Grand Theft Auto V: First Trailer - Grown men everywhere are acting like school girls. The first trailer for Grand Theft Auto V has been revealed. This time around, the story takes place in a faux LA, called Los Santos. And more of the crazy violence that put the series on the map is to be expected of course. This game is [...]

Grown men everywhere are acting like school girls. The first trailer for Grand Theft Auto V has been revealed. This time around, the story takes place in a faux LA, called Los Santos. And more of the crazy violence that put the series on the map is to be expected of course. This game is going to be bad news. Let’s face it. Like Call of Duty, Grand Theft Auto makes most guys forget about their priorities. Maybe forget is the wrong word. Grand Theft Auto makes grown men not give a shit about their priorities. Have a significant other? You’ll have no time for her. Get dumped because of it? What the fuck ever. Have a job? You’ll show up late to work every day for a couple of weeks, or feign illness to spend all of your time on Xbox or PS3. Salary isn’t important anymore. You gotta shoot people, steal cars, and fuck whores. Nothing else matters. It’s Grand Theft Auto for cripes sake. The excitement is warranted.