Assuming that you have taken the advice from Brendan and Lauren, you have actually convinced a girl to come spend the night at your place. You’ve made sure you have the essentials- big comfy graphic t-shirt, an extra toothbrush & your bachelor pad is clean- and you’re feeling confident that the night will be fireworks.
So you and this smokin’ hot girl enter your pad. You both sit down on the couch and things start to heat up when suddenly she says, “I need to go freshen up.” Now if you’ve taken all the advice we’ve given you so far, which is why she’s at your pad in the first place, it could backfire at this very moment. It doesn’t matter how clean the apartment itself is, but is your bathroom clean? Did you remember to take your dirty, smelly, sweaty gym clothes off the floor and put them in your laundry basket? Do you even have a laundry basket? No girl wants to step into a bathroom that smells like the locker room, has toothpaste splattered all over the mirror, the roll of toilet paper is on the floor…and where’s the soap?
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