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THE FEMALE PERSPECTIVE: Things Bachelors Must Keep In Their Pad For The Ladies

So gentlemen, Brendan has taught you everything you need to know about talking to the ladies, and then them bringing them back to your pimped out pad. But what happens if she stays the night? Are you prepared for her to sleep in one of your t-shirts or use your toothbrush? Here is a list of things you should keep at your pad for the ladies.

An extra toothbrush is the number one thing to keep in your place. If you intend on this chick staying over and you see future sleep overs taking place, you need to have one. There is nothing a girl hates more than kissing you with yucky breath, which means no morning sex gentlemen. Please, if you don’t buy anything else on my list, make sure this is the one you get.

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THE PERFECT PAD

This weeks question comes from Greg in San Francisco, California.

Dear Brendan;

I am a 25 year old bachelor who just finished graduate school, and finally moved out of my parent’s house. I like living on my own, but I am sick of sleeping on an air-bed and staring at white walls. How can I turn this into a place I would enjoy, and won’t cause women to run away the second they see it?

Greg, congrats on getting your first official bachelor’s pad. Now, let’s fix her up! Step one, your not a kid anymore, so take the calendar girl and band posters off the wall, put them in a box with all the comic books you have in you house and hide them DEEP in your closet. When you bring a girl home on a Friday night from the bar, your not going to have much luck romancing her if she is staring at a half-naked Carmen Electra, while your telling her what happened in the last Civil War book.

Carmen-Electra

The next step is painting the walls. I am going to leave the colors up to you, but make sure whatever they are, that they are warm and inviting. Nobody likes a yellow room.

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