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Posted on Aug 05, 2010 — Broads/Sex / Socializing / advice — No comments — Posted by Kristin

Friends, Or More Than?

When you first begin talking to someone, there is something that must be discussed right away or your in for a roller-coaster ride of bullshit. Either this is just a fling where you will have great sex (hopefully) or you will be dating at some point, where feelings will come into play. Sounds easy right? Well itʼs not. One of the biggest mistakes you can make is assume that the other person wants to be more than, when they donʼt.

This doesnʼt have to be an awkward conversation either. Youʼre both mature adults right? (Yes, even though you play video games for 5 hours after work in your undies, you can still be mature). If you were looking for something more and she isnʼt, then take it for what it is and just enjoy the fun. But there are two rules that you must follow.

1.Donʼt ask questions! You donʼt want to know if sheʼs dating someone else, if she is sleeping with someone else, where she is going or who she is with. It has to be strictly a “Want to come over?” relationship. The more you know, the more you will become needy, get an attitude, jealous and just fuck this up. (Say no all you want, this ALWAYS happens).

2.Donʼt say how you feel! Now normally I would suggest that you always tell someone how you feel about them, but in this case itʼs better to just keep quiet. If you tell her that you are catching feelings, she may run for cover and thatʼs the end of your fun- stress-free relationship.

As long as that boundary isnʼt crossed, tip-toed near or even glanced at you should have no problems.

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Posted on Jul 29, 2010 — Broads/Sex — No comments — Posted by Kristin

The Rules of Attraction

Have you ever played a game, lets just say bowling, with a friend or acquaintance of the opposite sex and realized you were very attracted to them all of a sudden? You just looked at them and got the chills? Weird huh… Itʼs actually not as weird as you might think. Games create competition because they have rules and rewards and there is a challenge. The reward could be something as simple as loser buys the winner a beer, dinner, a lap dance (if your lucky). And whats the reward for the loser? Watching the other person do their victory dance. Everyone has one, I know I do and itʼs quite amusing. And then theres the “Na na na na na na, I beat you, I beat you!!” Although that might be a bit second grade.

Just look at animals, we will use lions as an example. Two male lions see a poor, helpless deer; Bambi (insert awww here). The female lion is lounging out under a tree watching as the two go for Bambi. Who is she going to be more attracted too? The one who got Bambi. Same concept for us humans.

Brain waves are going, juices are flowing, your in a good mood and BAMMM. Attraction.

My fellow writer Craig said in his last post that video games were a great idea for a first date and he was definitely right. Games = competition. Where do you usually play video games? On a bed or a couch, your all set for a good night!

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Posted on Jul 22, 2010 — Broads/Sex / Fitness/Health/Diet/Hygiene — No comments — Posted by Lauren

Do you want more Pinkish Nipples?

Did you know that the Japanese feel that if a Japanese woman’s nipples are pink, they are more likely to be pure and clean? WHAT?!?!?!? Don’t people know that the color of our nipple doesn’t change due to how many sexual partners we have had? Anyway, I found out that they actually  make products to make your nipple hue look more pink.

The first product is called Virgin Pink and is made by a company called Coo Science Beauty which is based out of Tokyo. This cream is intended to make any area of your skin a lighter color, does that mean I can apply it to my vag too??

Another product on the market is called Virgin Peach! It is specifically designed to turn your nipples from a brown color to a light pink shade.  Made by the company Glim they say that they sell more of this product around Valentine’s Day and Christmas. So is that the only time people get laid? I don’t think so.

The third product I found is called Finale Pinknipple Cream. It promises to turn your dark brown nipples to a bright vibrant pink color in about 4 weeks.

So fellas, if your girl is complaining that she doesn’t like the color of her nipples, or you don’t like the color of her nipples, pick one of these creams up and let the nipple lightening begin!

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Posted on Jul 19, 2010 — Broads/Sex / advice — No comments — Posted by Kristin

Have Her Thinking You’re a Sex God

Women are known to fake orgasms more often than men. This probably because A: itʼs easier for us to fake it while itʼs not so easy for you guys and B: the sex probably sucked because you were too busy thinking about the “sex god” that you are, and I use this term loosely, instead of pleasing your partner. Want your partner to really think that your a sex god? Try some positions that have better penetration for her (and this means better for you also, stop being so selfish).

Missionary is an oldie but goodie. This is good for eye contact. Try some variations and have her wrap her legs are you or put her feet flat with her legs bent.

Have her get on top for awhile, you canʼt do all the work (ha). This is good for her because she can take control of the speed and rhythm and you can lie there and look at how sexy she is and enjoy.

In addition to her being on top, reverse cowgirl is great for hitting her G-Spot which will drive her wild.

Thereʼs nothing wrong with asking if she likes it or how it feels (dirty talk can be fun). And if your doing one position for too long, ask her if she wants to try a different position. This will give you the opportunity to get creative with some of the above positions and also give you a fast break so that you can keep going and going and going… Well, hopefully. We donʼt want no minute man!

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Posted on Jul 07, 2010 — Broads/Sex — No comments — Posted by Kristin

No Sex is No Bueno

Sex is important for relationships. Once you have been intimate with your significant other it becomes apart of the relationship; a way to express your love or even take out some frustration (make-up sex?). No matter what reason your doing the no-pants-dance it plays more of a role in your relationship than you may think. So when one person is unhappy with the intimacy in the relationship or it disappears, your love boat might be sinking quicker than the Titanic.

Need to put the fun back in sex? Get him/her in the mood again? Spice it up? Just throw some Adobo on it and yell BAM! like Emril…Just kidding, sort of.

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Posted on May 25, 2010 — Network Crossover — No comments — Posted by Lauren

CHECK OUT: Jane Says: Take Care Of Your BIGGEST Sex Organ

It isn’t your tongue, boobs, or brain.  Certainly isn’t a penis or vagina. Nope, Nope, NOPE.

It is your SKIN!

With the coming of summer there are many people out there excited to start shedding the winter layers and baring some skin.  This is an exciting time of year for many, especially the sexually imaginative looking at your beautiful cleavage and wondering what you feel like in their bed.  I just hope you (guys) realize that we’re lookin’ at you too.

But how do you get people to want to touch you?  By having great skin.  I could tell you which store bought lotions have worked for me, and which are clinically proven to blah blah blah, I could even remind you that I just did an Earthly Body post BUT I’m not going to.

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Posted on Jan 05, 2010 — Broads/Sex / Food/Beverage / Socializing / advice — 1 comment — Posted by Brendan

The Perfect First Date

Hi, I’m Carlo. I’m covering for Brendan this week…

I often find that many single guys I know are pretty bad at entertaining women. This is why they are doomed to loneliness. Far too often, a buddy will come to me, looking to recap “what he did wrong” during his first date, and I always end up telling them that they did everything wrong.

First, we need to understand how the first date works. The first date is totally unique when compared to all others. It is merely a test given by both sides to see if you can spend a small amount of time with someone and actually have fun. The date NEEDS to be light and active. None of this heavy convo stuff, just some laughs, a few smiles and actually having some stuff to do.

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