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The Female Perspective: Things We Notice About You

So we all know the first things guys look at when they see a woman, breasts & butt, right? Don’t tell me it’s eyes, because I know you’re are lying. Ever wonder what we notice about about you guys? I look at a few key things before I think twice about taking another glance.

1) SHOES

Shoes are a big one for me. I can’t stand when I see a guy walking around in a fresh outfit and he has dirty shoes or shoes that have holes in them. Or untied shoe laces as a matter of fact. It irritates me. Penny loafers are nasty too. If a guy comes to my door wearing penny loafers on our first date, I’m closing the door on his face.

2) SKIN COLOR

I am as pale as a ghost, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like my man nice and tan. I said tan by the way, not orange.

3) TEETH

If they are crooked or have spaces in them, what ever. Just please make sure there isn’t food in them. That’s just nasty.

4) SMILE

If you are in a bar with a puss on your face, you’re probably not going to have any chicks come up to you. We notice everything. We scan the room the second we walk in to see who is cute, having a good time or a terrible time. If I saw you sulking in the corner an hour before you walked up to me, just keep walking the other way. I want a guy who is the center of the party.

5) HAIR

For some reason, this messy hair thing is popular, personally I can’t stand it. They make THOUSANDS of products you can use to tame your hair and not look like you just crawled out of bed.

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Smarting Up Your Look

Sadly, there was no question this week so I figured I would talk about something every bachelor should know. So this weeks topic is smarting up your look.

Ok boys, your becoming men, and the best way to show it is through the way you dress. First impressions mean almost everything, so it’s important you don’t screw this up. Ready? Good, because we are going shopping. Only this time, we are going to do it a little different. This time we are going to walk right past stores like Hot Topic, Old Navy, and Modells. From now on, you live in Macy’s, The GAP, and Banana Republic. And most importantly, do not be fooled by make-believe grown-up stores like Express an Guess. These stores only sell clothing with retched designs all over them, and are only appealing to jerk-offs and teenagers.

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Let’s start with shirts and sweaters. I know you love you I <3 BEER t-shirt that your room-mate got you Sophomore year because you did the longest keg-stand, but it’s time to throw it away. In fact, all graphic tee’s should be hidden or discarded immediately. Don’t worry, you can still wear t-shirts, but keep them plain. One solid color, with no logo on them. I recommend V-necks because they make your neck look longer and they are a lot more comfortable. Same goes for sweaters, keep them simple so they are easy to build an outfit around. I’d also go V-neck with these, throw a plain white t-shirt underneath and your good to go.

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