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Bro, If Baseballers Keep Losing Their Temper Like This, Then I’ll Start Actually Caring About The National Pastime

Can anyone fill me in on this, I’m pretty much clueless on baseball stuffs.

Seems to me like it was just a pitch that got away and the batter just plain overreacted.

via Deadspin

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Mega Hype! Yogi Bear On The Big Screen

Oh shit, are y’all excited about the new Yogi Bear movie? The first promotional poster was given the big reveal by Warner Brothers last night. Yes! The demand for this flick has been way high, dawg. Like everybody wanted a Yogi Bear film…espesh in 3D. It’s finally coming out in December! And in the same week TRON: Legacy gets released. Merry Christmas to everybody! I know what I’m seeing that week, motherfuckers. Fuckin’ Tron is for fags.

Dan Akroyd and Justin Timberlake are the big selling points for this. Not gonna lie…I’m def excited about sweet JT as Boo Boo. My fingers are crossed for mad Timberlake bangers on the soundtrack. Also, it looks like Dr. Ray Stantz is following in the footsteps of his old Ghostbuster pal, Bill Murray, by voicing an iconic animal. The Garfield movies were excellent pieces of cinema, so Dannyboy needs to step the fuck up here. Check out the trailer! OMFGahh.

Thanks Flam!!

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5 Rules of Bar Etiquette

So after the @dapswebsite party Friday night I realized some people do not know how to get served at a bar. I guess its one of those things that you have to learn yourself but I’m here to tell you before you act like a fool.

1) The bartenders see you: I know all of us can’t wait to get served but just have patience or leave. Some bars only operate 1 or 2 bartenders on a busy night so just wait to get served and when you do get served have manners like “Thank You”.

2) Know What You’re Drinking: You just ordered 16 shots and 8 drinks for the cast of Jersey Shore and the bartender had it to you in less than 5 minutes. Have your money out when the bartender gets back. Even if you don’t know how much you’re going to spend take out a 50 dollar bill.

P.S. Run a tab. It’s fast and easy and you only have to figure out the tip once

3) Don’t Fight: If you have to take it outside.

4) Don’t Complain About Prices: At most bars the cover/door charge goes to the band. The bar does not make any money off of that. When I go see the @Avonjunkies play I know that they bust their ass and deserve to get paid.

5) Don’t Expect Free Drinks. EVER: Some bartenders will buy you a drink/shot. Some won’t. Get over the fact if you didn’t get a free beer for the night. My cousins a restaurant/bar manager in D.C. and under no circumstances are they allowed to give out free drinks. They even have a systems that measure how much alcohol was poured for each shot. So relax cowboy.

Bonus 6) ALWAYS TIP

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Our friend Carlo from DAPS found this awesome video. It’s an add for awesome things you can buy for your home to hide your ish. Check it out below.

Average DAPS Reader: Now Has a Reason To Be Snobby About His Drug Stashes

I’m just kidding guys, you don’t do drugs. Drugs are illegal, which is why if you DID do them, you’d have to hide them. From your parents, your grubby roommate, your landlord, the police, everyone.

We all know the typical hiding spots, under the mattress, the back of your nightstand, in the oldest sock in your sock drawer, that weird little compartment in your dashboard that no one knows about… these are common knowledge. You need to step your stash game up.

Secret Stash from yiting cheng on Vimeo.

ALIFE: Public Naval Leather Slipons

EmilioSparks knows his fashion. Check out these awesome kicks that would look fresh with a nice pair of jeans and blazer.

Taking design cues from both the Vans Era and the Slip-On, the ALIFE crew created a plimsoll-style sneaker that is built from premium leather. It follows a minimalist theme, featuring faux eyelets, an elastic tongue, and cork insoles. A red heel tab adds a nice pop of color, and the quality construction ensures you’ll be comfortable throughout your day. $110

Preview: Big Boi’s New Album Now

Kidd Future gives us a preview on Big Boi’s album expected to drop soon.

Preview Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty, the new solo album from OutKast’s Big Boi now. The album is streaming in full at Big Boi’s MySpace. Yes that social network, you know the one thats only good for music now. The album is out a week from today everywhere.

Possible Rebirth of Mortal Kombat

Sean at www.T1Gn.com found an awesome video for the new Mortal Kombat video game. Check it out here.

So, I came across this video on both Youtube and Destructiod, and it is AWESOME!  Nearly 8 minutes of greatness, this is how it should have been done.

This was made to try and sell Warner Bros. on the director vision of Mortal Kombat.  Some “big name stars”, bad ass action sequences, and killer realistic back-stories, if Warner Bros decides to made up and make this it is sure to be Summer Blockbuster Gold.

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Carlo over at DAPS wrote a kick-ass review on the new iPhone 4G. Take a look at his review before you blow it off & wait for the next one.

I’ve got the iPhone 4 and Now You Have This Review of It

Despite waiting on line for 7 hours yesterday at the Staten Island Mall, I’m very happy with my new iPhone. So here’s a straight to the point review I’ve put together.

Editor’s note: I’d like to apologize if this comes off as “fanboyish” but I’m genuinely impressed with the phone.


The First Narrow Light House

Christopher Bennett over at emiliosparks.com found a house that is being considered the first narrow light house ever.


Jane Says: Surprising Your Partner Is Good Pt 1

Need to know about sex? Take a trip over to SexPert JaneBlow and she will help you with anything you need to know. Check out this awesome article.

If you’re trying to add some spice to your relationship, it is a good thing as long as you take little steps.  Many people go to adult shops with the idea of bringing home something exciting but get overwhelmed by how much “stuff” is available. But I can help you, so that when you go back home there isn’t a case of the blind leading the blind!

Backbreaker Demo Review

Fellow staffer Craig wrote an awesome review for T1GN. Make sure you check it out.

So finally the Backbreaker demo is here. Me being a demo whore I had to download it as soon as it came out. This game has been talked about for a few years now and always getting pushed back due to uncertain reasons. So I loaded it and started the exhibition game right away,ready to break some tackles and score! Well I was in for a surprise. If you are expecting NFL Blitz then this is not the game for you. If you are expecting Madden well this is definitely not the game for you.

I recommend anyone who plays the demo to start with the training mode first to get the controls down pat. The controls are very different than any football game I have played. After playing a few games I got the hang of it but it was not what I was expecting. I think this game will be a failure at launch since it will give everyone false hope of a game better than Madden.

The Good:

  • The gaming engine is amazing.
  • Running is finally easier than passing.

The Bad:

  • All players move the same.
  • Passing the ball is not easy.
  • No real teams/players.

I don’t see this game making an impact in the market. I rather play NFL Blitz or Madden.

Quick thoughts on E3 2010

Our friend Davy over at nerdpundit.com wrote a great review on the E3 2010. Be sure to check it out.

With Microsoft and Sony playing catch-up to Nintendo each with their own version of motion control, it was easy for Nintendo to steal the bacon. While Sony and Microsoft both attempted to wow us with their new hardware, which promises to make us feel more physically invested and involved in games, Nintendo instead focused on games. Promising a new Zelda, new Kirby, a new Donkey Kong Country, new Metroid, and a remake of Goldeneye 007.

I’m not trying to say that Microsoft and Sony didn’t give us anything to be excited about because they certainly did. Microsoft’s main highlights were when they debuted sequels to their most popular franchises Halo and Gears of War. Gears of War 3 is going to feature 4 player campaign mode which looks pretty awesome. Sony’s biggest highlights came from sequels to their younger franchises InfamousDead Space, and Little Big Planet. As well as a return of an old classic, Twisted Metal, whose multiplayer features might have you busy for hours.

We’re coming to a changing of the guard, where developers are excited to be rid of the confines of the typical controller, and are now experimenting with the limits of motion control games. Unfortunately we might have to endure a slew of crappy games until the industry molds to what works and what doesn’t. It would be foolish think there wasn’t a learning curve with these things. One motion control game that worries me is The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. I’m concerned about gamer’s stamina. To exhaust a Zelda title of all of its features can at times take 40+ hours. When the effort of a sword swing, bomb throw, or arrow shot is increased from a simple button combination to actual motions done performed by you, I worry that those 2-4 hour games will be a lot more tiring. Tiring to the point where effort verse return value might slip to the other side of the proverbial line, because if this happens and the effort of playing the game is greater than the entertainment value received from playing it then we’re going to see a lot of unfinished quests. This would be a terrible thing. I’m hoping in the future that there will be two types of games in for each system, motion control games and classic controller games, because sometimes I just want to sit back relax and let my character do all the work.

What was the most disappointing or exciting parts of E3 for you?

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Check Out: FLAM and the Hot Chick brought to you by DAPS

So DAPS has the best duo going on. FLAM and a hot chick, and this hot chick is slamming!

Am I right? Check out the rest of Halima’s pics here on DAPS.

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Check Out: Wanna Know How To Open A Beer With A Boob? A CD? Other Cool Stuff?

Over at Asylum today there’s a veritable college curriculum professing 15 different ways that one could open a bottle of beer. I’m going to dump the three I believe DAPS readers will be most interested in right here in this post:

First, here’s some chick opening up a bottle of beer for a game of pool beer pong, WITH HER TIT!:

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Daily Awesomeness: Stop being a jerk, and become a unicorn in 3 EASY steps!

We’ve all dreamed about it, until today few of us have taken the initiative to actually make it happen. Praise Jebus that the UnicornMe iPhone app is an actual thing that exists!

Younicorn is brought to you by the fantastical folks at mono, who firmly believe in the magic of simplicity, and that everyone looks better with a long, pointy horn growing out of their head.

The wizards of development were PopLife. They added their special blend of sparkles and potions to help us make Younicorn even Younicornier (via Younicornme.com)

Just look at how awesome it made Adam (of ska/punk outfit Avon Junkies) look!

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Check out: Sham the McGyptian’s Guide to the Bloodiest, drunkest, Most Fun-Filled St. Patrick’s Day EVER!

Greetings Valtrex Users,

As you can see from my call sign, I am Irish. Not 100% Irish, but a handsome, seabiscuit-like endowed half egyptian, half irish hybrid. With this Irish DNA coursing through my vas deferens, I am automatically qualified to give you tips on having a fun St. Patricks day, and as it were, I can also give you an in depth analysis of the transvestite culture in ancient Egypt, but I digress.

St. Patricks day is all about the three B’s.… Beer, Bitches, & Blunt force trauma

BEER

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Check Out: How Heineken pulled off the big soccer match trick.

Completely stealing from Chris and I proving the most genius media theory in the past 27 years, Heineken decided to stage an event that would force a bunch of Italian soccer fans to miss the big match between AC Milan and Real Madrid. After it was all said and done, they all watched the game and Heineken logos were being shown while a string quartet played some music.

Here is the newly released “making of” video that pretty much makes the whole pointless idea seem a little more pointless. (feel free to FFW through this garbage.)

Yawn.

Let me just say something here; I love the internet and shit because it’s like, how I learn stuff and look at ladys falling and screaming and stuff. But this whole “We are doing shit only so you blog about it because we want the free press” thing is getting old. And by old I mean that everyone sucks at it.

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