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Talking to Women

What up bitches? I’m back. I hope you enjoyed Carlo’s edition of The Bachelor’s Guide. He gave some pretty sound advice on first dates. But as helpful as it was, the truth is, you’ve got to learn to crawl before you can run. So, that’s why this week, we are going to discuss the meat and potato’s of bachelor’s life. And that is, knowing how to talk to women.

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Ok, it’s Friday night and your about to hit the town. There is going to be a lot of girls out, but don’t be nervous, I’ve prepared you for this. Your outfit is fresh, and you walk out of your bachelor’s pad, ready to fill up the contact list on your hoe phone. Now that I’m done self plugging, we can move on. (HA, that link wasn’t even in context. I’m awesome. Anyway.)

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THE PERFECT PAD

This weeks question comes from Greg in San Francisco, California.

Dear Brendan;

I am a 25 year old bachelor who just finished graduate school, and finally moved out of my parent’s house. I like living on my own, but I am sick of sleeping on an air-bed and staring at white walls. How can I turn this into a place I would enjoy, and won’t cause women to run away the second they see it?

Greg, congrats on getting your first official bachelor’s pad. Now, let’s fix her up! Step one, your not a kid anymore, so take the calendar girl and band posters off the wall, put them in a box with all the comic books you have in you house and hide them DEEP in your closet. When you bring a girl home on a Friday night from the bar, your not going to have much luck romancing her if she is staring at a half-naked Carmen Electra, while your telling her what happened in the last Civil War book.

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The next step is painting the walls. I am going to leave the colors up to you, but make sure whatever they are, that they are warm and inviting. Nobody likes a yellow room.

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