How come every time I go bowling, I never see a girl with an ass like this?? If I ever decide to buy a bowling alley, I am going to make it a requirement that every girl needs to wear an outfit like this. They don’t even need to wear bowling shoes, just wear this around your ass.
No comments5 Great Date Ideas for 2011
Well, 2011 is here, and we are all scratching our heads for some new date ideas to impress the girl you like. Never fail, because Craig is here to save you.
1) Bowling: It might be corny, but the competition can become fierce within a couple of frames. I recently went bowling and “the girl” got XXX on me and beat me! That’s the last time I’m betting on games with her.
2) Dinner: Some local restaurants have “price fix” menus during the week. Great food and costing less is a great win if you are on a budget.
3) Laser Tag: Play on teams or against each other. The running around will sure keep some suspense going on during it.
4) Local Concerts: Some local bands play during the week, and for a cheap cover at the local venue, you can see a great band play for cheap.
5) Comedy Club: Comedy clubs are great way to do “something different”. Dinner and a show for 25 bucks a head. That’s awesome and a fun-filled night. I could guarantee it!
1 commentThe Rules of Attraction
Have you ever played a game, lets just say bowling, with a friend or acquaintance of the opposite sex and realized you were very attracted to them all of a sudden? You just looked at them and got the chills? Weird huh… Itʼs actually not as weird as you might think. Games create competition because they have rules and rewards and there is a challenge. The reward could be something as simple as loser buys the winner a beer, dinner, a lap dance (if your lucky). And whats the reward for the loser? Watching the other person do their victory dance. Everyone has one, I know I do and itʼs quite amusing. And then theres the “Na na na na na na, I beat you, I beat you!!” Although that might be a bit second grade.
Just look at animals, we will use lions as an example. Two male lions see a poor, helpless deer; Bambi (insert awww here). The female lion is lounging out under a tree watching as the two go for Bambi. Who is she going to be more attracted too? The one who got Bambi. Same concept for us humans.
Brain waves are going, juices are flowing, your in a good mood and BAMMM. Attraction.
My fellow writer Craig said in his last post that video games were a great idea for a first date and he was definitely right. Games = competition. Where do you usually play video games? On a bed or a couch, your all set for a good night!
No commentsGreat Dates On a Tight Budget
Being a bachelor is no easy task, you have to look good and have the ultimate bachelor pad- which could become pricey. Between rent, food, hair gel, beer, cologne, new Xbox games, beer, awesome selection of dvdʼs, more beer, you might not have a lot of extra dough. So what happens when you have a date with a fly-ass honey and your low on funds? Be creative! No one said you have to take her to the most expensive restaurant to show her a good time. Here are some fun, cheap ideas:
Make yourself some sandwiches, grab some drinks, snacks, and have a picnic. Park your asses under a tree at the park on a blanket and have some lunch. Go for a walk around the park after or bring a ball and toss it around.
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