This is probably one of the best inventions I’ve seen in a while if you have a bar in your basement. These sleek and stylish cups are a great Christmas present for your man or father. I’m sure our men readers will agree with me.
There are ways to cool drinks without using ice. But if you don’t want to put anything else in your drink, these stainless steel glasses can do the job too, keeping drinks chilled 45-105 minutes longer. (via: theawesomer)
Price: $50/4 pack
No commentsSo Thursday night, yours truly went to a bar and realized 30 seconds into it, that it was ladies night.
Ladies night is a sausage fest for guys. In a way, it’s kind of sad ladies going out to have fun and them every guy and their brother is trying to hump these girls. Guys relax.
I understand that ladies night be your chance to get laid, but your crowd-sourcing (big word there) the wrong venue. After a stressful week I just needed a beer and went out with a female friend but god damn!
If you need to get laid so badly, go to Atlantic City or Vegas. Please do not be a sucker for these ladies nights.
What about guys night? Guys should pay less once it a while! It’s a gimmick, and just a cash cow for these bars.
In researching this article I used foursquare to prove my point and I checked in and this is what I got:
I know this is usually that time of the year when guys intentionally pick a fight with their girlfriend so they donʼt have to buy them something on that evil holiday known as Valentineʼs Day which is right around the corner, but for those of you who actually have a heart some words of wisdom according to Kristin…
Today she wants to know that you appreciate her and sincerely care about her; itʼs not so much about what you can buy her. Donʼt get me wrong just about every girl loves getting beautiful gifts, but that doesnʼt show that you care about her it just shows you can spend money on her. Why not take the time and pick out something special, something thoughtful- make something, do something out of the ordinary. Getting a box of candy and writing To and From on a card doesnʼt say very much. Sheʼll most likely thank you over and over and over again…nahmean.
For those of you who are single and hate Valentineʼs Day, gather some of your single friends, guys or girls, and go to a bar. Guaranteed there are other singles there feeling the same way you do. You might even get lucky!
No commentsSo itʼs Thursday night and your having dinner with your significant other and you say to him/her “I think Iʼm going to go out with the guys tomorrow night”, with a stutter. You already know the fight that this could possibly turn into. Keyword: POSSIBLY. Like Iʼve told you before, every guy needs their own time. Your chick immediately bombards you with questions, Where are you going? Who are you going with? What time will you be out until? Thereʼs no reason this has to turn ugly, because you know that if she said she was going out with the girl,s you would be asking the same questions, so just tell her the truth because you are going out with the guys….right?!
She now tells you that she is going to go out with the girls, and you ask her the same questions. No problem. Before you were in a relationship going out with the guys could often turn into a drunk, rowdy mess of whoʼs going to take home what girl, who can get the most numbers- things need to be different now. This goes the same for females as well. There are things that were acceptable for you to do in your single days but that time has come to an end. This doesnʼt mean that you canʼt still go out and get shitfaced with the guys and have a good time, it just means that it has to be a different kind of a good time, one that doesnʼt involve girls.
Cheating because of alcohol isnʼt an excuse, it just means you were willing to do it all along and were just using the alcohol as an excuse. Your friends pushing you to go talk to the blonde with the big boobs at the bar isnʼt an excuse either. If theyʼre your friends they will respect the fact that you are in a relationship and not pressure you to do stupid things. Just go out with the guys, have some beers, watch the game and enjoy. Also, have enough trust in yourself and your partner to know that both of you are just having a night out with friends.
1 commentWe are old enough now to figure out that dinner and movie doesn’t work for a 1st date. Talk for an hour at dinner and then not talk for 2 hours at a movie. No good.
Here are some quick ideas for a first date:
1) Play video games – PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, it doesn’t matter. If your date is into video games, it might be time for some Street Fighter Turbo or some Wii Boxing.
2) Visit a new restaurant – New restaurants pop up all the time. Take 5-10 new restaurants put them in a hat and pick one out and go to it. It’s a gamble but worth the shot.
3) Eat in at your/her place- Ask before doing it but if she clears it, just order in.
4) The Aquarium/Zoo- Who doesn’t like the zoo? I am scared of snakes, but they are locked away. Show interest in all the animals.
5)Meet up for a drink- Harmless. If it doesn’t work out, you can leave it there and just move on.Who knows, she might stay around for dinner.
1 commentSo after the @dapswebsite party Friday night I realized some people do not know how to get served at a bar. I guess its one of those things that you have to learn yourself but I’m here to tell you before you act like a fool.
1) The bartenders see you: I know all of us can’t wait to get served but just have patience or leave. Some bars only operate 1 or 2 bartenders on a busy night so just wait to get served and when you do get served have manners like “Thank You”.
2) Know What You’re Drinking: You just ordered 16 shots and 8 drinks for the cast of Jersey Shore and the bartender had it to you in less than 5 minutes. Have your money out when the bartender gets back. Even if you don’t know how much you’re going to spend take out a 50 dollar bill.
P.S. Run a tab. It’s fast and easy and you only have to figure out the tip once
3) Don’t Fight: If you have to take it outside.
4) Don’t Complain About Prices: At most bars the cover/door charge goes to the band. The bar does not make any money off of that. When I go see the @Avonjunkies play I know that they bust their ass and deserve to get paid.
5) Don’t Expect Free Drinks. EVER: Some bartenders will buy you a drink/shot. Some won’t. Get over the fact if you didn’t get a free beer for the night. My cousins a restaurant/bar manager in D.C. and under no circumstances are they allowed to give out free drinks. They even have a systems that measure how much alcohol was poured for each shot. So relax cowboy.
Bonus 6) ALWAYS TIP
No commentsOK, it’s Friday night and you want to get drunk, but you don’t have a lot of cash. This used to be a problem, but not anymore because today we are going to learn how to get shit-faced without spending a lot of money.
Step 1 is to pre-game. We all know it, we’ve all done it, now it’s time to practice it regularly. You know how this works, pound a couple of drinks before you leave the house and I suggest to go as far as mixing up a coffee cup for the road. Just don’t go nuts, you want to be able to walk when you get to the bar. You’re about to leave your house and there is just one thing left to take care of, flasks. If you have them, fill ‘em, as many as you can conceal. If you don’t, your fucked, maybe next time. Let’s go out.
1 commentBefore we begin, let’s take a moment to talk about a few things we know. First off, we know that the majority of us, especially in this economy, don’t have a lot of extra cash to throw around. That being said, we also know that 99% of women are evil, money hungry leaches who want nothing to do with you unless your loaded. Now, I’m not talking about all women, but this type of woman, is more than likely the type you will run into if you are trying to pick them up at a bar or a club. So if you as the average-Joe are going to have any chance of obtaining what’s more than likely the one thing these women are good for, she’s gonna have to think your rich. This may seem impossible, but I assure you it isn’t.
What up bitches? I’m back. I hope you enjoyed Carlo’s edition of The Bachelor’s Guide. He gave some pretty sound advice on first dates. But as helpful as it was, the truth is, you’ve got to learn to crawl before you can run. So, that’s why this week, we are going to discuss the meat and potato’s of bachelor’s life. And that is, knowing how to talk to women.
Ok, it’s Friday night and your about to hit the town. There is going to be a lot of girls out, but don’t be nervous, I’ve prepared you for this. Your outfit is fresh, and you walk out of your bachelor’s pad, ready to fill up the contact list on your hoe phone. Now that I’m done self plugging, we can move on. (HA, that link wasn’t even in context. I’m awesome. Anyway.)
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