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‘EEEWWWW Your Bathroom is NASTY!’

Assuming that you have taken the advice from Brendan and Lauren, you have actually convinced a girl to come spend the night at your place. You’ve made sure you have the essentials- big comfy graphic t-shirt, an extra toothbrush & your bachelor pad is clean- and you’re feeling confident that the night will be fireworks.

So you and this smokin’ hot girl enter your pad. You both sit down on the couch and things start to heat up when suddenly she says, “I need to go freshen up.”  Now if you’ve taken all the advice we’ve given you so far, which is why she’s at your pad in the first place, it could backfire at this very moment. It doesn’t matter how clean the apartment itself is, but is your bathroom clean? Did you remember to take your dirty, smelly, sweaty gym clothes off the floor and put them in your laundry basket? Do you even have a laundry basket? No girl wants to step into a bathroom that smells like the locker room, has toothpaste splattered all over the mirror, the roll of toilet paper is on the floor…and where’s the soap?

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THE PERFECT PAD

This weeks question comes from Greg in San Francisco, California.

Dear Brendan;

I am a 25 year old bachelor who just finished graduate school, and finally moved out of my parent’s house. I like living on my own, but I am sick of sleeping on an air-bed and staring at white walls. How can I turn this into a place I would enjoy, and won’t cause women to run away the second they see it?

Greg, congrats on getting your first official bachelor’s pad. Now, let’s fix her up! Step one, your not a kid anymore, so take the calendar girl and band posters off the wall, put them in a box with all the comic books you have in you house and hide them DEEP in your closet. When you bring a girl home on a Friday night from the bar, your not going to have much luck romancing her if she is staring at a half-naked Carmen Electra, while your telling her what happened in the last Civil War book.

Carmen-Electra

The next step is painting the walls. I am going to leave the colors up to you, but make sure whatever they are, that they are warm and inviting. Nobody likes a yellow room.

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