JWoww never disappoints. She always, I man always is showing off her best asset, her boobies. They are fake and spectacular!
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No commentsDJ Pauly D Blasts Abercrombie & Fitch
Abercrombie & Fitch has asked the Jersey Shore cast to stop wearing their clothes. Are the dumb? You should be thanking them for wearing your shirts without pumping them money for advertisement. Personally this is a dumb move by A&F.
PAULY D is firing back at Abercrombie & Fitch after the clothing brand decided that they didn’t want “Jersey Shore” stars wearing their clothes anymore—and he actually made a very good point!
Pauly D took to Twitter yesterday and wrote: ““Hmmm if They Don’t Want Us To Wear Those Clothes Why Make GTL Shirts #yourPRsux”
The reality star even attached a picture of the said shirt to his tweet to back his claim!
FYI, the acronym “GTL” stands for “Gym, Tan, Laundry,” a saying among the “Jersey Shore” boys which was coined by The Situation.
As previously reported by celebrity news, Abercrombie & Fitch announced that they no longer wanted the “Jersey Shore” stars wearing their clothes—they even went as far as to offer them money. The company claimed: “This association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.”
Meanwhile, MTV responded: ““It’s a clever PR stunt and we’d love to work with them on other ways they can leverage Jersey Shore to reach the largest youth audience on television.”
Aside from the “GTL” shirts, A&F even made shirts that read “The Fitchuation.” (via: anythinghollywood)
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Conan & The New Cast of Jersey Shore Audition Tapes
Oh Coco, your skits & videos always make me laugh. Nothing has entertained me more this week on your show then the new cast of the Jersey Shore audition tapes. I must say, I wouldn’t mind being in a shore house with these guys. Well, maybe not that old guy.
No comments‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Filming Their Final Season
Sources connected with “Jersey Shore” confirm with TMZ … MTV will say goodbye for good to the current cast when they wrap Season 5.
Although some big wigs on the show denied it last week, we’re told MTV wants a fresh cast of characters after they wrap Season 5 — which begins shooting in New Jersey Monday.
Here’s the thing. MTV gets the best of both worlds. They can keep the “Jersey Shore” machine going by growing a new crop of much cheaper stars. And, as for the break-outs in the original cast — including The Situation, Snooki, JWOWW and Pauly D … the network has already signed them to spinoffs. (via: TMZ)
Will the show be the same with a new cast? I don’t think so. No one can replace this group of guido’s & guidette’s . Their spinoff shows will do much better than the new cast of Jersey Shore.
No commentsBreaking News: Jersey Shore Spin-offs in 2012
That’s right folks. If you love the Jersey Shore and cannot until the next season starts with the cast in Italy, your fix will be soon filled. DJ Pauly D, JWoww & Snooki are getting their own reality shows.
No commentsPauly D will have his own reality show … so will Snooki and Jwoww — now that MTV has officially ordered 12 episodes of each spin-off.
TMZ broke the story that Snooki and Jwoww had been shooting a pilot episode for their show — which will chronicle their experiences as roommates after their lives on “Jersey Shore.”
As for Pauly D — MTV says his show will focus around his life on the road as “one of the country’s most in-demand DJs.”
Both shows are scheduled to debut on MTV in 2012. (via: TMZ)
Man Moment: Just In Case You Forgot This Happened
That’s right, I did it. With tonight’s season finale of Jersey Shore, I thought it would be fitting to remind you all of the punch heard all around the world.
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5 Ways To Make The VMA’s Better
Most of us watched the MTV VMA’s last night. I swear it’s getting worse and worse every year. Come on MTV, you can do better than this.
1) Better Hosts: Could MTV have picked a less funny comedian than Chelsea Handler? Really? Really??… George W. Bush could have provided more “humor”.
2) Better Performers: Who wants to watch Justin Bieber perform again? I can’t stand Justin Bieber, and the Linkin Park performance was horrible. Can we have someone like Green Day perform please?
3) More Awards: THIS IS AN AWARDS SHOW DAMMIT!!! Last night they only gave 7 out of the 14. Did you know that Jay-Z & Alicia Keys won for “Empire State of Mind”? No, because MTV didn’t air the other 7 awards they gave out.
4) Better Commercials: Same commercials over and over. I don’t expect Superbowl commercials, but I do expect something other than reruns of Jersey Shore previews.
5) Better Clothing: I wish Katy Perry would have had a nip slip so we can all satisfy our fantasies.
Check out why Average DAPS Reader: Did Not Watch The VMA’s
Now, let’s give it up for the ASSHOLES!
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This Guy Sucks: The Situation
I’m sick of these Jersey Shore idiots. Not everyone in the world is like you. Please stop acting like asses. Especially you Mike, making $5 million this year for being on a TV show that sucks. On top of it all, you are going on Dancing With The Stars. I would rather see Bill Gates, Mike Tyson, or even myself than you.
Please don’t go around telling everyone that you’re the underdog of DWTS because you’re not. You know why? Because you have this mass following for no reason that will vote for you.
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