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This Guy Sucks: The Situation

I’m sick of these Jersey Shore idiots. Not everyone in the world is like you. Please stop acting like asses. Especially you Mike, making $5 million this year for being on a TV show that sucks. On top of it all, you are going on Dancing With The Stars. I would rather see Bill Gates, Mike Tyson, or even myself than you.

Please don’t go around telling everyone that you’re the underdog of DWTS because you’re not. You know why? Because you have this mass following for no reason that will vote for you.

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THIS GUY SUCKS: Tom Brady

How I despise you Tom Brady. Not only because I am a die-hard New York Jet fan, but you have the one of the biggest mouths in the NFL. What aggravates me about you the most is that during a game, you keep your lousy mouth shut. All your trash talk is in the press. At least Ochocinco backs his trash talk up when he is on the field.

In an interview with Brady on Boston sports radio when he was asked if he has been watching Hard Knocks on HBO. “Honestly, I haven’t turned it on,” Brady said. “I hate the Jets, so I refuse to support that show. I’m sure it’s great TV. I’m glad people are liking it. But that’s just something that I have no interest in watching. I’d love to say a lot of mean things, but I’d rather not do that, either.”

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This Guy Sucks: Francisco Rodriguez

Being a New York Yankee fan all my life, I hated when K-Rod used to pitch for the Angels. He was somewhat of a Yankee killer, but when he came to the New York Mets, I was OK with it, since he was out of the A.L. Division and the Mets could use all the help they could get.

Mr. K-Rod, after last weeks incident of getting into a fight with your girlfriends father, you hurt your little thumb. Well, hurting your thumb has now landed you with getting surgery and also a restraining order that prevents you from entering the home or visiting your children without permission from Family Court.

You just K-Rod yourself.

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This Guy Sucks: Fantasia Barrino

I know, I know, it’s a chick this week. And let me tell you, she deserves the title. Who OD’s on aspirin & an over the counter sleep aid? She states that she took the medication to sleep because of the recent law-suit she is involved in with her on-again off-again boyfriend Antwaun Cook, who happens to be married. UT OH Fantasia! Don’t you know better than to get involved with a married man? Maybe he should be this weeks This Guy Sucks.

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This Guy Sucks: Brett Favre

Dear Brett Fave:

Please make up your mind. I am sick and tired of hearing about if you are or aren’t going to retire every dam season. I was quite excited that you were signed by the New York Jets two years ago, since I am a fan, and was sadly disappointed with how the season turned out. You just needed to go somewhere for one year until you could get to the Vikings. Did you really have to show that you didn’t care you were there every time you stepped out onto the field and played like crap? You should have at last tried to make it a good season.

I can’t stand the fact that before every season, the focus goes to you and your decision. Don’t open your mouth unless you know what your decision is, please.

Yours Truly,

A disgruntled Jet fan.

Editors Note: I am a huge football fan, I’m not some girl who doesn’t know what she is talking about.

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This Guy Sucks: Mark David Chapman

First off, let me say I’m a Beatles fan. Not a huge Beatles fan like me buy everything in existence, but a fan that I know their music and some random facts. Did you know The Beatles were going to lend their voices for the Disney movie The Jungle Book, but they dropped out at the last moment?

Many do not know him by name but Mark David Chapman is the person/animal who killed John Lennon. Chapman, 55, is serving a sentence of 20 years to life in prison for the shooting death of Lennon outside his New York City apartment on December 8, 1980. A few years ago Chapman, was up for parole but was denied “due to concern for the public safety and welfare.” Guess what? He is up for parole again and Yoko Ono wants it denied.

Well Duh!!!

He killed John Lennon. I honestly think for Mark’s well being and safety, he should stay in jail. Some crazy Beatles fan might try to have him killed.

Sorry Mark, I know you are sorry, but I think you should stay in jail and enjoy your time there.

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This Guy Sucks: Tim McCarver

With me being a baseball fan, I had the pleasure of listening to the great Bob Sheppard, Joe Morgan, Joe Buck, Michael Kay and “other announcers call Yankee games.” Recently Tim McCarver went overboard. How do you compare a former coach of the New York Yankees to a World War II leader? You can’t. You don’t. World War II was a horrible war from the bombing of Pearl Harbor to the Germans and concentration camps. For those who don’t know this is what Tim said during the Old-Timer Days on Saturday:

“You remember some of those despotic leaders in World War II, primarily in Russia and Germany, where they used to take those pictures that they had … taken of former generals who were no longer alive, they had shot ‘em,” McCarver said Saturday. “They would airbrush the pictures, and airbrushed the generals out of the pictures. In a sense, that’s what the Yankees have done with Joe Torre. They have airbrushed his legacy. I mean, there’s no sign of Joe Torre at the Stadium. And that’s ridiculous. I don’t understand it.”–Taken from espn.com

“Tim what is wrong with you?!” Yes I understand the Yankees did not mention Joe Torre. I was there, but you don’t say something like that!

Your apology was only sub-par. You deserve to take the walk of shame into the depth of hell.

Regards: The Person Who Will Still Listen To You To Make Fun of You.

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This Guy Sucks: Mel Gibson

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Hi.

My name is Mel Gibson and I have 8 children. 7 with my ex-wife and 1 with my ex-girlfriend. I have problems with remaining sober and I like to yell at my ex-girlfriend. During the filming of Lethal Weapon 2 I used to drink 5 pints of beer for breakfast. I have a lot of issues. I really don’t know how to solve my issues. I wish someone will help me.

Maybe the recording of me here http://perezhilton.com/2010-07-12-more-mel-gibson-ranting-leaked-threatens-to-kill-baby-momma will give everyone a better view of me. I swear I’m a great guy once you get to know me.

I know my career is over but I think of it this way, I went out with a bang.

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This Guy Sucks: LeBron James

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Yes I said it. The All-Mighty King James.  He is causing all this hoopla about what team he will be playing for in the 2010-2011 NBA Season. Just pick a team. Don’t make us wait ‘til Thursday at 9pm to announce it. The Knicks, Cavs, Nets and Heat all want a piece of you and I understand but come on guy – you are not Michael Jordan. I don’t even think he caused as much hoopla when he was playing.

I’m not a huge basketball fan but I will say that this will be awesome for NY.  However I hope we don’t put our other NY Superstars in the dark and only focus on “The King.”

Side Note: Don’t you actually have to win something to be called “The King”?

Special Thanks to @augiemania

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This Guy Sicks!: Tony Hayward

There are a lot of guyʼs who suck out there. I mean thereʼs Chris Brown, 50 Cent, my alcoholic Uncle Tony (we all have one), your boss, but you Tony Hayward have been awarded our This Guy Sucks award for the week. You are looking at the man who said “They are dealing with the cleanup and compensation to those affected, and while they have been dealing with it, their initial efforts also highlight that they’re ultimately looking out for themselves.”  Which basically means “I only care about myself and this sucks for everyone else.” Who couldn’t care about the people who died, damages, and the animals?

Who could not care about this? So from me to you Mr. Hayward, YOU SUCK!

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