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FLAM’s Fashion Fail: Flip Flops

Flip flops are usually pretty gross. Wearing them at the beach is A-ok. Putting them on in your own home is totally acceptable. Getting the mail, and walking your dog? Also fine. But hanging out in public with flip flops is a bad look. Why not wear cooler footwear to max out your outfit? It’s so disappointing to see a beautiful girl wear a sexy dress and cheap Old Navy flip flops. People shouldn’t wear them while sporting nice clothes. You ever ask a girl out on a date, and she comes out wearing flops? It’s fucked up!

If you absolutely must wear flip flops cause you’re effin lazy, at least mix them up and wear clean ones. Those nasty once white but now brown/black flimsy sandals are filthy. Show some goddamn respect for yourselves.

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Lindsay Lohan Does Complex

Emilio Sparks found the hot pics of  Lindsay Lohan pre-jail time for Complex magazine. Check out the rest of her pics here.

Dear Jane: Will Anal Sex Make Me Crap The Bed?

Is your girl afraid of anal? Read this post with her and maybe she will feel more conftorable about it.

Basics:

Anal sex for the weary is an all day process.  You’ll want to eat right that day so your body easily eliminates (you take a really good poop that day before sex).

Preparation can include:

Shaving your ass if you’re self conscious about hair, and giving yourself a cleansing enema.

When buying an enema you want a simple set up.  Spill out the solution they give you in the bottles, it is better to just use warm water.  You’ll want to rinse your body out a couple of times till you are satisfied with the liquid coming out of your body from the enema.  You could do this all in your shower, but remember that it is all going down the drain pipes – you are better off doing the enema process on the toilet (with a good book while you wait).

Don’t wash out more than 5 times, in my opinion, this starts to agitate your bowels.

You cannot skip this step. Play with a butt plug, or a dildo and a good silicone lubricant.  This will relax your sphincter muscles.  What porno isn’t showing you before those women take it in the ass, is the prep they do before hand with toys.

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MJ Speaks On Miami Heat Trio

Thanks to Kidd Future for finding this!