All of my friend will vouch for me, I’m usually the one falling asleep or passing out at parties. An, it’s not because I’m piss ass drunk it’s just that I can fall asleep ANYWHERE, and adding alcohol helps lot. Check out what this guys friend did to him when he passed out. Man, I’ve never been pranked this hardcore.
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Drinking and being over weight can affect your sex life guys. A new study shows over weight men have a lower testosterone count which can lead to bad sex in the bedroom! Hit the gym and drop those pounds so those ladies you pick up in the bar will answer the phone if you decide to call them back.
No commentsA link between well-being and a good sex life has been discovered, and it’s bad news for the beer bellies.
When men gain weight — the bad kind — a metabolic change happens that drops the hormone levels in the body. Researchers from the University of Buffalo recently determined that obese men have lower levels of testosterone, and when that male hormone drops, one of the biggest victims is bedroom performance.
The study shows that 40% of obese men have abnormally low levels of testosterone, which is bad news considering roughly one-third of the American male population is obese. (via: askmen)
After a long weekend of drinking, this includes Friday night and all day Saturday, I wondered to myself, ‘How do I know when enough is enough?’ I do not support drinking and driving whatsoever, so I try to balance my drinking with the time I’m leaving the party. If I can’t drive, I stay to sober up.
1) Eat before you drink: Eat pizza,wings,or some types of bar food to coat your stomach.
2) Remember this: Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before liquor, never sicker.
3) Pace yourself: If you are socially drinking with friends don’t pound beers to be a big-shot. Take your time.
4) If you cannot walk or talk straight don’t drive: Call a buddy if needed.
5) If you really are unsure about drinking/driving buy one of these: personal breathalyzer test.
Simple as that. Now I’m off to have another cold one.
No commentsOK, it’s Friday night and you want to get drunk, but you don’t have a lot of cash. This used to be a problem, but not anymore because today we are going to learn how to get shit-faced without spending a lot of money.
Step 1 is to pre-game. We all know it, we’ve all done it, now it’s time to practice it regularly. You know how this works, pound a couple of drinks before you leave the house and I suggest to go as far as mixing up a coffee cup for the road. Just don’t go nuts, you want to be able to walk when you get to the bar. You’re about to leave your house and there is just one thing left to take care of, flasks. If you have them, fill ‘em, as many as you can conceal. If you don’t, your fucked, maybe next time. Let’s go out.
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