Being a New York Yankee fan all my life, I hated when K-Rod used to pitch for the Angels. He was somewhat of a Yankee killer, but when he came to the New York Mets, I was OK with it, since he was out of the A.L. Division and the Mets could use all the help they could get.
Mr. K-Rod, after last weeks incident of getting into a fight with your girlfriends father, you hurt your little thumb. Well, hurting your thumb has now landed you with getting surgery and also a restraining order that prevents you from entering the home or visiting your children without permission from Family Court.
You just K-Rod yourself.
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