New York Giants: What�s Next? - As Giant fans it seems like every week we ask ourselves �what else could go wrong?� So at the risk of somehow causing the team more bad luck, here is a list of things that could possibly go wrong the rest of the season.

Terrell Thomas, Marvin Austin, Dominick Hixon, Clint Sintin, Jonathon Goff.  These are the New York Giant players who are out for the season at the time of this posting.  Osi Umenyiora, Justin Tuck, Prince Amukamura, Mario Manningham; these are the list of Giant players who have or will miss at least one game.  The season is only 1/8^th over.  This is ridiculous.

This one was last year but you get the idea

Not only have they had unparalleled injuries but they lost their first game to the Washington fucken Redskins and their biggest rival; the Eagles spent the offseason creating a super team.  Not only this but some Jet fans have decided that since the Jets have had more recent success that they can act obnoxious and rip the Giants as if these 2 teams have an actual rivalry.  Here’s a hint, they don’t.

As Giant fans it seems like every week we ask ourselves “what else could go wrong?”  So at the risk of somehow causing the team more bad luck, here is a list of things that could possibly go wrong the rest of the season.

Hakeem Nicks nagging thigh injury forces him to miss time and Mario Manningham’s concussion is similar to Sidney Crosby’s and he is also out for the year.  If this happens Victor Cruz has to take time off from making pizzas and be the team’s #1 wideout.

The NFL bans Lycans thus forcing the team to find replacements for their top two running backs and best defensive player.

Peyton’s neck injury is contagious….

The team fires Tom Coughlin and brings back Ray Handley.

This is my nightmare!!!!!

The Eagles somehow trade for Patrick Willis and Brian Urlacher.

The team bans tailgating before games because too many fan are “drinking till they don’t feel feelings anymore”

The name of their Stadium is officially changed to Jet stadium.

The 2008 Super Bowl win is declared void because the Giants were found to be cheating.

If this was taken away from me I would have exactly 0 happy sports memories

Phil Simms gets Aids.

It turns out Lawrence Taylor is more of a douche than we already thought.

The team’s home games get blacked out for the first time in my lifetime.  Actually scratch that, maybe that wouldn’t be so bad after all…..

This blog needed one happy thing in it