Selena Gomez is starting WAY too young having an upskirt moment. How old is this chick? Someone show her pics of Lindays’ mug shot & Britney with no hair and tell her this is the path she is going down. END IT NOW!
Selena Gomez Pulls a Lindsay & Britney!
Lohan May Look Like A Skank, But Has Nice Cleavage
Ah, Lindsay Lohan. Looks skankier and skankier with every photo shoot that comes out. To be honest, she doesn’t look too bad in these shots for Terry Richardson, but then again, who’s lookin’ at her face?
Lindsay Lohan, in Paris for Fashion Week, was spotted with Terry Richardson taking pictures and showing a lot of cleavage. Pretty much what you expect from a girl blowing off her responsibilities.
Besides that, Lindsay also penned a short essay for Marilyn: Intimate Exposures, a new book about Marilyn Monroe. She starts off talking about he she can relate to Marilyn Monroe but it quickly devolves into an essay about herself and how everyone is out to get her.
‘I was twelve and watching the film “Niagara” over and over again when I was shooting The Parent Trap. I didn’t refer to it as film noir then. I just thought it was dark and full of emotion. Marilyn was the beautiful bad girl in that tight, rose-colored dress. The character she played was strong and taking control, which I unconsciously knew at that young age was a necessary quality for a woman. I had seen what my mother, whom I love, had gone through with my father. She, I and my brother Michael, my sister Aliana, and my youngest brother Dakota were in a constant state of uncertainty. I would have to put myself between him and my siblings.’
Bachelor Links for Tuesday September 20.
Kate Upton Just Belongs In Her Underwear.
He Said/She Said [TotallyCrap]
The Best Parts of Lingerie Football [CoedMagazine]
Build a Perfectly Balanced Body [menshealth]
Jumping the Shark in Episode One [gq]
‘Tom Selleck’s Mustache’ Is The Supercut To End All Supercuts [uproxx]
The World’s Largest Sperm Bank Turns Down Redheads Because No One Wants Ginger Babies [brobible]
Amy Paffrath makes the news worthy [guyism]
Miss Universe Contestants…In Bikinis [donchavez]
Lindsay Lohan Making Out With Her Mom Confuses Everyone [flisted]
No comments5 Things You Might Have Missed This Weekend
Welcome to this Mondays post with what you missed this weekend.
Yankees: After losing two games to Boston, the Yankees finally pulled out a win over the Boston Red Socks. How you might ask? Bases loaded, Bottom of the 10, tied 3-3 and Okajimi decided to walk in Miranda. That my friends might be the best game of the year for the Yankees.
Jets: The Jets needed this win over the Miami Dolphins to take their division and came through with a big win. What a game! Did anyone see the hit on Ronnie Brown by David Harris? If anyone can find the video of that, post it in the comments. I’d like to see it again.
Around The Network
Our network is full of really great bloggers and writers. Some of us have great advice or find some really cool stuff on the Internet. Check out some of the great posts that we wrote this week.
FLAM’s Fashion Fail: Flip Flops
Flip flops are usually pretty gross. Wearing them at the beach is A-ok. Putting them on in your own home is totally acceptable. Getting the mail, and walking your dog? Also fine. But hanging out in public with flip flops is a bad look. Why not wear cooler footwear to max out your outfit? It’s so disappointing to see a beautiful girl wear a sexy dress and cheap Old Navy flip flops. People shouldn’t wear them while sporting nice clothes. You ever ask a girl out on a date, and she comes out wearing flops? It’s fucked up!
If you absolutely must wear flip flops cause you’re effin lazy, at least mix them up and wear clean ones. Those nasty once white but now brown/black flimsy sandals are filthy. Show some goddamn respect for yourselves.
Check out the rest of the article here.
Emilio Sparks found the hot pics of Lindsay Lohan pre-jail time for Complex magazine. Check out the rest of her pics here.
Dear Jane: Will Anal Sex Make Me Crap The Bed?
Is your girl afraid of anal? Read this post with her and maybe she will feel more conftorable about it.
Basics:
Anal sex for the weary is an all day process. You’ll want to eat right that day so your body easily eliminates (you take a really good poop that day before sex).
Preparation can include:
Shaving your ass if you’re self conscious about hair, and giving yourself a cleansing enema.
When buying an enema you want a simple set up. Spill out the solution they give you in the bottles, it is better to just use warm water. You’ll want to rinse your body out a couple of times till you are satisfied with the liquid coming out of your body from the enema. You could do this all in your shower, but remember that it is all going down the drain pipes – you are better off doing the enema process on the toilet (with a good book while you wait).
Don’t wash out more than 5 times, in my opinion, this starts to agitate your bowels.
You cannot skip this step. Play with a butt plug, or a dildo and a good silicone lubricant. This will relax your sphincter muscles. What porno isn’t showing you before those women take it in the ass, is the prep they do before hand with toys.
Continue reading this post here.
Thanks to Kidd Future for finding this!
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