Natalie Portman’s Awesome Ass. That Is All.
Well not really all. Check out the red band trailer for her movie ‘Your Highness‘. Is it a stoner comedy? Nope.
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Michael Vick Erupts With 6 Touchdowns To Crush The Redskins
Vick looked untouchable wether he was throwing or even running Monday night against the Redskins. The Philadelphia Eagles QB left the game midway through the 4th quarter up 59-21. Vicks stats were listed at, 20/28, 333 yards, 4 TD, 0 INT, 150.7 QB Rating with 8 carries, 80 yards, 2 TD, 0 FUM. Good Lord!
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Dear Jane: How Do I Have Sex In Public?
Recently went on a date with a girl who gets excited by fooling around in public. Any tips on how to explore this naughtiness without ending up in lock-up for public indecency … or scarring some poor kid for life?
You want to have sex WHERE??? Just kidding!
You can start small, like grope her in public while standing on the grocery line, or waiting for a ticket for the movies. If you’ve surpassed that, then try fooling around in the movie theater. If you are professionals at that already, then try road head. It is usually a better idea to try that at night, on a road that isn’t busy. I have to say, it is much safer to park somewhere secluded and go at it.
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