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No commentsGrand Theft Auto V: First Trailer
Grown men everywhere are acting like school girls. The first trailer for Grand Theft Auto V has been revealed. This time around, the story takes place in a faux LA, called Los Santos. And more of the crazy violence that put the series on the map is to be expected of course. This game is going to be bad news. Let’s face it. Like Call of Duty, Grand Theft Auto makes most guys forget about their priorities. Maybe forget is the wrong word. Grand Theft Auto makes grown men not give a shit about their priorities. Have a significant other? You’ll have no time for her. Get dumped because of it? What the fuck ever. Have a job? You’ll show up late to work every day for a couple of weeks, or feign illness to spend all of your time on Xbox or PS3. Salary isn’t important anymore. You gotta shoot people, steal cars, and fuck whores. Nothing else matters. It’s Grand Theft Auto for cripes sake. The excitement is warranted.
No commentsBachelor Links for Tuesday October 11.
The 20 Hottest Photos of Elisabetta Canalis.
The True Stories Behind 10 Bad Album Covers [mentalfloss]
Kanye West and Russell Simmons stopped by Occupy Wall Street today to see how the other 99% live [thedailywh.at]
The 20 Angriest Coaches in Sports [bleacherreport]
100 greatest one hit wonders of the 80s [linkiest]
25 incredibly dumb ‘sexy’ Halloween costumes [trutv]
A Gallery Of Video Games As Classic Art [unreality]
5 Things Every Dude Should Know About Pairing Wine With Food [complex]
18 Pictures People Getting Hit In The Face With Balls [bannedinhollywood]
10 Great Fall Date Ideas [artofmanliness]
No comments5 First Great Date Ideas
We are old enough now to figure out that dinner and movie doesn’t work for a 1st date. Talk for an hour at dinner and then not talk for 2 hours at a movie. No good.
Here are some quick ideas for a first date:
1) Play video games – PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, it doesn’t matter. If your date is into video games, it might be time for some Street Fighter Turbo or some Wii Boxing.
2) Visit a new restaurant – New restaurants pop up all the time. Take 5-10 new restaurants put them in a hat and pick one out and go to it. It’s a gamble but worth the shot.
3) Eat in at your/her place- Ask before doing it but if she clears it, just order in.
4) The Aquarium/Zoo- Who doesn’t like the zoo? I am scared of snakes, but they are locked away. Show interest in all the animals.
5)Meet up for a drink- Harmless. If it doesn’t work out, you can leave it there and just move on.Who knows, she might stay around for dinner.
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