your body easily eliminates (you take a really good poop that day before sex).

Preparation can include:

Shaving your ass if you’re self conscious about hair, and giving yourself a cleansing enema.

When buying an enema you want a simple set up.  Spill out the solution they give you in the bottles, it is better to just use warm water.  You’ll want to rinse your body out a couple of times till you are satisfied with the liquid coming out of your body from the enema.  You could do this all in your shower, but remember that it is all going down the drain pipes – you are better off doing the enema process on the toilet (with a good book while you wait).

Don’t wash out more than 5 times, in my opinion, this starts to agitate your bowels.

You cannot skip this step. Play with a butt plug, or a dildo and a good silicone lubricant.  This will relax your sphincter muscles.  What porno isn’t showing you before those women take it in the ass, is the prep they do before hand with toys.

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MJ Speaks On Miami Heat Trio

Thanks to Kidd Future for finding this!

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Our friend Carlo from DAPS found this awesome video. It’s an add for awesome things you can buy for your home to hide your ish. Check it out below.

Average DAPS Reader: Now Has a Reason To Be Snobby About His Drug Stashes

I’m just kidding guys, you don’t do drugs. Drugs are illegal, which is why if you DID do them, you’d have to hide them. From your parents, your grubby roommate, your landlord, the police, everyone.

We all know the typical hiding spots, under the mattress, the back of your nightstand, in the oldest sock in your sock drawer, that weird little compartment in your dashboard that no one knows about… these are common knowledge. You need to step your stash game up.

Secret Stash from yiting cheng on Vimeo.

ALIFE: Public Naval Leather Slipons

EmilioSparks knows his fashion. Check out these awesome kicks that would look fresh with a nice pair of jeans and blazer.

Taking design cues from both the Vans Era and the Slip-On, the ALIFE crew created a plimsoll-style sneaker that is built from premium leather. It follows a minimalist theme, featuring faux eyelets, an elastic tongue, and cork insoles. A red heel tab adds a nice pop of color, and the quality construction ensures you’ll be comfortable throughout your day. $110

Preview: Big Boi’s New Album Now

Kidd Future gives us a preview on Big Boi’s album expected to drop soon.

Preview Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty, the new solo album from OutKast’s Big Boi now. The album is streaming in full at Big Boi’s MySpace. Yes that social network, you know the one thats only good for music now. The album is out a week from today everywhere.

Possible Rebirth of Mortal Kombat

Sean at www.T1Gn.com found an awesome video for the new Mortal Kombat video game. Check it out here.

So, I came across this video on both Youtube and Destructiod, and it is AWESOME!  Nearly 8 minutes of greatness, this is how it should have been done.

This was made to try and sell Warner Bros. on the director vision of Mortal Kombat.  Some “big name stars”, bad ass action sequences, and killer realistic back-stories, if Warner Bros decides to made up and make this it is sure to be Summer Blockbuster Gold.

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Carlo over at DAPS wrote a kick-ass review on the new iPhone 4G. Take a look at his review before you blow it off & wait for the next one.

I’ve got the iPhone 4 and Now You Have This Review of It

Despite waiting on line for 7 hours yesterday at the Staten Island Mall, I’m very happy with my new iPhone. So here’s a straight to the point review I’ve put together.

Editor’s note: I’d like to apologize if this comes off as “fanboyish” but I’m genuinely impressed with the phone.


The First Narrow Light House

Christopher Bennett over at emiliosparks.com found a house that is being considered the first narrow light house ever.


Jane Says: Surprising Your Partner Is Good Pt 1

Need to know about sex? Take a trip over to SexPert JaneBlow and she will help you with anything you need to know. Check out this awesome article.

If you’re trying to add some spice to your relationship, it is a good thing as long as you take little steps.  Many people go to adult shops with the idea of bringing home something exciting but get overwhelmed by how much “stuff” is available. But I can help you, so that when you go back home there isn’t a case of the blind leading the blind!

Backbreaker Demo Review

Fellow staffer Craig wrote an awesome review for T1GN. Make sure you check it out.

So finally the Backbreaker demo is here. Me being a demo whore I had to download it as soon as it came out. This game has been talked about for a few years now and always getting pushed back due to uncertain reasons. So I loaded it and started the exhibition game right away,ready to break some tackles and score! Well I was in for a surprise. If you are expecting NFL Blitz then this is not the game for you. If you are expecting Madden well this is definitely not the game for you.

I recommend anyone who plays the demo to start with the training mode first to get the controls down pat. The controls are very different than any football game I have played. After playing a few games I got the hang of it but it was not what I was expecting. I think this game will be a failure at launch since it will give everyone false hope of a game better than Madden.

The Good:

  • The gaming engine is amazing.
  • Running is finally easier than passing.

The Bad:

  • All players move the same.
  • Passing the ball is not easy.
  • No real teams/players.

I don’t see this game making an impact in the market. I rather play NFL Blitz or Madden.

Quick thoughts on E3 2010

Our friend Davy over at nerdpundit.com wrote a great review on the E3 2010. Be sure to check it out.

With Microsoft and Sony playing catch-up to Nintendo each with their own version of motion control, it was easy for Nintendo to steal the bacon. While Sony and Microsoft both attempted to wow us with their new hardware, which promises to make us feel more physically invested and involved in games, Nintendo instead focused on games. Promising a new Zelda, new Kirby, a new Donkey Kong Country, new Metroid, and a remake of Goldeneye 007.

I’m not trying to say that Microsoft and Sony didn’t give us anything to be excited about because they certainly did. Microsoft’s main highlights were when they debuted sequels to their most popular franchises Halo and Gears of War. Gears of War 3 is going to feature 4 player campaign mode which looks pretty awesome. Sony’s biggest highlights came from sequels to their younger franchises InfamousDead Space, and Little Big Planet. As well as a return of an old classic, Twisted Metal, whose multiplayer features might have you busy for hours.

We’re coming to a changing of the guard, where developers are excited to be rid of the confines of the typical controller, and are now experimenting with the limits of motion control games. Unfortunately we might have to endure a slew of crappy games until the industry molds to what works and what doesn’t. It would be foolish think there wasn’t a learning curve with these things. One motion control game that worries me is The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. I’m concerned about gamer’s stamina. To exhaust a Zelda title of all of its features can at times take 40+ hours. When the effort of a sword swing, bomb throw, or arrow shot is increased from a simple button combination to actual motions done performed by you, I worry that those 2-4 hour games will be a lot more tiring. Tiring to the point where effort verse return value might slip to the other side of the proverbial line, because if this happens and the effort of playing the game is greater than the entertainment value received from playing it then we’re going to see a lot of unfinished quests. This would be a terrible thing. I’m hoping in the future that there will be two types of games in for each system, motion control games and classic controller games, because sometimes I just want to sit back relax and let my character do all the work.

What was the most disappointing or exciting parts of E3 for you?

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