Did you know that the Japanese feel that if a Japanese woman’s nipples are pink, they are more likely to be pure and clean? WHAT?!?!?!? Don’t people know that the color of our nipple doesn’t change due to how many sexual partners we have had? Anyway, I found out that they actually make products to make your nipple hue look more pink.
The first product is called Virgin Pink and is made by a company called Coo Science Beauty which is based out of Tokyo. This cream is intended to make any area of your skin a lighter color, does that mean I can apply it to my vag too??
Another product on the market is called Virgin Peach! It is specifically designed to turn your nipples from a brown color to a light pink shade. Made by the company Glim they say that they sell more of this product around Valentine’s Day and Christmas. So is that the only time people get laid? I don’t think so.
The third product I found is called Finale Pinknipple Cream. It promises to turn your dark brown nipples to a bright vibrant pink color in about 4 weeks.
So fellas, if your girl is complaining that she doesn’t like the color of her nipples, or you don’t like the color of her nipples, pick one of these creams up and let the nipple lightening begin!
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