Titans VS Bills- In 8 months we are going to read a few different variations of the following storyline; “His holdout really affected Chris Johnson and once he got back into game shape he was a beast the last 7 weeks of the year”. I will never trust him even though trading for him may win me 1 league. Meanwhile a few weeks ago I called a disappointing 8-8 season for the Bills. At this point they would be ecstatic with 8-8.
Chiefs VS Bears- The difference in this game was a halftime Hail Mary that the Chiefs were able to convert. We watched possibly the 2 worst quarterbacks the NFL has to offer and Caleb Hanie out sucked Tyler Palko. Also Bachelor Bible sends our condolences to Matt Forte. I never forgave you for ruining my 2009 fantasy football season but you are not Shaun Alexander and I would never root for you to get injured before you got the big contract you deserve.
Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!
Miami VS Oakland- This game ended 34-14 and was not as close as the score would lead you to believe. The Dolphins went from potential #1 overall pick to frisky 6-10 team that nobody wants to play. Also Tony Sparano should win coach of the year and yes I am super serious. I am also really excited for somebody picking Reggie Bush in the top 4 rounds of one of my fantasy drafts next year.
New England VS Indy- The Colts beat the spread and were a successful onside kick and 30 second no time out touchdown drive away from winning this game. That’s a moral victory if there ever was one. Also Dan Orlovsky outperformed Tom Brady fantasy wise so please everyone who took my advice and went out and picked up Tom Brady should cut him for Dan Orlovsky.
Pittsburgh VS Cincinnati- Some teams are REAL good and some teams are fake good. The Steelers are REAL good and the Bengals are just fake good.
Carolina VS Tampa- Cam Newton had 3 rushing touchdowns and 1 passing and will inevitably be selected way too high in your fantasy draft next year. This is all I have because I didn’t watch any of this game.
Jets VS Redskins- Last week my Facebook feed blew up with Jet fans calling for Mark Sanchez’s head and he threw 4 touchdowns. This week it blew up with calls for OC Brian Schotenheimer’s job. The team ended up scoring 35 points. Jet fans need to call out the defense next week and they will inevitably pitch a shutout.
Houston VS Atlanta- Atlanta is one of those FAKE good teams we mentioned previously. Houston is a REAL good team with a fake good QB.
Denver VS Minnesota- With under 7 minutes remaining Denver was down 8 with the ball. At that moment I had no doubt they would win the game, I just wasn’t sure how it would unfold. It unfolded with Tebow leading 2 different game tying drives and then his defense picked off Christian Ponder and set up Denver for a game winning field goal. Biggest Tebow time was taken to such a high level this week that my mom asked “Who is this Tebow guy?”
Baltimore VS Cleveland- A few weeks ago I did a list of best running backs in football which only included Adrian Peterson. However I also included a few honorable mentions and Ray Rice did not make the list. Apparently he caught wind of this and decided to rush for 400 yards and 7 touchdowns. I just want Raymond R. Rice to know that I am sorry for not including him and next time I do the best running backs alive list his name will surely be included. The Browns managed just 3 points in this game which is 4 more than I expected.
Arizona VS Dallas- The one silver lining of being a Giant fan is that they are chasing Dallas for the NFC East title and Dallas is just as flawed as the Giants. This game ended when Jason Garret iced his own kicker in regulation, followed by his kicker MISSING the second time. Then in OT, Kevin Kolb threw the ball as far as his little baby arm could manage (5 yards) and Larod James Ray Stephen-Howling-Smith-D’Brickashaw-Williamson scampered 50+ yards for a game winning touchdown. After the game Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan was quoted as saying “I eat because I’m sad and I’m sad because I eat”
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San Fran VS St Louis- John Harbough is going to win coach of the year. Steve Spagnolo is not. San Fran clinched the NFC West with this win which surprised me because I thought it had been clinched 6 weeks ago.
Giants VS Packers- Normally I’d be more upset but my favorite team went toe to toe with the best team in football and lost by 3. The Giants remind me of one of my 6 fantasy football teams, “The Goodness”. You see “The Goodness” is far and away my best team. However we have struggled through a myriad of injuries and bad luck and are currently in 5th place needing a win this week to sneak into the top 4 and secure playoff berth. You see I know “The Goodness” is the best team in the league and if we just make the playoffs we will win the whole thing. I also know the Giants are good enough to win the whole thing if they can just sneak into the playoffs. I’m not angry with the team or the coach or the GM. I am just hopeful that they can win out and find a spot in the playoffs because they went punch for punch with the Pats and Packers, the 2 best offenses in the NFL and went 1 for 2. All I want is a shot at the playoffs and 1 more chance to beat Aaron Rodgers down Cherry Hill…..
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