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Posted on Nov 08, 2011 by — Sports — Add your take!

Patriots Fan Brawl from Sundays Game

You know what’s rare in NFL fan fight video history over the last decade? Patriots’ fans brawling with each other. Just doesn’t seem to happen because they’re all bros just destroying broads, cheering for championships and getting sized for Super Bowl rings. But, when Goldilocks & Hoodie lose two in a row, the loyalists start freaking out on each other. Take this brawl last night at the Giants game. It’s go time. Old bro isn’t down with Mayo’s shit-talking. Eventually, one guy takes matters into his own hands. BOOM! (via: bustedcoverage)

 

 

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Posted on Oct 17, 2011 by — Sports — Add your take!

Check Out: Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz Agrument

After giving the Lions their first loss of the season, their coach wasn’t to thrilled with the hand shake & the way their coach was celebrating at the end of the game. There will 100% be fines from the NFL after this fight. Check it out.

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Posted on Oct 03, 2011 by — Around the Web, Sports — Add your take!

Check Out: Sucker Punch at Raiders/Patriots Game

Add this to the growing number of fan incidents at Oakland Raiders games this season. Last week, we had chubby lady in bikini brawling and today, we have one of the nastiest sucker punches you’ll ever see.

Watch as one fan waits for a guy to turn his back before delivering a vicious blow to the back of the head. (via: guyism)

 

Being a New York Jet fan, I hope the Patriots fan is the one who got suckered punch. Maybe a little blow to the ego is due.

 

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Posted on Sep 23, 2011 by — Sports — Add your take!

New York Giants: What’s Next?

Terrell Thomas, Marvin Austin, Dominick Hixon, Clint Sintin, Jonathon Goff.  These are the New York Giant players who are out for the season at the time of this posting.  Osi Umenyiora, Justin Tuck, Prince Amukamura, Mario Manningham; these are the list of Giant players who have or will miss at least one game.  The season is only 1/8th over.  This is ridiculous.

This one was last year but you get the idea

Not only have they had unparalleled injuries but they lost their first game to the Washington fucken Redskins and their biggest rival; the Eagles spent the offseason creating a super team.  Not only this but some Jet fans have decided that since the Jets have had more recent success that they can act obnoxious and rip the Giants as if these 2 teams have an actual rivalry.  Here’s a hint, they don’t.

As Giant fans it seems like every week we ask ourselves “what else could go wrong?”  So at the risk of somehow causing the team more bad luck, here is a list of things that could possibly go wrong the rest of the season.

Hakeem Nicks nagging thigh injury forces him to miss time and Mario Manningham’s concussion is similar to Sidney Crosby’s and he is also out for the year.  If this happens Victor Cruz has to take time off from making pizzas and be the team’s #1 wideout.

The NFL bans Lycans thus forcing the team to find replacements for their top two running backs and best defensive player.

Peyton’s neck injury is contagious….

The team fires Tom Coughlin and brings back Ray Handley.

This is my nightmare!!!!!

The Eagles somehow trade for Patrick Willis and Brian Urlacher.

The team bans tailgating before games because too many fan are “drinking till they don’t feel feelings anymore”

The name of their Stadium is officially changed to Jet stadium.

The 2008 Super Bowl win is declared void because the Giants were found to be cheating.

If this was taken away from me I would have exactly 0 happy sports memories

Phil Simms gets Aids.

It turns out Lawrence Taylor is more of a douche than we already thought.

The team’s home games get blacked out for the first time in my lifetime.  Actually scratch that, maybe that wouldn’t be so bad after all…..

This blog needed one happy thing in it

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Posted on Sep 16, 2011 by — Sports — Add your take!

Pump The Breaks Bean Town!

 

As we head into week two of the 2011 NFL season, it seems that everyone is still a bit moist from the Monday night performance Tom Brady and the Patriots put on. While it was record breaking, I felt that the show put on by New England was anything but impressive. Yes, you read that right. What they did Monday night meant nothing in the grand scheme of this season.

You see folks, while the majority of you were planning hoe you were going to spend the next week, sucking Tom Brady’s dick, I was watching Chad (how the fuck did I get here) Henne put up over 400 yards and 24 points on the Patriots defense. So readers, what I would like you to do now is take a moment and think if a below average passer can do that much damage, what do you think a pro-bowl quarter back like Philip Rivers is going to do to the Patsies when he gets to town on Sunday?

The reason I tell you Bean Towners to pump the breaks is because if you thought Brady was going to pass for 500+ yards every week and out on a offensive clinic in front of every defense he plays, your sadly mistaken. But no worries, you have 48 more hours to walk around with your chest puffed out, but just know that down here in New York, we’re not too worried.

Prepare to be embarrassed Bostonians, because I have a feeling Rivers and quarter backs of his caliber are about to leave your secondary most confused that Bridget Moynahan after she walked in on a super model fisting her husband.

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Posted on Sep 14, 2011 by — Sports — 5 comments

The People REALLY In Your Fantasy Football League

Fantasy Football is huge. I estimated that 50% of people watching NFL games cared about the Fantasy implications and two of my friends insisted this number was too low. They think it is closer to 75%. All I know is that the last 4 weeks my Facebook news feed blew up with statuses regarding Fantasy Football drafts, not just from guys but even a few females. Heck, my sister who can’t name more than a dozen NFL players plays Fantasy Football. Basically if you have a moderate level of interest in the sport of football and a computer with internet connection than you probably play Fantasy Football.

However I am not here to give you advice, the internet is already full of people and columns doing just that, besides I went 1-5 last week (yes I have 6 teams and yes I know I have a problem). I am here to prepare you for the people you are going to meet in your fantasy football league.

Now I know you are inevitably saying one of two things. One is “Joe I already know what Fantasy Football participants are like, I watch The League.” The League is idiotic. It insults me not only as a fan of Fantasy Football but as somebody with a sense of humor. If your Fantasy League is like the one on the show, congrats you and your friends are the people who my friends and I make fun of.

Look how Zany we are!

You could also be saying, “Joe I know the people in my league, they are my co-workers/college friends/family/bar friends/homeless guy in the alley behind my house.” You may know them in real life but Fantasy Football as the name indicates is not real life. I don’t know why but some people transform into these insane humans when it comes to their Fantasy League. I am here to help prepare you newcomers for the people you will “meet” in your league.

Trader Joe: He offers everyone a trade every day. He probably tried to pull off a trade during the draft. In some extreme circumstances he is planning 2 or 3 moves ahead and is offering you a trade involving a player he HASN’T EVEN ACQUIRED YET. He would only be moderately annoying except all his offers are incredibly lopsided in his favor. Garret Hartley and Mark Sanchez for Tom Brady? Why wouldn’t you immediately pull the trigger? Just know a few things. One, this isn’t “the best he can do” and two, do not agree to a trade just to “get him to leave me alone”. I’ve seen this happen before, TWICE! Please don’t do this, it only encourages this behavior. In my league this person is known as Gusto.

He's good, if he's available you should deffinately pick him up in your league.

 

The Invisible Man: You can’t get in touch with him. Trade offers never get answered, waiver claims stop going in an in extreme scenarios lineups don’t get set. I hate this person. Fantasy Football requires about 30 minutes of time a week to avoid being this guy. If you are too busy for that then don’t play. You ruin the league for everyone else by being this guy. In my league we call these people Greg. The only way these people can be worse is if they are also the next person as well.

Slim Shady : Everyone who has done fantasy sports knows this guy. The season is long over, winners have been determined and he’s the one guy who hasn’t paid league fee. The winner and the commish both have to chase him for weeks just so that the winner can rightfully get what he’s earned. Let me be clear here so that there’s no confusion on how I feel; these people are some of the worst people on earth. They deserve to be kicked in the nuts everyday they haven’t paid. If you take nothing else from this column, avoid being this person at all costs.

Side Note: if your league is for money ALWAYS tip the commissioner 10% if you win unless the commissioner themselves also won money. If you don’t do this you are almost as bad as the person above.

Mr. Too Into This: This guy is way too into Fantasy Football. He always has suggestions on how to improve the league. Whether it’s FAB, extra flex spots, auction style draft, PPR, including punters, trading future draft picks, this guy always has an obscure idea that will make the league more fun. Problem is most of his ideas are only more fun for him. Most people like Fantasy Football because it is simple not because it is insanely complex and intricate. In my league this person is called Me.

Whiney McBitcherson: “You picked the guy I was going to pick” (said 9 picks before he was due to select) “I had the 5th most points this week but I lost” “Oh my God I can’t believe Tom Brady got 40 points against me”. In my league we tell this person to shut the fuck up.

The Hot Girl: I’m just kidding, attractive females don’t do Fantasy Football.

She's NOT in your league and if she is somebody else is managing her team

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Posted on Sep 09, 2011 by — Uncategorized — Add your take!

Matt Hasselbeck’s 9-11 Tribute Cleats

I will be attending Sunday, September 11th Jet season opener against the Cowboys. I am anticipating a huge 9-11 tribute. It is going to be a very emotional day for everyone, but especially in New York. It would have been great if the NFL would have scheduled the Jet/Giant game for that day, since they play each other this season, but I guess they were afraid of the lock out not being over yet.

Matt Hasselbeck has decided to pay tribute to those who have lost their lives that day, on his cleats.

Sunday also marks the 10th anniversary of 9/11 and the NFL is pulling out all the patriotic stops. So is Hasselbeck.

Or at least, so are Hasselbeck’s feet.

The quarterback got a pair of the most patriotic football cleats we’ve ever seen from Reebok. They scream at the top of their lungs, “I’m a goddam American and I will be goddamed if my feet don’t tell everyone I ooze patriotism!” (via: bustedcoverage)

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Posted on Sep 08, 2011 by — Sports — Add your take!

Peyton Manning to Miss Season Opener


So this is a huge blow to the Colts. Peyton Manning is one of the best quarter backs in the game today. Loosing him due to this surgery he a huge loss for the team. Hopefully, he will be back quickly so the Colts have a chance at a season this year.

Peyton Manning will officially miss the Colts season opener this Sunday. The announcement came from team vice-chairman Bill Polian today. This marks the first time since December 20th, 1997 that a quarterback other than Manning starts for the Indianapolis Colts. (via: guyism)

Check out this video of his 10 greatest playoff moments, being a Jet fan, I hope he doesn’t come back this season so we actually have a chance in the playoffs.

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Posted on Sep 07, 2011 by — Sports — Add your take!

High School Cheerleader Gets Tackled by Football Player

Simone Gray is a cheerleader for her high school, Garrett Academy, in South Carolina. She was knocked down by a football player who plays for her school when he couldn’t control his momentum trying to catch a long pass from his quarter back.

 

This South Carolina high school cheerleader was just minding her own business, cheering on Garrett Academy on the sidelines with her teammates. Unfortunately, her back was to the play and by the time she heard the warning, a player came barreling towards her, sending her brutally to the ground.

Thankfully, Simone Gray is ok. She told a local TV station that she didn’t remember much about the collision.

“I just remember getting hit and being on the floor, I heard my name being called, but I wasn’t paying attention,” she said. “Then he just came and swept me off my feet. I really couldn’t describe it. I don’t know what happened. All I remember was getting ice. …”

She added that the boy who laid her out hasn’t even apologized yet. What an a-hole. (via: guyism)

 

This guy didn’t even apologize to her yet? He slammed her into the ground so hard! Way to go on being the worlds biggest asshole right now #10!

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Posted on Aug 31, 2011 by — Pipe City — 5 comments

Pipe City: Jaime Edmondson

My full name is Jaime Faith Edmondson, and I’m a southern gal by nature. I grew up splitting my time between quiet Southern Georgia and bustling South Florida. I guess you could say “I’m a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll!” In true southern tradition, I come from a very large family and am the oldest of seven. I started modeling in my teens and it presented many opportunities at such a young age – I even traveled to Europe and Asia! But I also wanted to pursue other interests, and I did so by trying out and making the iconic Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders. I danced with the Miami Dolphins for six years and I have so many fond memories of game days, charity events and four military tours to support the troops, but the biggest honor (and surprise!) was being named an NFL Pro Bowl Cheerleader for the year 2007. (via: jaimeedmondson.net)

 

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