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The 9 Ways to Treat a Woman [heavy]

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How to Haunt Your Own House [mademan]

What Is The Kinkiest Thing You’ve Ever Done? [coedmagazine]

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Kate Upton Beach Bunny 2012 Lola Cruise.

How to Memorize Anything You Want: A Quick Primer on Mental Mapping [artofmanliness]

Ridiculous Tips for a Miserable Sex Life [nerve]

The 100 Best Fitness Tips [menshealth]

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The 50 Best Dive Bars In NYC [complex]

MELISSA SATTA LOOKING GOOD IN A BIKINI.

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At the moment I’m in between relationships. Sad I know. But that shouldn’t stop me from enjoying the finer things in life. And by finer things in life I mean, the only thing that really matters to all guys out there, PUSSY.

Your probably asking yourself “Friends with Benefits? Really?” Yes really. Don’t watch that horrid Justin Timberlake movie as an example of what to expect. According to a Michigan State University study 74 percent of Friends with Benefits relationships don’t destroy the friendship. YAY!

If romcoms are to be believed, FWB situations always end up with the friends living sexily ever after. Now, you’re savvy enough to know that’s super far-fetched—the same Michigan State study found that only 10 percent of FWB arrangements end in real romantic relationships.

But here’s the shocking part: They also found that just 26 percent of FWB actually ended in a wrecked friendship. Here’s a better way to look at it: 74 percent of FWB relationships DON’T destroy the friendship.

If you enter a Friends with Benefits relationship you have a 10% chance of becoming sweethearts (awww!) and a 74% chance of keeping your current friendship. Sounds win win, right? That’s because it is.

You have the math/ statistics in your corner so get out there and start some Friends with Benefiting!!

Here’s some good tips:

8 ways to turn a female friend into more (for all you guys out there)

or

From Gal Pal To Girlfriend…In 3 Easy Steps (for the ladies)

Hottest Erin Andrews Squat Workout You’ll See All Day.

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From Gal Pal to Girlfriend…in 3 Easy Steps [yourtango]

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Have Steamy Weeknight Sex—Today! [menshealth]

8 ways to turn a female friend into more [guyism]

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20 More Things You Don’t Know About Women [esquire]

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I wonder what it feels like to want to sex all day, every day, having to be on prescription medication to control your cravings? Well, this 27 year old British woman has admitted that she is a sex addict and has gone trough 70 lovers through the course of 10 years.

Morning, noon, and night the craving never stops for a 27 year old British woman that publicly confessed to being a sex addict.  Through counseling and better living through pharmaceuticals, the woman is taking back control of her life and giving her boyfriend a much needed hiatus.

The woman demanded sex from her more than 70 lovers over the course of ten years in the morning and then again in the evening.  If they weren’t able to satisfy her, she’d often get moody and even violent.  She’s even admitted to throwing a mobile phone at one of her former lovers. Apparently alcohol aggravated her addiction, but now that she is older, more sober, and hopped up on prescriptions, she is less demanding of her bed buddies.

The woman complains that every waking moment she is thinking about and craving sex. She says that her desire for sex consumes her and that hardly anyone can understand her plight. (via: zzinsider)

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How much sex is “normal” when youʼre in a relationship? Have you ever wondered if youʼre having enough? Every single relationship is different. No matter what your friends, co-workers, or even partner tell you no two relationships are the same. Just because your friend is having sex 3 times a night, 4 nights a week doesnʼt mean thatʼs the norm. There are tons of different factors into a couples sexual habits. Do they live together? How often do they see each other? What kind of stress do they deal with? What are their sex drives? Are the satisfied with the sex they are having? And tons of others. So donʼt think that just because you have less sex than someone you know means youʼre abnormal.

If you are unhappy with how often you and your partner are having sex talk to them about it. The worst thing you could do is to hold it in and hope it gets better because if it doesnʼt youʼre more likely to go find it somewhere else- and cheating is NOT the right answer to the problem. Talk to your partner and tell them you think you should be having sex more often or just jump their bones when there looking all sexy on the couch. And if the reason your not having more sex is because itʼs become boring or routine, you can change that!

Once you have sex with someone youʼre in a relationship it becomes a part of that relationship and it needs to stay healthy just like you. When the sex decreases… so do other things.

How much sex is “normal” when youʼre in a relationship? Have you ever wondered if youʼre having enough? Every single relationship is different. No matter what your friends, co-workers, or even partner tell you no two relationships are the same. Just because your friend is having sex 3 times a night, 4 nights a week doesnʼt mean thatʼs the norm. There are tons of different factors into a couples sexual habits. Do they live together? How often do they see each other? What kind of stress do they deal with? What are their sex drives? Are the satisfied with the sex they are having? And tons of others. So donʼt think that just because you have less sex than someone you know means youʼre abnormal.

If you are unhappy with how often you and your partner are having sex talk to them about it. The worst thing you could do is to hold it in and hope it gets better because if it doesnʼt youʼre more likely to go find it somewhere else- and cheating is NOT the right answer to the problem. Talk to your partner and tell them you think you should be having sex more often or just jump their bones when there looking all sexy on the couch. And if the reason your not having more sex is because itʼs become boring or routine, you can change that!

Once you have sex with someone youʼre in a relationship it becomes a part of that relationship and it needs to stay healthy just like you. When the sex decreases… so do other things.

1) Movie/TV: My DVR is screaming at me. Time to catch up on CSI, The Walking Dead, NCIS, and whatever else I record recently.

2) Read: I honestly hate reading, but that’s what you do when you have nothing else to do. Lately, I have been reading Gary Vaynerchuk Crush It. It’s worth the read.

3) Video Games: Typical, but I still have not reached Inheritor in Halo 3 Reach yet.

4) Music: There are so many good bands out there, but dont get the credit they deserve. Here are two awesome bands that you might not know about: Lights Resolve & Avon Junkies.

5) Pro-Create: OK. OK. Typical answer from a guy but nows the time so the kid/baby is born in the Summerish. You have all day to try to get it right.

Hello all! Itʼs been a rough week for me, recovering from Labor Day partying and all (who the fuck am I kidding, I worked all weekend and slept) but I just have one quick word of advice.

Make sure you sexually satisfy your partner. If you donʼt, someone else will! (I guess that was more than a word of advice, more like a sentence)

Yeah I know, I know.. ______ loves me. _____ would never cheat on me. Thatʼs what you think. We all go a little wacky after lack of sexytime. If you have to pause to think about when the last time you hit the sack with your partner, I advise you to immediately stop reading this….. ”AND GO FU…. HAVE SEX!!!”

When you first begin talking to someone, there is something that must be discussed right away or your in for a roller-coaster ride of bullshit. Either this is just a fling where you will have great sex (hopefully) or you will be dating at some point, where feelings will come into play. Sounds easy right? Well itʼs not. One of the biggest mistakes you can make is assume that the other person wants to be more than, when they donʼt.

This doesnʼt have to be an awkward conversation either. Youʼre both mature adults right? (Yes, even though you play video games for 5 hours after work in your undies, you can still be mature). If you were looking for something more and she isnʼt, then take it for what it is and just enjoy the fun. But there are two rules that you must follow.

1.Donʼt ask questions! You donʼt want to know if sheʼs dating someone else, if she is sleeping with someone else, where she is going or who she is with. It has to be strictly a “Want to come over?” relationship. The more you know, the more you will become needy, get an attitude, jealous and just fuck this up. (Say no all you want, this ALWAYS happens).

2.Donʼt say how you feel! Now normally I would suggest that you always tell someone how you feel about them, but in this case itʼs better to just keep quiet. If you tell her that you are catching feelings, she may run for cover and thatʼs the end of your fun- stress-free relationship.

As long as that boundary isnʼt crossed, tip-toed near or even glanced at you should have no problems.

Have you ever played a game, lets just say bowling, with a friend or acquaintance of the opposite sex and realized you were very attracted to them all of a sudden? You just looked at them and got the chills? Weird huh… Itʼs actually not as weird as you might think. Games create competition because they have rules and rewards and there is a challenge. The reward could be something as simple as loser buys the winner a beer, dinner, a lap dance (if your lucky). And whats the reward for the loser? Watching the other person do their victory dance. Everyone has one, I know I do and itʼs quite amusing. And then theres the “Na na na na na na, I beat you, I beat you!!” Although that might be a bit second grade.

Just look at animals, we will use lions as an example. Two male lions see a poor, helpless deer; Bambi (insert awww here). The female lion is lounging out under a tree watching as the two go for Bambi. Who is she going to be more attracted too? The one who got Bambi. Same concept for us humans.

Brain waves are going, juices are flowing, your in a good mood and BAMMM. Attraction.

My fellow writer Craig said in his last post that video games were a great idea for a first date and he was definitely right. Games = competition. Where do you usually play video games? On a bed or a couch, your all set for a good night!

The first product is called Virgin Pink and is made by a company called Coo Science Beauty which is based out of Tokyo. This cream is intended to make any area of your skin a lighter color, does that mean I can apply it to my vag too??

Another product on the market is called Virgin Peach! It is specifically designed to turn your nipples from a brown color to a light pink shade.  Made by the company Glim they say that they sell more of this product around Valentine’s Day and Christmas. So is that the only time people get laid? I don’t think so.

The third product I found is called Finale Pinknipple Cream. It promises to turn your dark brown nipples to a bright vibrant pink color in about 4 weeks.

So fellas, if your girl is complaining that she doesn’t like the color of her nipples, or you don’t like the color of her nipples, pick one of these creams up and let the nipple lightening begin!

Women are known to fake orgasms more often than men. This probably because A: itʼs easier for us to fake it while itʼs not so easy for you guys and B: the sex probably sucked because you were too busy thinking about the “sex god” that you are, and I use this term loosely, instead of pleasing your partner. Want your partner to really think that your a sex god? Try some positions that have better penetration for her (and this means better for you also, stop being so selfish).

Missionary is an oldie but goodie. This is good for eye contact. Try some variations and have her wrap her legs are you or put her feet flat with her legs bent.

Have her get on top for awhile, you canʼt do all the work (ha). This is good for her because she can take control of the speed and rhythm and you can lie there and look at how sexy she is and enjoy.

In addition to her being on top, reverse cowgirl is great for hitting her G-Spot which will drive her wild.

Thereʼs nothing wrong with asking if she likes it or how it feels (dirty talk can be fun). And if your doing one position for too long, ask her if she wants to try a different position. This will give you the opportunity to get creative with some of the above positions and also give you a fast break so that you can keep going and going and going… Well, hopefully. We donʼt want no minute man!

Need to put the fun back in sex? Get him/her in the mood again? Spice it up? Just throw some Adobo on it and yell BAM! like Emril…Just kidding, sort of.

Start off the day by sending your lover a sexy text message reminding them of how sexy you think they are, or how you canʼt wait to be alone later this evening. Even go as far as saying WHAT you want to do to them. This will help get the juices flowing and the anticipation building.

Surprise them with a romantic home-cooked meal that is your partners favorite. They will recognize how you did something special just for them, and food is a great aphrodisiac. (Wearing nothing but an apron to cook this meal might turn on the flame as well).

After dinner, why not take your partner upstairs and help them unwind from a long day with a nice massage? Touching each others bodies and getting all of the kinks out will definitely help with the relaxation and guess what? When your relaxed itʼs easier to orgasm and multiple orgasms are possible.

So pick a day and surprise your lover with an evening they will never forget and get that flame going again! Because we all know how dark it can be without it.

It is your SKIN!

With the coming of summer there are many people out there excited to start shedding the winter layers and baring some skin.  This is an exciting time of year for many, especially the sexually imaginative looking at your beautiful cleavage and wondering what you feel like in their bed.  I just hope you (guys) realize that we’re lookin’ at you too.

But how do you get people to want to touch you?  By having great skin.  I could tell you which store bought lotions have worked for me, and which are clinically proven to blah blah blah, I could even remind you that I just did an Earthly Body post BUT I’m not going to.

Continue reading this post here.

I often find that many single guys I know are pretty bad at entertaining women. This is why they are doomed to loneliness. Far too often, a buddy will come to me, looking to recap “what he did wrong” during his first date, and I always end up telling them that they did everything wrong.

First, we need to understand how the first date works. The first date is totally unique when compared to all others. It is merely a test given by both sides to see if you can spend a small amount of time with someone and actually have fun. The date NEEDS to be light and active. None of this heavy convo stuff, just some laughs, a few smiles and actually having some stuff to do.

Have something planned

Chicks DO NOT want to sit in your crappy car while you both figure out what you are in the mood to do. You might think “I don’t want to impose on her, I’ll just see what she wants to do.” WRONG. She doesn’t care about what you two do, she just wants to see if she likes you or not. My standard first date is planned as follows: Activity, Light Eats, Coffee, Home.

Activity:
This can be anything where you are not passively engaged. That means no movies, theatre, TV, concerts, or anything else where you are “watching” something. You two need to hang out, not sit in the same room. I suggest Mini-Golf, Bowling, Pool, or Ice Skating. The activity should last no more than an hour and a half. (BUT: be sure to make sure she’s happy. If she looks bored, get out of there and go grab a bite. Also, don’t ask her if she’s having fun, just read her body language, idiot.)

Note: This has a double purpose. Aside from actually doing something, it’s a great place to build that physical tension. Blood Pumping status on the real.

Light Eats:
Okay, this gets hairy. You don’t want to take her to a five-star restaurant for a six course meal, but you also don’t want to hit up Wendy’s Value Menu. Find a nice café, or food place that does appetizers. DON’T order a steak, just get some finger foods. You’ll share them and chat during the meal. Forks and knifes = conversation killer, as you will be focused on eating, and she will be self-concious about looking fat in front of you. Applebee’s (or any other chain place) is not really much better than Wendy’s, so you may have to do some research. DON’T Get coffee/dessert here. ALSO: DO NOT GET DRUNK. (Actually, limit yourself to TWO drinks MAX.)

Coffee:
This is where stuff get’s fun. If the date has been going well so far, you can seriously just say “Let’s grab a coffee real quick. You don’t mind Dunkin Donuts/Starbucks/WaWa right?” Seriously. You just left an intimate setting, why make another? Get out there and be a little public. It’s also a good chance to “play couple” and have some fun. (If the date goes a bit wonky, well you may need to isolate the date to a quieter/darker place. If it’s really bad, end the night here and cut your losses.)

You want to avoid getting drinks or being touchy-feely. Coffee is a perfect time to gauge her feelings towards the evening. If she seems like she’s up for some more fun, try to figure out a late night activity (this can be a bar, but try to avoid it). Do something silly and childish. It makes them feel like they are in a shitty Rom-Com.

Home:
Don’t push your luck buddy. A nice smooch on the cheek is fine when you walk her to her door. If you played your cards right, she’ll invite you in for a little game of “blueballs or not: you decide” which is a lot like Taboo, in where you have to get to the point without saying certain words. If you aren’t invited back in, don’t stress it. Call her the next day and tell her you had fun.

Okay, this is officially TL;DR but hopefully my use of Bold and Italics helped. now, go use this info and score some first date pussy!