Chiefs VS Bears- The difference in this game was a halftime Hail Mary that the Chiefs were able to convert.  We watched possibly the 2 worst quarterbacks the NFL has to offer and Caleb Hanie out sucked Tyler Palko.  Also Bachelor Bible sends our condolences to Matt Forte.  I never forgave you for ruining my 2009 fantasy football season but you are not Shaun Alexander and I would never root for you to get injured before you got the big contract you deserve.

Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!

Miami VS Oakland- This game ended 34-14 and was not as close as the score would lead you to believe.  The Dolphins went from potential #1 overall pick to frisky 6-10 team that nobody wants to play.  Also Tony Sparano should win coach of the year and yes I am super serious.  I am also really excited for somebody picking Reggie Bush in the top 4 rounds of one of my fantasy drafts next year.

New England VS Indy- The Colts beat the spread and were a successful onside kick and 30 second no time out touchdown drive away from winning this game.  That’s a moral victory if there ever was one.  Also Dan Orlovsky outperformed Tom Brady fantasy wise so please everyone who took my advice and went out and picked up Tom Brady should cut him for Dan Orlovsky.

Pittsburgh VS Cincinnati- Some teams are REAL good and some teams are fake good.  The Steelers are REAL good and the Bengals are just fake good.

Carolina VS Tampa- Cam Newton had 3 rushing touchdowns and 1 passing and will inevitably be selected way too high in your fantasy draft next year.  This is all I have because I didn’t watch any of this game.

Jets VS Redskins- Last week my Facebook feed blew up with Jet fans calling for Mark Sanchez’s head and he threw 4 touchdowns.  This week it blew up with calls for OC Brian Schotenheimer’s job.  The team ended up scoring 35 points.  Jet fans need to call out the defense next week and they will inevitably pitch a shutout.

Houston VS Atlanta- Atlanta is one of those FAKE good teams we mentioned previously.  Houston is a REAL good team with a fake good QB.

Denver VS Minnesota- With under 7 minutes remaining Denver was down 8 with the ball.  At that moment I had no doubt they would win the game, I just wasn’t sure how it would unfold.  It unfolded with Tebow leading 2 different game tying drives and then his defense picked off Christian Ponder and set up Denver for a game winning field goal.  Biggest Tebow time was taken to such a high level this week that my mom asked “Who is this Tebow guy?” 

Baltimore VS Cleveland- A few weeks ago I did a list of best running backs in football which only included Adrian Peterson.  However I also included a few honorable mentions and Ray Rice did not make the list.  Apparently he caught wind of this and decided to rush for 400 yards and 7 touchdowns.  I just want Raymond R. Rice to know that I am sorry for not including him and next time I do the best running backs alive list his name will surely be included.  The Browns managed just 3 points in this game which is 4 more than I expected.

Arizona VS Dallas- The one silver lining of being a Giant fan is that they are chasing Dallas for the NFC East title and Dallas is just as flawed as the Giants.  This game ended when Jason Garret iced his own kicker in regulation, followed by his kicker MISSING the second time.  Then in OT, Kevin Kolb threw the ball as far as his little baby arm could manage (5 yards) and Larod James Ray Stephen-Howling-Smith-D’Brickashaw-Williamson scampered 50+ yards for a game winning touchdown.  After the game Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan was quoted as saying “I eat because I’m sad and I’m sad because I eat”

This blog is full of references nobody under 20 gets

San Fran VS St Louis- John Harbough is going to win coach of the year.  Steve Spagnolo is not.  San Fran clinched the NFC West with this win which surprised me because I thought it had been clinched 6 weeks ago.

Giants VS Packers- Normally I’d be more upset but my favorite team went toe to toe with the best team in football and lost by 3.  The Giants remind me of one of my 6 fantasy football teams, “The Goodness”.  You see “The Goodness” is far and away my best team.  However we have struggled through a myriad of injuries and bad luck and are currently in 5^th place needing a win this week to sneak into the top 4 and secure playoff berth.  You see I know “The Goodness” is the best team in the league and if we just make the playoffs we will win the whole thing.  I also know the Giants are good enough to win the whole thing if they can just sneak into the playoffs.  I’m not angry with the team or the coach or the GM.  I am just hopeful that they can win out and find a spot in the playoffs because they went punch for punch with the Pats and Packers, the 2 best offenses in the NFL and went 1 for 2.  All I want is a shot at the playoffs and 1 more chance to beat Aaron Rodgers down Cherry Hill…..

Kara picked this week's girl

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood

They tell me dodge ball is wrong.  They say it encourages children to pick on the weak and that it’s a form of bullying.  I say that is liberal horseshit and that type of thinking leads to the pussification of our country.  I think we need to encourage our youngsters to play dodge ball.  It’s a game that combines strength, agility, teamwork and strategy.  Not to mention we never know when the aliens are going to come down to earth and challenge us to a game of dodge ball for intergalactic dominance, basically Space Jam but with dodge ball. 

If this ever happens we would need to devise a team in order to defeat the aliens who would obviously possess superior physical skills.  What qualities would we be looking for?  Arm strength would be the most important strength.  The easiest way to get someone out is to throw the dodge ball so hard they cannot catch it.  We also factored in, agility, catching ability and overall athleticism to make a Super Team to save our planet.  Let’s get to the team.

Bryce Harper- Bryce Harper is a former catcher so we know that catching the dodge ball wouldn’t be a problem for him.  His arm is also graded as a perfect “80” by major league baseball scouts so he has the arm strength we are looking for. 

Does this make him a 2 sport star?

Aroldis Chapman- He thows a baseball faster than anyone else in the world.  That’s all we need to know to put him on this team.

Wes Welker- He’s a former high school quarterback so he has some arm strength.  But really we chose Wes because of his quickness, agility and the fact that it seems that he has the best hands in the NFL and catching your opponent’s throw is an important part of dodge ball.

Matt Stafford- Quarterbacks obviously have a ton of experience throwing a larger ball so there will be a bunch of them on this team.  Stafford makes it because of his extreme ability to “throw ball far”.

Jeff George- Even at 40+ years of age Jeff George still has superior arm strength.  He probably has the best arm in NFL history.  Everyone who has ever seen Jeff George throw a football has fallen in love with his arm and this singular fact is the reason why Jeff George continued to get chances in the NFL despite the fact that by all accounts he was a giant douche who didn’t work very hard at football.  That makes him perfect for our team, you don’t have to read coverages at the line of scrimmage in dodge ball you just need to throw the ball hard.

Nobody looks better in training camp than Jeff George

Michael Vick- Another player with an incredibly strong arm.  See here.  He also has amazing speed and agility so he would be difficult to hit with the ball.  Plus, if he gets hit in the face with the ball everyone on earth would laugh a bit.

Mariano Rivera- This one was easy, I imagined the “Hammer of God” throwing a dodge ball the same way he throws a cutter and I’m pretty sure it would be impossible to catch.  Sometimes it is that simple.

Tim Tebow-  Sure he probably wouldn’t hit one opposing player with a ball.  Sure there are probably hundreds of potential dodge ballers who can throw harder and with more accuracy.  But we need to win this game to keep the aliens from taking us over and quite frankly there is no bigger winner in sports today than Timothy J. Tebow.  I see this coming down to the last game and Tebow being the last man standing by eliminating the aliens last few players by himself after missing every alien for the first 58 minutes of playing.

Ok maybe being Tebow is better than being Stafford

Titans VS Bucs- Welcome back Chris Johnson, we missed you.  We now have a time table for how long it takes to get back into game shape after missing all of training camp; 10 weeks.  Too bad all of your fantasy owners are in dead last after selecting you in the top 5 of their drafts.  This game ended with a 4^th and 1 in a torrential downpour with the clock running and the Bucs deciding to run one of the worst 4^th down plays I have ever seen and not only didn’t make the yard they needed they lost 3 yards.  Game: Titans.

Atlanta VS Minnesota- Roddy White went into pure Beast Mode for this game.  He had by my own estimates 290 receiving yards and 4 touchdowns.  Minnesota did their best, Percy Harvin had a big boy game but without Adrian Peterson the Vikings just didn’t have enough firepower to stay with the Falcons.

Arizona VS St. Louis- Beanie Wells sucks.  I don’t care if he had 200+ rushing yards in this game, I refuse to believe he is any good.  Patrick Peterson however is really good.  He had his 3^rd punt return of the year for a touchdown and I can promise next year that Steve Spagnuolo will have his punter kick the ball out of bounds every time and take his chances with the Cardinals offense rather than let Peterson beat him again.

Houston VS Jacksonville- Matt Leinert broke his collarbone in this game 2 weeks after Matt Schuab broke his foot.  Rumors that Brett Favre is flying to Houston are unsubstantiated.

Panthers VS Colts- The Colts gave a valiant effort but are 5 weeks away from having to engage in an awkward conversation with Peyton Manning asking him to retire so Andrew Luck can play.  Reports of a Deangelo Williams fantasy relevance sighting cannot be confirmed at this time.

Jets VS Bills-  Around 2 PM my Facebook newsfeed blew up with Jet fans calling for Mark Sanchez’s head on a platter.  In the end he threw 4 touchdowns including the game winner and his team survived another week.  However it all would have been for naught if Stevie Johnson had managed to hold onto a perfectly thrown ball from my favorite Ryan Fitzpatrick.  Johnson had 2 steps on anyone from the Jets and let the ball go right threw his hands ruining an otherwise solid performance against the world’s only shutdown corner Darrell Revis.  Maybe he will blame God again for this drop.

Oakland VS Chicago- Sebastian Janikowski kicked 6 field goals and led to a 10 minute debate as to whether that was a smart pick by the Raiders selecting him in the first round 7 years ago.  I still say no.  The game ended when the Bears backup QB was unable to execute a clock killing spike to give the team another play at the end of the game.  Weird.

Washington VS Seattle- The Seahawks were the second of my uncle’s “locks of the week”.  Naturally the Redskins not only beat the spread but also beat the Seahawks.  The lesson from this game; when you lay 4 points you better do so with a QB of a higher quality than Tavaris Jackson.

New England VS Philadelphia- The Pats laid the wood to the Eagles this week and hopefully killed any chance “The Dream Team” has of making the playoffs.  Vince Young is unable to make even the most basic throws.  This game was just a barrage of Desean Jackson and Brent Celek shaking their heads as balls bounced at their feet or flew 3 feet over their heads.  The Pats receivers feel the opposite as every ball seems to hit them perfectly in their hands in stride.  With the fantasy playoffs coming up in 2 weeks I suggest everyone who hasn’t already go grab Tom Brady as he is totally awesome.

This is the picture of a man whose quarterback cant get him the ball

Denver VS San Diego- This was my uncles 3^rd “lock of the week” and if you haven’t figured out the theme of his picks so far he LOVED the Chargers.  His logic being that the Chargers would put up too many points for Tim Tebow to even mount a comeback.  This is a solid argument but it ignores a few basic facts.  First, Phil Rivers sucks.  This is something most people outside of San Diego and his fantasy owners don’t realize yet but he does.  Also the Denver defense is really good.  It’s so good in fact that I’m sure Kyle Orton was sitting in the locker room in Kansas City bitching that he’d still be the starter in Denver if their defense played like this when he was there.  The last thing my uncle didn’t take into account was that “it’s biggest Tebow time, it’s daddy’s favorite quarterback”.  Look, I can’t explain this Tebow thing so I have chosen to just enjoy it and I recommend you do the same.

For your viewing pleasure, Nikki Cox

She was hot in the 90s, trust me

1.  LSU- Undefeated, has played the most difficult schedule to date and yet somehow is one of only 2 teams in Div 1A to not yet lose a game.  They play Arkansas this weekend and if they win they play Georgia in the SEC Championship game.   Naturally I expect them to lose to throw the BCS Shit Show into more disarray.
2. Alabama- Has only lost to LSU.  They have the fast track to the National Title game at this current time.  Most likely scenario: they beat Auburn this weekend and then beat LSU in the National Title Game leading to 750,876 columns the following week and how the 2 teams should play one more time to decide the true winner.
3. Arkansas- Has only lost to Alabama.  Even if they beat LSU this weekend, they probably still won’t play in the National Title Game because the public sentiment is that they aren’t really all that good.  This is one time the public sentiment has it right, this is probably the least imposing #3  team ever.  BTW all 3 teams in the top 3 all play in the SEC West which makes me feel bad for Auburn, Ole Miss and Miss. St.
4. Oklahoma St- They were undefeated averaging something like 75 PPG and only had 2 games left in their season.  Naturally they lost to an unranked team from Iowa eliminating any chance we had at a clear cut #1 VS #2 title game.  They play Oklahoma next week and if they win may still have a chance at the title game.  Naturally I fully expect Oklahoma to lay the wood to them.
5. Virginia Tech- Virginia Tech is 10-1 by virtue of a weak non-conference schedule and by beating all the teams they are supposed to in their conference.  They lost to Clemson who are by most measures better than they are but we will get to the Tigers later.  They are the most obscure 5^th ranked team ever.  They play Virginia this weekend and will probably lose because that makes the least sense.
6. Stanford- Stanford is 10-1 ranked 6^th in the country and has almost no chance of winning the Pac-12.  In fact they probably have a better chance of getting into the National Title game than the Rose Bowl.  I love college football, it makes so much sense.
7. Boise St- Boise St. is the team that has to be kicking themselves (pun intended).  They were a missed FG away from being undefeated in a year with only 1 other undefeated team.  I think public sentiment would have landed them at #2 and a chance to be demolished by LSU.  Instead they can’t even win the Mountain West and are probably going to be stuck in a lesser bowl game.  I’m incredibly bummed about this because a big part of me wanted to see how Boise would fare against a top flight SEC defense.
8. Houston- Houston is undefeated, with a Quarterback who deserves the Heisman and an average margin of victory of about 50. Of course they are ranked 8^th, this is for 2 reasons.  The first is strength of schedule.  This makes sense as they have played nobody else in the top 25 of the BCS.  The second is that they started the year unranked so pollsters have trouble moving them up a whole bunch of spots even though they are smacking their meager opponents every week.  I love college football.
9. Oklahoma came in to the year ranked #1.  They somehow managed to lose to Baylor and Texas Tech, 2 teams that couldn’t stop Wagner College from scoring.  Somehow though they can win the Big 10 if they beat Oklahoma St. next weekend.  There’s probably a 90% chance this happens.
10. Oregon- Oregon plays Oregon St. this weekend and will play in the Pac-12 title game if they win.  The Pac-12 title game will feature either Oregon or Stanford VS an overmatched UCLA team in a game that will be over by halftime.  Oregon has 2 losses however, 1 to LSU in week 1 which is understandable and 1 to USC last week.  They have no chance at the title game but are 2 easy games away from winning the Pac-12.

The rest of what you need to know.  Clemson plays South Carolina this weekend in a really cool matchup.  Clemson will probably lose and then beat one of the Virginia teams to win the ACC.  Georgia is ranked 13^th and will play whichever juggernaut wins the SEC West.  I fully expect them to win thus leading to the possibility of a National Title Game between 2 teams that couldn’t win their own conference.  Kansas State is ranked 11^th, has but 2 losses, both to top 10 teams and has about a 1% chance of playing in a BCS bowl game.  The Big Ten title game will see Michigan St square off against the winner of this weekend’s Wisconsin/Penn State tilt.  Wisconsin was 2 Hail Maries away from being undefeated and playing in the national title game.  They are the only 1 of these 3 teams that has a chance to keep up with Oregon.  Naturally I don’t give them a chance in hell of winning both of the next 2 games.  TCU will win their conference and play in some lesser bowl, probably against Michigan or Baylor, 2 teams that are interesting offensively but to call them flawed defensively is understating the depths of their problems.  Somebody will win the Big East and will play in one of the 5 BCS bowl games, taking away a spot from a more deserving team.  I would tell you who this team will be but honestly I don’t care and let me stress this, neither should you.

Aída María Yéspica Jaime is a Venezuelan beauty queen born on 15 July 1982 inBarquisimeto, Venezuela. Aida Yespica’s career began in the Venezuelan famous national pageant Miss Venezuela in 2002. As Miss Amazonas, she represented the state of Amazonas. The winner wasMariangel Ruiz but Yespica became a big favorite among the press. Her measurements 90-60-90 despite her average height (1.73m or 5’8″) made her capture the attention of the press. Aida Yespica Jaime moved to Milan, Italy to start her modeling career back in 2003. She has become a big star in the Italian entertainment business and has graced the covers of multiple magazines including GQ and Maxim. Aida appears regularly in Fashion TV and RAI doing photoshoots, fashion commercials or as a presenter. (via: wikipedia)

If Ashley Greene‘s paycheck this week is anything like the opening weekend of the new The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 then she’s going to be one rich beyotch.  The new Twilight movie was number one at the box office this weekend taking in a whopping $284 million! (via: gceleb)

Hiromi Oshima (born 6 January 1980) is a Japanese model and in June 2004 became the second Japanese-born Playboy Playmate. The first Japanese-born Playmate was Lieko English who appeared in the June 1971 issue of Playboy. Prior to her 2004 centerfold, Oshima was the covergirl of the 2003 Playboy Special EditionsExotic Beauties and appeared in a pictorial of models auditioning for The 50th Anniversary Playmate Hunt in the December 2003 Playboy. At the time of her centerfold, she was residing in Miami Beach, Florida. She is originally from Tokyo. In addition to appearing in the June 2004 Playboy centerfold, she has also starred in a number of Playboy videos as well as Playboy Special Editions. (via: wikipedia)

This is probably one of the best inventions I’ve seen in a while if you have a bar in your basement. These sleek and stylish cups are a great Christmas present for your man or father. I’m sure our men readers will agree with me.

There are ways to cool drinks without using ice. But if you don’t want to put anything else in your drink, these stainless steel glasses can do the job too, keeping drinks chilled 45-105 minutes longer. (via: theawesomer)

Price: $50/4 pack

Detroit VS Carolina- Matt Stafford throw ball far.  Megatron probably torches the Panthers’ secondary for like 3 TDs.  Cam Newton probably continues his descent back to the middle of the pack as defenses every week have more and more tape to prepare for him.  Oh and Ndamkung Suh probably does something dirty.  Detroit takes it 42-20

Jaguars VS Browns- Who cares?

Tampa Bay VS Green Bay- The Packers win the title for “best team by the bay”.  Aaron Rodgers passes for 400 yards and 5 touchdowns before the 4^th quarter even starts and the telecast is promptly shut off because the announcers are having uncontrollable Aaron Rodgers’ induced orgasms in the booth.

Dallas VS Washington- The Cowboys lose this game because it looks too obvious that they will win.  Demarco Murray will fumble twice in the red zone and Tony Romo will throw a late pick to Deangelo Hall which will lead to 500 different columns this week questioning his “clutchicity”.  Or the Cowboys will win by 30, either or.

Buffalo VS Miami- Reggie Bush rushed for a touchdown but Fred Jackson rushed for 3 in his valiant attempt to GET PAYYYYEDD.  The Dolphins come crashing back down to earth and are not favored in a game again the rest of the season.  Tony Sparano still gets fired at season’s end but instead of getting Andrew Luck the Dolphins wind up with Matt Barkley aka Matt Leinert 2.0 and the franchise continues to be bottom dwellers throughout the decade.

Oakland VS Minnesota- This matchup features possibly the 2 most talented running backs in the league in Adrian Peterson and  Darren Mcfadden.  Naturally then this game will be decided by an awful throw by one of the 2 middle of the road quarterbacks late in the game.  I’m thinking a combined 300 rushing yards 3 touchdowns and at least 3 “Oh shit” moments.  The team that wins will be the team that scores more touchdowns.

Cincinati VS Baltimore- I play on a men’s league basketball team named after a fictional saint.  Our team is one of the better teams in a league that is filled with above average competition.  However we have a disturbing habit of deciding that certain teams are not worth our time and effort and we “play down to our competition” as they say in the sports world.  The Baltimore Ravens also do this from week to week in the NFL.  I don’t know how an entire team can subconsciously judge an opponent and deem them unworthy without actually discussing it but it happens.  The only question of this game is whether the Ravens deem the Bengals true contenders based on their 6-3 record or bums based on the fact that they lack big name players at many key positions.  If the Ravens win it is because they respect the Bengals and if they lose it is because they took them lightly.

Seattle VS St. Louis- This game will end in a 0-0 tie after 75 minutes of regulation and over -time play.  Congress will then pass a law banning football in both St. Louis and Seattle for the next 10 years.  Nobody will be sad.

They are voting on the fate of 50% of the NFC West

Arizona VS San Francisco- Larry Fitzgerald will go for 100+ yards and multiple touchdowns despite the 49ers employing as many as 6 defensive backs to guard him on any given play.  It will not matter however as San Fran will win as they are destined to go 13-3 and get smacked in the second round of NFL playoffs.

Titans VS Falcons- The Chris Johnson comeback tour will continue, thus fooling everyone to draft him way too high in their fantasy league next year.  Roddy White is going to draw at least 2 pass interference penalties which do no good for his fantasy owners and Jason Snelling or Jacquiz Rodgers will poach a TD from Michael Turner thus causing all of his fantasy owners to hurl something in anger.   In reality football news, the Falcons will win 27-14

This is your worst nightmare Michael Turner owners

San Diego VS Chicago- San Diego wins a “must win game”.  Norv Turner proves he is not completely retarded and has his punter kick every punt out of bounds or out of the end zone thus neutralizing  Devin Hester .  Matt Forte does Matt Forte things and Antonio Gates returns to prominence.

This week, Sloan!

Her name is too Sloan!

(via: egotv)

(via: thesmokingjacket)

Here’s a girl we haven’t featured on this site yet, all around uber hottie Paula Patton, looking like a supernova of hotness while posing in this wicked photoshoot for Complex. Gosh.. I always knew this peach was a hottie but these photos are scorching hot, probably her sexiest shots ever!!  Wowzers! I’ve been gushing over this criminally underrated babe for years now and with this photoshoot I can finally say how much I liked her and I’m sure you guys and gals will understand why I say that after gawking at any of these photos. And if these photos of Paula and her ridiculously sexy curves don’t convince you that she’s a major hottie, then nothing will. That would also mean that you’re completely oblivious to sexiness or blind or you’re just a bit delusional. But I’m sure you think she’s freaking hot just as much as I do. Enjoy and.. kongratz Complex for making this breathtaking photoshoot with this girl. (via: brosome)

(photos via: hqcelebrity)

Alyson Le Borges appears in this month’s Elle Russia and you may be saying, “Who the hell is Alyson Le Borges?” and to that I say, “A really hot French babe you should definitely be aware of.” I think she’s an actress or model or something… I just hope that these photos get the attention of someone in Hollywood so she gets a job here in a movie or a TV show or a “men’s magazine” or something.  (via: guyism)

Chardee MacDennis is a game created in one episode of the FX hit comedy; “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”.  If you don’t watch this show then I don’t know what to tell you, you’re an idiot.  If you do watch the show then I’m sure you have wanted to play Chardee MacDennis.  I’ve gathered the rules from Wikipedia (it is too a reliable source!) and added a few suggestions so that you too can play this game (if you are completely deranged and a game like this appeals to you)

The game is played with two opposing teams for fifteen minutes (not including stoppage time, which is frequent) where each team must progress through three stages with its own set of rules. The game ends when one team has completed the required number of challenges from each level. Upon achieving victory the winning team gets to smash the game pieces of the losing team.

• Be sure to always have a first aid kit for injury stoppage.
• It is highly suggested that the game board be nailed down as Mac will get angry at losing and try to flip the board.
• Cursing is not allowed in level two.
• Asking questions is not allowed while the clock is running.
• If a player spills his drink his team must chug the opposing team’s drinks.

Cheating

Cheating is a big part of this game. It’s tolerated and accepted but there are penalties for getting caught. If a player is caught cheating while both teams are at the same level the opposing team advances one level. If the team at the higher level is caught cheating the opposing team is advanced to the same level.

Pre-Round Etiquette

Classical music should be played while the participants dine and make small conversation, it gives the illusion of respect for one’s opponent. Ask any questions now because asking questions is forbidden while the clock is running, an infraction of the question rule results in being penalized by the team drinking for five seconds. After the reception wine glasses should be smashed (Understood if this rule is not followed) and fierce dancing and Maori war dances should occur to intimidate the other team.

This is what the board looks like

Level One (Mind): Trivia, Puzzles, and Artistry

At this stage only wine is to be served. To advance the team must complete three challenges, taking the card to show proof of victory. Each team picks a card that contains a trivia question, puzzle, or artistic challenge. There are also chance cards taken directly from monopoly, but can be modified. The cards include:

Trivia

• What is the greatest band in the world?

• Answer: Chumbawamba

• Answer: Becauze Denis is a bastardt man

Other suggestions: You can make any trivia cards you want or just steal the cards from a game like cranium or trivial pursuit if you are too lazy to come up with your own.  I recommend using their 2 trivia questions AND each player making up 3 of their own.

Artistry

• ALL PLAY: The artist from your team must draw the clue from the card on their teammates back. Teammate must guess the clue solely on feel.
• Suggestion: Other artistry can include charades or creating something out of play dough

Chance

• Take the money from everyone’s pockets.
• Swallow this card whole
• Go to jail. Jail is a dog kennel and the only way out is to eat the ingredients of a cake.
• Other Suggestions: Everyone pass their drink to the player to their right.  
• Punch a player of the other team. 
• Run around the room you are in 4 times. 
• Pick a player on the opposing team to eat any food of your choosing.

Level Two (Body): Physical Challenge, Pain, and Endurance

At this stage only beer is served. There is no cursing allowed either, in the event of cursing the team has to chug a drink for 5 seconds while the other team counts. The team picks a card which has a physical challenge written on it, completing two challenges will allow the team to advance to the third level. Cards include:

• Player must put his or her hand on the dart board while the opposing team throws darts. If he flinches or shows any sign of pain he loses the challenge. (Understood of you want to skip this rule)
• The grape gobble. One player from each team must fit as many grapes in their mouth using only their faces. Eaten grapes do not count.
• Other Suggestions: Have one player on your team stand against a wall with their legs spread and hands on the wall.  Each player on the other team whips a tennis ball at you from 15 feet away and if you flinch you do not get the card.
• All Play: Everyone on both teams must stand on one foot and whoever lasts longest will get the card.
• Chugging contest
• Throwing stuff into other stuff that has the drink of your choice in it (aka beer pong or quarters)

Level Three (Spirit): Emotional Battery and Public Humiliation

At this stage only hard liquor is served. The team picks a card which has an emotional battery or public humiliation challenge. No mercy should be shown.  This is pretty self explanatory.

In the event of a tie the instructions on the black card must be followed. It reads: flip a coin to determine who is victorious.

So here are the rules.  Feel free to adjust them as you see fit.  Enjoy!

The NBA Players Association plans to reject the owners’ proposed collective bargaining agreement and disband the union. If this move happens, you can kiss basketball goodbye this season.

Just about the only thing that could save the season would be if the owners were so shocked by the rejection of their proposal and are so afraid of losing an entire season’s worth of revenue that they scramble and put forth a proposal tonight that would hold off the dissolving of the players association. David Stern has remained pretty hard-nosed throughout this entire process, but maybe he’s afraid of having a canceled season on his legacy and makes one more push. (via: brobible)

The lockout took a terrible turn today as mentioned. According to Yahoo Sports:

Monday, Nov. 14, can probably be looked back on as the day that the 2011-12 NBA season was destroyed. The players announced that the owners have not negotiated in good faith and the player’s union will now dissolve, opening up the league to anti-trust lawsuits from all the players.

What’s up guys?? Let me just start off by saying that.. yeah, I can’t believe we haven’t featured the red-hot Amy Childs on our site until this day either but these photos will surely make up for lost time. Who is she you ask? Well, she’s a red-haired British bombshell who’s just 21 right now and already managed to take over the whole Britain with her amazing curves.

She’s a sort of TV star and, thanks to her looks, she’s a fantastic model as well. So.. here’s the ultra cute and ultra hot British hottie Amy Childs dropping everyone’s jaw with her tight little body and scorching up the pages of the December issue of Loaded UK magazine.

Wow, I’ve seen a couple of gorgeous photos of this peach before, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen Amy look this sultry before, and more importantly, showing off this much skin. Heck she’s looking so freaking hot in this pictorial that I hope other lads mags from UK should turn this photoshoot into a series, because I definitely want/need to see more of this uber hot redhead. (via: brosome)

So this gorgeous woman named Oriana Pellegrini appears in the April issue of Belgium’s Che magazine sporting bikinis, handbras, and well, naked, and I have no idea who she is. According to the real Wiki, Playboy Wiki, she appeared in the April 2009 issue of Playboy Netherlands. (via: guyism)