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Posted on Feb 16, 2010 by — Female Perspective — Add your take!

THE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE

Hi, this is Lauren and I’ll be filling in for your friendly bachelor Brendan this week. Seeing that most of Brendan’s posts are about how to get girls, I figured I could help out his followers with some insight and thoughts on what he has been telling you.

Let’s start with The Hoe Phone. Billy from Cleveland wanted to know how to juggle a new relationship and an old flame just in case the new relationship doesn’t work out. Trust me Billy, the new relationship won’t work if you talk to this old slut in front of your new lady. Take Brendan’s advice and purchase a Hoe Phone. Make sure it is never with you. She will look through it, trust me.

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Posted on Feb 09, 2010 by — advice, Broads/Sex — Add your take!

VALENTINES DAY


Lets face it gentlemen, this isn’t one of our favorite days. It’s all about the ladies here. So if you’ve been taking my advice lately, and have a special woman in your life, you better read this weeks edition. You won’t get laid for weeks if you don’t do anything.

Trust me, restaurants fill up quick on Valentine’s Day. So if you haven’t made reservations yet, you better get cracking. If your taking the same girl you’ve been dating for a while, ask her where she wants to go. She’ll like the fact you are involving her with the planning. If it’s someone new, make sure it’s a place you are familiar with. What the dress code is, the price range so your not surprised. But please. make sure you haven’t brought too many dates there before, you don’t want to run in to someone. Oh, and make sure you haven’t dated one of the waitresses.

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Posted on Jan 12, 2010 by — advice, Broads/Sex, Socializing — Add your take!

Talking to Women

What up bitches? I’m back. I hope you enjoyed Carlo’s edition of The Bachelor’s Guide. He gave some pretty sound advice on first dates. But as helpful as it was, the truth is, you’ve got to learn to crawl before you can run. So, that’s why this week, we are going to discuss the meat and potato’s of bachelor’s life. And that is, knowing how to talk to women.

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Ok, it’s Friday night and your about to hit the town. There is going to be a lot of girls out, but don’t be nervous, I’ve prepared you for this. Your outfit is fresh, and you walk out of your bachelor’s pad, ready to fill up the contact list on your hoe phone. Now that I’m done self plugging, we can move on. (HA, that link wasn’t even in context. I’m awesome. Anyway.)

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Posted on Dec 08, 2009 by — advice, Broads/Sex, Gadgets/Technology, Socializing — Add your take!

The Hoe Phone

Today’s question comes from Billy in Cleveland, Ohio.

Dear Brendan:

I recently started dating a girl, and I think it is getting pretty serious. I really like her a lot but we had a fight the other day after she saw a text convo I had with a girl I used to date. She told me I needed to stop talking to all the girl I’ve dated in the past if our relationship is going to work. I don’t want to screw this up, but at the same time, some of these girls have become friends and I would feel bad about cutting them out of my life. What should I do?

Well Billy, I know it sounds harsh but your problem is not an uncommon one. Sometimes women have a habit of being incredibly insecure. And in all fairness, you would probably be upset if she was talking to some guy that she used to play backseat rodeo with. And even though all hope seems to be lost, I think I could help you. Billy, what you need is a ‘Hoe Phone.’ A hoe phone is a pre-paid phone that your girlfriend should never know about.  Have you ever heard about men having hidden bank accounts? Well imagine this as your hidden skank account.

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