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As you may or may not know, I am a huge New York Yankee fan. I try to go to a game at least twice a month to fulfill my fix. This past Saturday, I had the chance to take my dad to his very first Old Timers Day. The day was really for him and I just relaxed and enjoyed the show, but I looked around and noticed some odd things.
There are some unspoken rules when going to baseball games so here they are:
1) Opposing Team: I do not hate Mets/Boston/Tampa Bay fans. Everyone is entitled to like the team they want but if you are going to go, do not make a fool out of yourself and start chanting for the other team.
2) Beer: The vendors work hard so do not give them a hard time. They walk all the way up to the last row to hand you a cold one at least be thankful and tip them.
3) Food: Yes I know the prices for food are crazy, but the guy behind the counter did not make up the prices. Do not try to argue with him over prices. The last thing you want is a spitball in your food.
4) Seating: People have a habit of just sitting their asses wherever they want. DON’T. Nothing irks me more than me getting to the game and someone is sitting in my seat and they give me a dirty look like it’s my fault.
5) Transportation: Driving to the Bronx is a nightmare so I don’t drive. Taking the Staten Island Ferry to the 4 Train, subway, is the easiest way to get to the game. Let this rule be clear, it’s called Public Transportation. Hey, jacked MoFo who cannot turn your neck, you do not own the train so if you do not fit get off. I am sure another train will be coming 3 minutes from now.
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