As we head into week two of the 2011 NFL season, it seems that everyone is still a bit moist from the Monday night performance Tom Brady and the Patriots put on. While it was record breaking, I felt that the show put on by New England was anything but impressive. Yes, you read that right. What they did Monday night meant nothing in the grand scheme of this season.
You see folks, while the majority of you were planning hoe you were going to spend the next week, sucking Tom Brady’s dick, I was watching Chad (how the fuck did I get here) Henne put up over 400 yards and 24 points on the Patriots defense. So readers, what I would like you to do now is take a moment and think if a below average passer can do that much damage, what do you think a pro-bowl quarter back like Philip Rivers is going to do to the Patsies when he gets to town on Sunday?
The reason I tell you Bean Towners to pump the breaks is because if you thought Brady was going to pass for 500+ yards every week and out on a offensive clinic in front of every defense he plays, your sadly mistaken. But no worries, you have 48 more hours to walk around with your chest puffed out, but just know that down here in New York, we’re not too worried.
Prepare to be embarrassed Bostonians, because I have a feeling Rivers and quarter backs of his caliber are about to leave your secondary most confused that Bridget Moynahan after she walked in on a super model fisting her husband.
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