George Carlin is probably one of my favorite comedians. He always spoke his mind and didn’t care whose feelings he hurt. Check out this stand up he did, it’s almost like he predicted Occupy Wall Street.
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Bachelor Links for Wednesday August 10.
Busty UK model Imogen Thomas is in Spain sunbathing.
Nude Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez Statue Headed For Installation In Dallas [uproxx]
Daniela Ruah of ‘NCIS: Los Angeles’ fame should wear nothing but lingerie all the time [guyism]
5 Guys Confess What They Really Think About Receiving Oral Sex [smitten]
In the Battle of Middle-Aged ‘Entourage’ Hotness Who You Got: Mrs. Ari or Dana Gordon? [brobible]
The Smoking Jacket’s favorite images tweeted by Adrianne Curry. [thesmokingjacket]
Your Favorite Celebrities Re-Imagined In Different Eras [uproxx]
A Heavy Dose Of TRUTH Courtesy Of The Late And The Great George Carlin [cavemancircus]
Money for Men: Avoid going broke in a recession [guyism]
Dana White Bans Speedos After Dennis Hallman Debacle [bustedcoverage]
Dude Unleashes Some TRUTH About Today’s Rappers [cavemancircus]
No commentsBill & Ted Part 3! NO WAY?! WAY!!
Greetings my excellent friends, it seems after almost two full decades, strange things are afoot at the Circle K once again. It’s true, after a lot of chatter and an utter marathon of twatting the rumors have been confirmed. “The Wyld Stallions” of San Demis California are back in the would be, third installment of the Bill and Ted saga and I’ve got a full-on robot chubby.
According to MTV news, the sequel to Excellent Adventure (1989), and Bogus Journey (1991) is in early stages of development! Word on the web is Alex Winter, Bill, has already committed to the film, probably because his career has flopped most heinously, but Keanu Reeves, Ted, is still on the fence, probably because he’s a ball bag who wants to destroy me childhood. (Fuk you Neo, the Lake House sucked!!)
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!! George Carlin will not be playing Rufus, because George Carlin is dead!
OK that’s pretty much all I can tell you for now because there’s very little info on the development of this film, so until next time “BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER” and as always “PARTY ON DUDES!”
P.S. I SAID PLUMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(via: http://www.comingsoon.net)
No comments5 Things Never To Say To A Female
So this post will be short and sweet as I am still trying to recover from the weekend. Remember a long time a go George Carlin did the The Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV bit. In case you forgot the link is below:
George Carlin – The Seven Words
Well what about the 5 Things Never To Say To A Female.
1) Is it that time of the month?
No guy should ever say this unless you want to be on her death wish. If she is giving you an attitude then she is not interested unless you get some kind of hint that she is playing hard to get which can still end the wrong way.
2) You remind me of my mother/grandmother.
Do not compare your mother to your girlfriend unless you’ve made it clear that you absolutely adore your mother/grandmother and think the world of them. If you don’t then don’t mention it. ‘Nuff Said.
3) My ex…
If you say this you are doomed from the start. I don’t care if you ex was Jessica Alba or Jessica Simpson. DON’T DO IT!!!!
4) Whats your number? and I don’t mean phone number.
Hold on a minute. You asked for her number. Her Phone Number right? Nope. How many people she slept with. So when she secretly tell you 5 and you tell her 50. Who feels like the bigger ass now? P.S. (Magic Johnson said he slept with over 1,000 women)
5) The C Word.
I don’t care if World War 3 was going to happen. NEVER EVER SAY THIS because you will start World War 3. Hell hath no fury like a woman SCORNED!
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