Assuming that you have taken the advice from Brendan and Lauren, you have actually convinced a girl to come spend the night at your place. You’ve made sure you have the essentials- big comfy graphic t-shirt, an extra toothbrush & your bachelor pad is clean- and you’re feeling confident that the night will be fireworks.
So you and this smokin’ hot girl enter your pad. You both sit down on the couch and things start to heat up when suddenly she says, “I need to go freshen up.” Now if you’ve taken all the advice we’ve given you so far, which is why she’s at your pad in the first place, it could backfire at this very moment. It doesn’t matter how clean the apartment itself is, but is your bathroom clean? Did you remember to take your dirty, smelly, sweaty gym clothes off the floor and put them in your laundry basket? Do you even have a laundry basket? No girl wants to step into a bathroom that smells like the locker room, has toothpaste splattered all over the mirror, the roll of toilet paper is on the floor…and where’s the soap?
The times your mom yelled at you and said, “Don’t leave your nasty underwear and smelly socks on the floor!” she knew what she was talking about. So if you’ve been properly trained and your bathroom doesn’t smell and look like a public bathroom, this smokin’ hot babe will come back after she freshens up and be so turned on by the fact that you have a clean bathroom she will rock your socks.
But if your bathroom needs some work, which I’m sure it could use SOME no matter how clean you think you are, there are a few inexpensive, simple ways to keep your bathroom clean and smelling nice – a benefit for you and your lady friends, and you will still have some beer money leftover.
1. Air Freshener- Renuzit is your best bet. At most stores it’s less than $1.50 and comes in a variety of scents. And the best part? You don’t have to remember to spray it, with your busy life. Just open, place on the counter and enjoy!
2. Bathroom Cleaner- Mildew is NOT your friend. A few sprays of this bad boy and the swipe of a sponge and your bathroom will be twinkling clean. No toothpaste residue! (And it couldn’t hurt to leave it next to the toilet so she knows you’ve been cleaning.)
3. Since you went out and bought a toothbrush like Lauren told you too, you need somewhere to put it other than laying it on the sink, which isn’t attractive. Hit up your local Walmart, Kmart or Target and get a set like this. It will help keep your sink clean and organized. And while your there, pick up some soap for the soap dispenser- it’s not decoration. We want to know the hands your touching us with are clean!
That was cheap and easy wasn’t it? Now you can have confidence that after she leaves the bathroom she’ll come running back to you, not running for the front door!
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