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Here are some quick ideas for a first date:

1) Play video games – PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, it doesn’t matter. If your date is into video games, it might be time for some Street Fighter Turbo or some Wii Boxing.

2) Visit a new restaurant – New restaurants pop up all the time. Take 5-10 new restaurants put them in a hat and pick one out and go to it. It’s a gamble but worth the shot.

3) Eat in at your/her place- Ask before doing it but if she clears it, just order in.

4) The Aquarium/Zoo- Who doesn’t like the zoo? I am scared of snakes, but they are locked away. Show interest in all the animals.

5)Meet up for a drink- Harmless. If it doesn’t work out, you can leave it there and just move on.Who knows, she might stay around for dinner.

Let’s start with The Hoe Phone. Billy from Cleveland wanted to know how to juggle a new relationship and an old flame just in case the new relationship doesn’t work out. Trust me Billy, the new relationship won’t work if you talk to this old slut in front of your new lady. Take Brendan’s advice and purchase a Hoe Phone. Make sure it is never with you. She will look through it, trust me.

On to the Perfect Pad. Gentlemen, no girl wants to walk into a dirty, smelly, messy apartment. Please make sure you follow these great tips! We do not want to see pictures of half naked women on your wall. That’s so high school, college dorm room material. If that’s the time of girl you want to attract, be my guest. The couch must be comfortable. This is where we are going to want to cuddle with you and watch movies. If your lucky, this is where we will start with foreplay. Oh and please, no leather, our ass squeaks too much. A flat screen will impress the stupid girls. She’ll think you have a lot of money, so be my guest in getting one. Also, Brendan is spot on with the bed. A queen size or larger is ideal for those nights we sleep over. I know, and most other women do, that when we are finished with out business you like to have some alone time. You don’t want that girl all up in your shit. Get a bigger bed so she won’t be on top of you cuddling.

Christmas is over, but these great shopping tips will really win over your family and loved ones. Oh, and trust me, all women know how much you’ve spent. Waving something shiny in our faces isn’t going to change the fact that we will investigate how much you spent. But some girls, like me, don’t care what you’ve spent, but how much thought you put into the gift. Remember that.

Girls LOVE a man who can dress, that’s why Smart Shopping is the way to go. If a guy walks up to me in a bar with wrinkly jeans and a picture of Scooby Doo on his shirt, I’m going to turn the other way. Please save the graphic tee’s for bed. Don’t throw them away. The next girl who sleeps over is going to be looking for a shirt to wear to bed and this is the only things these shirts are good for. Sweaters look hot on a guy who is fit. I said fit! Not fat.

Carlo gave us an interesting perspective on first dates. He is right when he says that we don’t want to sit in your car all night looking for something to do. Please have something planned. Even if it’s a quick bite to eat, movies, or mini-golf, make the effort. it will pay off for you in the end. Also, please do not push a kiss. This may turn some women off. IF SHE WANTS TO KISS YOU, SHE WILL MAKE THE FIRST MOVE. Please read that sentence back to yourself before going on your next first date fellas.

Talking to us is quite simple. Don’t act like a fool and try to use lame pick-up lines because we’ve heard them all. They don’t work. None of them. So don’t think you are going to be Rico-Suave and use a new one, because it isn’t. Trust Me.

These are some of the great editions of The Bachelor’s Guide so far. Brendan has a lot of good advice that I agree with. So fellas, keep reading because this kid is going to get you places.

I often find that many single guys I know are pretty bad at entertaining women. This is why they are doomed to loneliness. Far too often, a buddy will come to me, looking to recap “what he did wrong” during his first date, and I always end up telling them that they did everything wrong.

First, we need to understand how the first date works. The first date is totally unique when compared to all others. It is merely a test given by both sides to see if you can spend a small amount of time with someone and actually have fun. The date NEEDS to be light and active. None of this heavy convo stuff, just some laughs, a few smiles and actually having some stuff to do.

Have something planned

Chicks DO NOT want to sit in your crappy car while you both figure out what you are in the mood to do. You might think “I don’t want to impose on her, I’ll just see what she wants to do.” WRONG. She doesn’t care about what you two do, she just wants to see if she likes you or not. My standard first date is planned as follows: Activity, Light Eats, Coffee, Home.

Activity:
This can be anything where you are not passively engaged. That means no movies, theatre, TV, concerts, or anything else where you are “watching” something. You two need to hang out, not sit in the same room. I suggest Mini-Golf, Bowling, Pool, or Ice Skating. The activity should last no more than an hour and a half. (BUT: be sure to make sure she’s happy. If she looks bored, get out of there and go grab a bite. Also, don’t ask her if she’s having fun, just read her body language, idiot.)

Note: This has a double purpose. Aside from actually doing something, it’s a great place to build that physical tension. Blood Pumping status on the real.

Light Eats:
Okay, this gets hairy. You don’t want to take her to a five-star restaurant for a six course meal, but you also don’t want to hit up Wendy’s Value Menu. Find a nice café, or food place that does appetizers. DON’T order a steak, just get some finger foods. You’ll share them and chat during the meal. Forks and knifes = conversation killer, as you will be focused on eating, and she will be self-concious about looking fat in front of you. Applebee’s (or any other chain place) is not really much better than Wendy’s, so you may have to do some research. DON’T Get coffee/dessert here. ALSO: DO NOT GET DRUNK. (Actually, limit yourself to TWO drinks MAX.)

Coffee:
This is where stuff get’s fun. If the date has been going well so far, you can seriously just say “Let’s grab a coffee real quick. You don’t mind Dunkin Donuts/Starbucks/WaWa right?” Seriously. You just left an intimate setting, why make another? Get out there and be a little public. It’s also a good chance to “play couple” and have some fun. (If the date goes a bit wonky, well you may need to isolate the date to a quieter/darker place. If it’s really bad, end the night here and cut your losses.)

You want to avoid getting drinks or being touchy-feely. Coffee is a perfect time to gauge her feelings towards the evening. If she seems like she’s up for some more fun, try to figure out a late night activity (this can be a bar, but try to avoid it). Do something silly and childish. It makes them feel like they are in a shitty Rom-Com.

Home:
Don’t push your luck buddy. A nice smooch on the cheek is fine when you walk her to her door. If you played your cards right, she’ll invite you in for a little game of “blueballs or not: you decide” which is a lot like Taboo, in where you have to get to the point without saying certain words. If you aren’t invited back in, don’t stress it. Call her the next day and tell her you had fun.

Okay, this is officially TL;DR but hopefully my use of Bold and Italics helped. now, go use this info and score some first date pussy!