If I was George Clooney, I’d never get married either. I would stay a bachelor until the day I died. He always has these beautiful, desirable women as his girlfriend. Our friends over at Complex put together a list of his hottest hookups.
Jennifer has traveled the world to film for different venues and appear at many events. She has graced the pages of magazines such as Men’s Health, Men’s Fitness,Details, Best Life,GQ, Maxim, Stuff, FHM, Black Book, Rolling Stones, Complex and Blender to name a few. Jennifer has also been seen on major networks such as NBC, MTV, SPIKE TV and FUSE.Some of Jennifer’s clients consist of AXE body spray,Gatorade, NY Lottery, Pizza Hut,Via Spiga, Bath and Body Works, Prada, Miu Miu, Sprint, Oil of Olay, Martha Stewart, Jessica Simpson swimwear, True Religion and WWE. Jennifer was also endorsed by Met-rx Nutritional Supplements; was their calendar cover model for 2007 and has appeared in all of their major ads. (via: jenniferstano.com)
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Flip flops are usually pretty gross. Wearing them at the beach is A-ok. Putting them on in your own home is totally acceptable. Getting the mail, and walking your dog? Also fine. But hanging out in public with flip flops is a bad look. Why not wear cooler footwear to max out your outfit? It’s so disappointing to see a beautiful girl wear a sexy dress and cheap Old Navy flip flops. People shouldn’t wear them while sporting nice clothes. You ever ask a girl out on a date, and she comes out wearing flops? It’s fucked up!
If you absolutely must wear flip flops cause you’re effin lazy, at least mix them up and wear clean ones. Those nasty once white but now brown/black flimsy sandals are filthy. Show some goddamn respect for yourselves.
Is your girl afraid of anal? Read this post with her and maybe she will feel more conftorable about it.
Basics:
Anal sex for the weary is an all day process. You’ll want to eat right that day so your body easily eliminates (you take a really good poop that day before sex).
Preparation can include:
Shaving your ass if you’re self conscious about hair, and giving yourself a cleansing enema.
When buying an enema you want a simple set up. Spill out the solution they give you in the bottles, it is better to just use warm water. You’ll want to rinse your body out a couple of times till you are satisfied with the liquid coming out of your body from the enema. You could do this all in your shower, but remember that it is all going down the drain pipes – you are better off doing the enema process on the toilet (with a good book while you wait).
Don’t wash out more than 5 times, in my opinion, this starts to agitate your bowels.
You cannot skip this step. Play with a butt plug, or a dildo and a good silicone lubricant. This will relax your sphincter muscles. What porno isn’t showing you before those women take it in the ass, is the prep they do before hand with toys.
Life can be hard when your single, fortunately those of us at The Bachelor Bible have enough real world experience to guide you through the rough patches. Unless, your a loser, then we can't do anything for you. But don't leave, because there are plenty of half-naked women to beat one off to while you cry.
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Life can be hard when your single, fortunately those of us at The Bachelor Bible have enough real world experience to guide you through the rough patches. Unless, your a loser, then we can't do anything for you. But don't leave, because there are plenty of half-naked women to beat one off to while you cry.