Hi, this is Lauren and I’ll be filling in for your friendly bachelor Brendan this week. Seeing that most of Brendan’s posts are about how to get girls, I figured I could help out his followers with some insight and thoughts on what he has been telling you.
Let’s start with The Hoe Phone. Billy from Cleveland wanted to know how to juggle a new relationship and an old flame just in case the new relationship doesn’t work out. Trust me Billy, the new relationship won’t work if you talk to this old slut in front of your new lady. Take Brendan’s advice and purchase a Hoe Phone. Make sure it is never with you. She will look through it, trust me.
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